Yumcha Buys Car, Arrives After World Ends, Abuse of Vehicle Ensues

Old 05-02-2019, 10:29 AM
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in reverse, am I right, Maj?
Have you slept in the past 3 weeks?
With all the wrench time, driving around taking pics, work, family, bullshitting here
Something has to give.. bro, you need to put down the vices that keep you going
Accept Jesus as your lord and savior, only then will you be free...
for there is no rest for the weary
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Old 05-02-2019, 11:32 AM
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Multi-tasker extraordiaire...
and if all goes to plan I'll be putting an alternator in the ody this afternoon.
I sleep, man...
since stopping alcohol i found like 4 extra hours in the day.
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You quit alcohol.. why even live then?!?!
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Take back your vices, repent
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DeerMeat gave up alcohol. So I doubled down.

The universe remains at unity.

You're welcome, cucks.
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Old 05-02-2019, 02:09 PM
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I'd negrep @asianspec if I could.
I still have the power to neg rep for my wedding list.
Old 05-02-2019, 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
DeerMeat gave up alcohol. So I doubled down.

The universe remains at unity.

You're welcome, cucks.
I bet J watches videos of you day drinking
Old 05-02-2019, 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
mine seemed like I needed to get very close to the car to make it work. especially driver door handle when
key in pocket. Just needed a new battery although I'm sure that's not the case for you. Was fob in the dash
or in your purse?

someone already did the windows up AND down with the fob through vagcom on mine.
Looking forward to getting the OBDEleven to mess with some things like no more wink when signalling
and maybe brightest setting for the DRL
The fob was in my pant pocket.

Yeah, this happened mid-drive. Nothing catastrophic happened but I got a chime and some graphic in yellow that the fob is not detected.
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It happens to all the fobs.
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Yumcha is too skinny to be recognized as a FOB.. sad.
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So, you sayin' I need to get fat.
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I need to gain more weight and be more of a jerk. Got it.
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Or you've turned Connie Banana Chung on us
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Or you've turned Connie Banana Chung on us
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FOB not detected.. then you pull out bamboo chopsticks..

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Originally Posted by Majofo
FOB not detected.. then you pull out bamboo chopsticks..

Technically speaking, I am a fob. So, I'm insulted my car could not detect me.

So, yeah...I guess I'm turning Connie Chung?!?
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Or you've turned Connie "Enoki" Chung on us
phixed!
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Originally Posted by Yumcha
Technically speaking, I am a fob. So, I'm insulted my car could not detect me.

So, yeah...I guess I'm turning Connie Chung?!?
You fit in very well here in Arcadia.
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Originally Posted by asianspec
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Your wedding allows for roasting of the groom, right?
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Originally Posted by Yumcha
Your wedding allows for roasting of the groom, right?
you want the bride to say who the fuck is this gwai-lo? lol
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You moved J?
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Arcadia? That is my hood!
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
You moved J?
Not yet. Maybe next year

Originally Posted by oonowindoo
Arcadia? That is my hood!
Yummy can be somebody's mistress and live there
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Mistresses should be living in Rowland Heights. They have a dedicated "Small 3" communities there..They could take care of each other there.
Arcadia is where the real wives live
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Anyone ever been to Acadia?
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
Anyone ever been to Acadia?
I'll let you know.

























Waitaminit.
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So...it happened. It was inevitable. And likely a cause of me debadging the rear...

I went for some after-work drinks with my project team to buy them a couple of rounds today and as I left and jumped into my car, a random gwai-ro guy smoking his vape gadget goes: "Yo dude...nice ride. Is that the new Hyundai Optima...?"

















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Originally Posted by Yumcha
So...it happened. It was inevitable. And likely a cause of me debadging the rear...

I went for some after-work drinks with my project team to buy them a couple of rounds today and as I left and jumped into my car, a random gwai-ro guy smoking his vape gadget goes: "Yo dude...nice ride. Is that the new Hyundai Optima...?"

















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Serious question,
Acadia State Park in Maine.

Fuck that moron, yeah, it's a Kia Stinger Hatch
No go back inside, pussy!
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Originally Posted by Yumcha
So...it happened. It was inevitable. And likely a cause of me debadging the rear...

I went for some after-work drinks with my project team to buy them a couple of rounds today and as I left and jumped into my car, a random gwai-ro guy smoking his vape gadget goes: "Yo dude...nice ride. Is that the new Hyundai Optima...?"
Stealth mode activated
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Originally Posted by Yumcha
So...it happened. It was inevitable. And likely a cause of me debadging the rear...

I went for some after-work drinks with my project team to buy them a couple of rounds today and as I left and jumped into my car, a random gwai-ro guy smoking his vape gadget goes: "Yo dude...nice ride. Is that the new Hyundai Optima...?"


















It was a test. He wanted you to respond, "no it was an Audi". Classic cuck/gangbang initiation. He would have then offered you an invite to meat up with his wife for some funtimes


You failed
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Originally Posted by Yumcha
So...it happened. It was inevitable. And likely a cause of me debadging the rear...

I went for some after-work drinks with my project team to buy them a couple of rounds today and as I left and jumped into my car, a random gwai-ro guy smoking his vape gadget goes: "Yo dude...nice ride. Is that the new Hyundai Optima...?"











He probably drives an Audi too.. if i have to guess... A4 base. That is how the cucks talks... you have to learn the cucknese





3 series owners talk shit about 4GC saying it looks like 4GT..... similar behaviors...

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Originally Posted by oonowindoo
3 series owners talk shit about 4GC saying it looks like 4GT..... similar behaviors...


That is a really low blow. What douches.
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... and on this day.. May 3rd, 2019..
It was proclaimed that Yumcha's S5 sportback be called a Hyundai Sonata

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It kinda looks like a mustang or an accord though too, right?
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"Yumcha buys a Hyundai Sonata"
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When I first saw the Stinger rear, I was like.. Is that a Masi????

Then I saw the front and was like.. nvm, it's a Kia..
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He probably drives an Audi too.. if i have to guess... A4 base. That is how the cucks talks... you have to learn the cucknese
Probably the FWD version, too. FFS
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The new 2020 Sonata is pretty tits


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