Yumcha Buys Car, Arrives After World Ends, Abuse of Vehicle Ensues

Old 04-08-2019, 08:38 PM
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I like how you picked a color that matches snow.
Camo, they probably call it up by you.
Old 04-08-2019, 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
I like how you picked a color that matches snow.
Camo, they probably call it up by you.
Yes. Though, it's more to do with I'm and well, white is the only color we get. Ask @Costco and @oonowindoo ...it's true!
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is that a thing?
Is this a metaphor for the disdain you have for how easy the white man has it?
Is this you wanting to be inside the white man?
Old 04-09-2019, 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted by rockstar143

is that a thing?
Is this a metaphor for the disdain you have for how easy the white man has it?
Is this you wanting to be inside the white man?
It is a metaphor. To be more gwai-ro.




Honestly, no idea. I just like white because it's easy to maintain and I think it looks good.

Just happens that every other thinks that way? Dunno.
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nice try to cover up the bigger nefarious plot!
you want inside me, it's all yours!
Camping season!
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Audi Canada salesman: Welcome cuck, we have Moose, Maple Syrup, Tim Horton's, and Polar bear options for your car, which would you like?"

Yumcha: "I'll have the Polar bear color please "
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Originally Posted by rockstar143

is that a thing?
Is this a metaphor for the disdain you have for how easy the white man has it?
Is this you wanting to be inside the white man?
i dont think white men are as white as Yumcha's car.. if you were, see a doctor

you are not technically white... i am probably more pale than you
But we are just different shades of brown, apparently.


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Old 04-09-2019, 12:10 PM
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So, Yummy is now a ?
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Originally Posted by 00TL-P3.2


So, Yummy is now a ?
Well i mean.. he's in Canada.. and he came up from the US...


So USA is Canada's Mexico..


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Old 04-09-2019, 02:19 PM
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Just watch, Dennison will want to build that wall between Canada and the US nao to keep me away from your daughters, wives, aunts, and grandmamas.



YUMCHA IS COMING FOR THEM!
Old 04-09-2019, 02:19 PM
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In his Audi!

In hiked up shorts. And visor cap. And driving super slow!
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God help us all.
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Originally Posted by Flipster23
God help us all.
Deploy the army. Separate the kids.
Old 04-10-2019, 11:59 AM
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K, that was not funny.
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But, deploy the army.
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I'm starting to advocate for Lexus again, so how many if you went/will go that route next time? And if so/not, will you be returning to Acura? Or just give up and go domestic like Lincon/Cadillac?


Or just get a used Bently and call it one day until it breaks...
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Should've got an S8!
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Take your meds!
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Originally Posted by Midnight Mystery
I'm starting to advocate for Lexus again, so how many if you went/will go that route next time? And if so/not, will you be returning to Acura? Or just give up and go domestic like Lincon/Cadillac?


Or just get a used Bently and call it one day until it breaks...
Lexus... bleah. Looked at their offerings last two times I bought cars (. Super dated and incohesive dash and controls, and really bad handling on the one that passed the sit-in test.

Oh and overpriced. They compared poorly to the Acura and Audi I ended up buying.
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Audi, you say?
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
Audi, you say?
Yep. Love mine too.
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Really enjoying it...

Still, if I HAD to be whiny, I would've hoped for the telescopic steering wheel to be motorized versus manual. Also, would not have hurt if the seats could've had a cooling feature...they can get a bit toasty esp. now that the weather has warmed up. Kinda too bad that the shades available in the A4/S4 did not make its way into the A5/S5.

First-world problems, I guess. Very good car and dayum does hatch look great.
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You are right about the seats. The seat cooling in my A4 Prestige with warm weather package is awesome.

You have to make some sacrifices to get those extra cylinders.
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Originally Posted by svtmike
You are right about the seats. The seat cooling in my A4 Prestige with warm weather package is awesome.
I bet...and given how nicely the seats wrap around you, when they get pre-heated in the summer heat, it definitely be warm. Ah well.
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Does the Owdie have remote start?
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Originally Posted by Midnight Mystery
Does the Owdie have remote start?
No.





And FML...because I live in windshield-death capital of the planet, as I was driving to dinner with the family tonight, a rock left a quarter-sized circular crack on the driver side of the glass.

Unlike the incident that required a replacement a few weeks back because the crack went across the windshield, this one has not spread...so, it should be salvageable and they should be able to fill in the damage with resin and etc. Booked for 8AM on Monday.
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After repair, will the damage remain visible or obvious?



Does the Owdie have auto start?
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google, motherfucker.
are you actually having a conversation?


I'll have a few quirks of my own in the coming weeks but honestly, overall...I've been surprised in a good way about what the car does!
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But does the Owdie have manual start?
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How about does the Owdie have push to start?
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Does the Owdie have a starter?
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Originally Posted by Midnight Mystery
After repair, will the damage remain visible or obvious?



Does the Owdie have auto start?
It will be about 85% gone...you'll still notice it as it will appear as a white-ish imperfection on the glass...almost like a smallish spiderweb is permanently there.
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Originally Posted by Midnight Mystery
After repair, will the damage remain visible or obvious?



Does the Owdie have auto start?
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But does the Owdie have manual start?
Originally Posted by cu2wagon
How about does the Owdie have push to start?
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Does the Owdie have a starter?
Seriously @Midnight Mystery, there's no reason to litter this thread with multiple posts of random questions. Being a spaz is neither endearing nor a quality that makes for a long life for you in this thread. In short, this moderator is encouraging you to get your shit together.

CU2 kind of parodied you and showed how lame this looks.

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If you're purposely making it all one person posting that, then it is even funnier!
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My windshield got the and MM got the ...


's for everyone!
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Oprah!
In Florida you get one free windshield per year per car through insurance.
Move here, Yum! We could go camping in your hatchback!
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Oprah!
In Florida you get one free windshield per year per car through insurance.
Move here, Yum! We could go camping in your hatchback!
Yeah! We'd take turns...I'd sleep in your S4 on night 1 and you sleep in my S5 on night 2...it'll be like, magic! <does jazz hands>


Sounds great. Yeah, we can get "coverage" via "free" repairs for chips like the one I got yesterday evening. But, if that fails somehow and I need the replacement route like a few weeks back, I have to eat $1K deductible -- the lowest Statefarm will go for the car.

It's fine. Part in parcel with owning cars up here.
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Hey, once you fix it, it won't even bother you!
pardon my laziness and ignance.
you 3.0 supahchargah or turbah!??

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