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I'd impregnate @asianspec if I could.
This is why we can’t have nice things.
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Originally Posted by svtmike
This is why we can’t have nice things.
No kidding. I was hoping to be a cuck and instead, I find out I'm only worthy enough to be a cucklet.


Dafuq. I waited forever to get the car, broke windshields...almost suffered the humiliation of Saintor getting it before me...and I only get cucklet status. So unfair.
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This is why we can’t have nice things.
That's never stopped me.
But I don't own an Audi.. so.. idk..
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Originally Posted by Yumcha
No kidding. I was hoping to be a cuck and instead, I find out I'm only worthy enough to be a cucklet.


Dafuq. I waited forever to get the car, broke windshields...almost suffered the humiliation of Saintor getting it before me...and I only get cucklet status. So unfair.
Almost? Mmm hmm.
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Originally Posted by Yumcha
No kidding. I was hoping to be a cuck and instead, I find out I'm only worthy enough to be a cucklet.


Dafuq. I waited forever to get the car, broke windshields...almost suffered the humiliation of Saintor getting it before me...and I only get cucklet status. So unfair.
You let a freaking Minvan cut in front of you.... i think cucklet is good enough for now
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Originally Posted by Yumcha
No kidding. I was hoping to be a cuck and instead, I find out I'm only worthy enough to be a cucklet.


Dafuq. I waited forever to get the car, broke windshields...almost suffered the humiliation of Saintor getting it before me...and I only get cucklet status. So unfair.
there's doms and subs in every relationship

just embrace it
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Almost? Mmm hmm.
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Old 05-01-2019, 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted by svtmike
Almost? Mmm hmm.
We'll nevar know.

So, by all intents and purposes, I beat him to the S5.
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Originally Posted by oonowindoo
You let a freaking Minvan cut in front of you.... i think cucklet is good enough for now
Yeah. I got no comeback for that.





THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!
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Old 05-01-2019, 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
That's never stopped me.
But I don't own an Audi.. so.. idk..
Hey man. You own a CTS-V that has enough HP to feed the planet. Sure, you keep your tire pressure waayyyy too soft but I guess you like...softness?
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Originally Posted by Yumcha
Yeah. I got no comeback for that.





THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!
My friends do not let ANYone cut in front of them.. especially minivans, Prius, Corolla, Camry and lastly Mercedes... which explains why most of them all drive BMWs
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Originally Posted by Yumcha
Hey man. You own a CTS-V that has enough HP to feed the planet. Sure, you keep your tire pressure waayyyy too soft but I guess you like...softness?

Maj likes it soft?
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Originally Posted by oonowindoo
My friends do not let ANYone cut in front of them.. especially minivans, Prius, Corolla, Camry and lastly Mercedes... which explains why most of them all drive BMWs
So, wait. What are you Bimbim owners called if Audi drivers are cuck/cucklets...?
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Originally Posted by Yumcha
We'll nevar know.

So, by all intents and purposes, I beat him to the S5.
Mmm hmmm. Other than the post where you let it slip that you banned him for getting his before you, we’ll nevar know.
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So, wait. What are you Bimbim owners called if Audi drivers are cuck/cucklets...?
Douches.
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Originally Posted by 00TL-P3.2
Audi = Cuck
BMW = Douche
MB = Superior


He's not wrong
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Maj likes it soft?
If I gave it to you hard, you'd die
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Taco got it barely-flacid and look at how that ended up.
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Fify

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audi = cuck
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mb = superior bitches:o
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Taco got it barely-flacid and look at how that ended up.
What happened to him?
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Originally Posted by oonowindoo
What happened to him?
He got it barely-flacid. And

I thought I said that pretty clearly.
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I havent seen him around for a while now..... what did you guys do to him? did he also get the S5 before Yumcha and got banned too?
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His dog Tobias needed more attention; he was being neglected due to Acurazine shenanigans
Poor Tobey.
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He also took time to write a business plan and is currently ghost authoring a book
I'm sure he's on his way to making 1M CAD / yr

Plus dating a blax chix is also taking up much of his time
and money probably
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Originally Posted by oonowindoo
I havent seen him around for a while now..... what did you guys do to him? did he also get the S5 before Yumcha and got banned too?
We'll nevar know.
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Speaking of tire pressures (that's what we're talking about in terms of soft and hard, right?!?!?), I just realized that this S5 does not have a monitor that I can view the current psi of the wheel!
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Pfft.. should have bought teh RS5
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I knew it

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https://www.audiworld.com/forums/aud...ystem-2920662/
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Pfft.. should have bought teh RS5
Should've gotten pigment dying to be whiter so I can get promoted to afford the RS5.
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And caucasian eye surgery
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Originally Posted by svtmike
Mmm hmmm. Other than the post where you let it slip that you banned him for getting his before you, we’ll nevar know.
I will deny everything.
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Originally Posted by Majofo
And caucasian eye surgery
Cockasian.




Wait. Sorry. I drive Audi. Cuckasian.
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And caucasian eye surgery
Does that leave a person cockeyed?
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So, which is cooler...? Douchlet or Cucklet?
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