Yumcha Buys Car, Arrives After World Ends, Abuse of Vehicle Ensues
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Honestly, no idea. I just like white because it's easy to maintain and I think it looks good.
Just happens that every other thinks that way? Dunno.
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Audi Canada salesman: Welcome cuck, we have Moose, Maple Syrup, Tim Horton's, and Polar bear options for your car, which would you like?"
Yumcha: "I'll have the Polar bear color please "
Yumcha: "I'll have the Polar bear color please "
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you are not technically white... i am probably more pale than you
But we are just different shades of brown, apparently.
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So, Yummy is now a ?
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Just watch, Dennison will want to build that wall between Canada and the US nao to keep me away from your daughters, wives, aunts, and grandmamas.
YUMCHA IS COMING FOR THEM!
YUMCHA IS COMING FOR THEM!
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In his Audi!
In hiked up shorts. And visor cap. And driving super slow!
In hiked up shorts. And visor cap. And driving super slow!
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K, that was not funny.
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But, deploy the army.
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I'm starting to advocate for Lexus again, so how many if you went/will go that route next time? And if so/not, will you be returning to Acura? Or just give up and go domestic like Lincon/Cadillac?
Or just get a used Bently and call it one day until it breaks...
Or just get a used Bently and call it one day until it breaks...
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Oh and overpriced. They compared poorly to the Acura and Audi I ended up buying.
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Really enjoying it...
Still, if I HAD to be whiny, I would've hoped for the telescopic steering wheel to be motorized versus manual. Also, would not have hurt if the seats could've had a cooling feature...they can get a bit toasty esp. now that the weather has warmed up. Kinda too bad that the shades available in the A4/S4 did not make its way into the A5/S5.
First-world problems, I guess. Very good car and dayum does hatch look great.
Still, if I HAD to be whiny, I would've hoped for the telescopic steering wheel to be motorized versus manual. Also, would not have hurt if the seats could've had a cooling feature...they can get a bit toasty esp. now that the weather has warmed up. Kinda too bad that the shades available in the A4/S4 did not make its way into the A5/S5.
First-world problems, I guess. Very good car and dayum does hatch look great.
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You are right about the seats. The seat cooling in my A4 Prestige with warm weather package is awesome.
You have to make some sacrifices to get those extra cylinders.
You have to make some sacrifices to get those extra cylinders.
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No.
And FML...because I live in windshield-death capital of the planet, as I was driving to dinner with the family tonight, a rock left a quarter-sized circular crack on the driver side of the glass.
Unlike the incident that required a replacement a few weeks back because the crack went across the windshield, this one has not spread...so, it should be salvageable and they should be able to fill in the damage with resin and etc. Booked for 8AM on Monday.
And FML...because I live in windshield-death capital of the planet, as I was driving to dinner with the family tonight, a rock left a quarter-sized circular crack on the driver side of the glass.
Unlike the incident that required a replacement a few weeks back because the crack went across the windshield, this one has not spread...so, it should be salvageable and they should be able to fill in the damage with resin and etc. Booked for 8AM on Monday.
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But does the Owdie have manual start?
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How about does the Owdie have push to start?
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Does the Owdie have a starter?
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CU2 kind of parodied you and showed how lame this looks.
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My windshield got the and MM got the ...
's for everyone!
's for everyone!
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Sounds great. Yeah, we can get "coverage" via "free" repairs for chips like the one I got yesterday evening. But, if that fails somehow and I need the replacement route like a few weeks back, I have to eat $1K deductible -- the lowest Statefarm will go for the car.
It's fine. Part in parcel with owning cars up here.