Yumcha Buys Car, Arrives After World Ends, Abuse of Vehicle Ensues
 

...until literally, 2019. And about 2 weeks into the new year. :bored:

The running gag was that Saintor who apparently bought an S5 himself may have got his before moi. WELL, WE'LL NEVER KNOW WILL WE! I banned him before he could reveal if he got the car. :O

Anyways, more pics later but dealership needs time to prep. Likely depending on schedule, I'll pick it up Tuesday or Wednesday as they have to winterize the darn thing to survive the Hoth winters here. :bored:

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/Og...Q=w640-h480-no
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/7k...c=w640-h480-no
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/XQ...8=w640-h480-no


Going away will be the 2012 MINI Countryman...We'll keep the older sea cucumber because it's pretty reliable and well, I like destroying environments. :O

Love it.... Was considering one of these (although not an S) over the past several weeks before I got the allroad.. Best of luck, enjoy!!

Gorgeous color combo. That should be a blast to drive up there in the winter or any time of year for that matter. I hope that thing has the air suspension and that it is just locked at shipping height cause it needs a drop bad if not.

Congrats, Yummy!!!! :woot:

:cheers: Glad to see it does indeed exist :tomato:

Beautiful car Yummy! And first person on AZ to get it too :smirk:



:precious:

Thanks, sir.

The car was literally just rolled off the transport so I suspect yeah, the suspension was locked...I did not get additional sports suspension option but did add differential to my package. I also passed up on the steering option too.

Looks slower than ttribe's 335i :O

Kidding.

Car is gorgeous! The new 3.0T is fantastic :thumbsup:

Yup! Because Saintor got banned before he could tell us and so, technically speaking, I got my car first. :O


:silvercup:

Of course it is. It is immediately 80% slower by virtue that a :rice: is behind the wheel. Just imagine me on the fast lane on the highway going 10 below the limit. :O


And me sitting dangerously close to the steering wheel that I can literally lick it without tilting or moving my neck. :precious:

That's me. :O

Congrats on the 4x4!

Sexy car and great color combo. Congratulations!

we all know it was vaporcar...

There is so much dysfunction in that introductory post. :huh:

It is always going to be vapor until there is a proper bacon, butter, and waffles photo :O

To satisfy you nimrods, you're telling me that I have to take delivery of the car next week with bags of bacon and waffles with me...? The dealership is going to be like WTFBBQ... :huh:

NO...maybe there will be a robot. But that's it. :O

...because pulling out a robot and going pew pew pew before I drive off in the S5 for a picture is ALOT less weird. :O

Welcome to the Club!

www.audizine.com

Very stunning! Looks like a 4 door mustang tho.... Or perhaps a Honda Accord

:ponder:

Beautiful color combination. Congratulations.

:O You must do this and don't forget the butter! :troutslap:

Prick!

:finger:
:love:

YAS

:drool:

Our cars are like cousins.

Better yet, no, not gonna.... :sad:

It's funny when posts keep getting edited in real time... :whistle: :cough:k-k-k-kurt.:cough:

you mean you want to sleep with your car too? :scratch:

Yummy's car was black before I slept with it :O

You would like big black cars..

Yeah buddy

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:rofl:

Yummy's car before he ever gets it.
https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/acurazi...d18e0ae1e6.jpg

Dafuq. :sure:

Not cool, Meat Market

Yeah, seriously, I'm all for fun and games but not sure I get the humor of a busted car...

I've been waiting for this since July. Yeesh.

Congrats Drink Tea!

Title made me :pofl:

Everyone beat me to it, but I'll say it anyway - I didn't know Audi made an S5 Allroad

Heu, *nope*. So wrong on so many levels. MINE has been on the road for a while... lovely.

I *did* explain you why... was it so hard to gasp?
https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/acurazi...a5aa5afcb4.gif :tongue:

*You'll love it*, but Audi serves their most deserving customers first. :rice: :thumbsup:

Yeah but one has some sex appeal and the other NOT.

They know I can't drive so, a special edition. :O


The spacers used to keep the car from bouncing during transit will be removed by Tuesday's pick-up. It'll be normal height per the S5 by then. :bored:

That car is sexier than mine :sad:

Not after I :rice: mine up with Mugen stickers. Don't you worry. :O