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Old 08-06-2005, 04:41 PM
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Wife wants a Hummer H2

We have a Denali Xl that the warranty is up, and she wants a H2, how do I talk her out of it.

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Old 08-06-2005, 04:45 PM
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We have a Denali Xl that the warranty is up, and she wants a H2, how do I talk her out of it.

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I guess gas prices can get her out of it, or suggest the H3.
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It is about the same as the Denali, I will need to show her the H3.

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you need to show her your foot in her ass. Then post pics

And nice targa
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Have her look at a range rover or something
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What possable purpose does she need an SUV that big?
The H2 is only a name. It's 90% the same as a Surburbon.
If you want somthingthat is nice try a Infinity FX35, or 45.
Old 08-06-2005, 05:56 PM
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H3 looks TERRIBLE.

Just use gas prices as an excuse. Or tell her to pay for it all herself inclduing insurance.

Or make up some story about high murder/theft rate.
Old 08-06-2005, 05:59 PM
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I would ask for a divorce.
Old 08-06-2005, 06:00 PM
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Honestly i feel sorry for you, really

how long you been married to this bit...eh woman ?
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Originally Posted by Msnowdon
We have a Denali Xl that the warranty is up, and she wants a H2, how do I talk her out of it.

Michael
Easy. Go take a test drive, and make her drive it through a crowded parking lot and park it between two other cars.
Game over.

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Old 08-06-2005, 07:30 PM
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Ask her if you can have a hummer first, then you'll decide.
Old 08-06-2005, 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by matelot
Honestly i feel sorry for you, really

how long you been married to this bit...eh woman ?


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Originally Posted by mclarenf3387
Ask her if you can have a hummer first, then you'll decide.
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Show her the JD Power quality ratings.
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Interior space in the H2 is no comparison to a denali xl. If you need the space in the denali then it seems as if the H2 won't do anyway.
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I explained that to her last night, and she is over the Hummer, thanks.

We are going to look at the Infiniti qx56
Old 08-07-2005, 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by fuzzy02CLS
What possable purpose does she need an SUV that big?
The H2 is only a name. It's 90% the same as a Surburbon.
If you want somthingthat is nice try a Infinity FX35, or 45.

infinity is only a name then too- FX is just the same as the murano
Old 08-07-2005, 12:13 PM
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murano is based on altima platform FWD, fx on g35 RWD
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Originally Posted by Msnowdon
We have a Denali Xl that the warranty is up, and she wants a H2, how do I talk her out of it.

Michael
do you have kids?

if not, ask her why she wants the h2.

if you do have kids,

show her the new honda odyssey, it's a got a crap load of nice features in it.

if all else fails just tell her if she wants it, buy it herself.
Old 08-07-2005, 01:17 PM
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did she grow a set of balls over night??
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Originally Posted by Msnowdon
We are going to look at the Infiniti qx56

still yet another monster.
tell you what:

1) Buy wife life insurance
2) Buy the monster suv
3) drive monster suv over wife
4) Claim insurance
5) Get a new 911
6) Get ready for chick-assault
Old 08-07-2005, 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted by TheMirror
Easy. Go take a test drive, and make her drive it through a crowded parking lot and park it between two other cars.
Game over.

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^Funniest thing I've ever seen was watching a woman try to parallel park a fucking H2 in West LA.

and QX56? Do you guys have like, 7 kids?

If you get a big SUV though.. you better throw dubs on there...
Old 08-07-2005, 03:53 PM
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Ask her if she is that set on growing a reeeeally small penis. If that doesn't change her mind, goto edmunds.com and look at the reviews and the specs on the gas mileage. Seriously, get her an FX45 or an RX400h.
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Show us the pics with the dubs.
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i cant believe you talked her out of a h2....into a qx56....

seriously, do us all a favor and talk her into a smaller suv if she must own a gas guzzling waste of space that is too big to drive
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Originally Posted by Python2121
i cant believe you talked her out of a h2....into a qx56....

seriously, do us all a favor and talk her into a smaller suv if she must own a gas guzzling waste of space that is too big to drive
...oh yea, and thanks for increasing our dependence on foriegn oil.
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Originally Posted by Python2121
i cant believe you talked her out of a h2....into a qx56....

seriously, do us all a favor and talk her into a smaller suv if she must own a gas guzzling waste of space that is too big to drive
Old 08-07-2005, 06:38 PM
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i like the h2
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Haven't seen a QX in person, but I saw an Armada on like, 22's. That shit was huge.

Black FX45 with factory black headlight housings + chrome roof rack bars = the sects.
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I actually love the QX56
Old 08-07-2005, 06:52 PM
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Say, "No"
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Originally Posted by Crazy Sellout
I actually love the QX56
and wearing womens underwear...
Old 08-08-2005, 05:06 AM
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I dont know why anybody would want an H2 ... especially why you would even consider getting your wife a gas guzler for nothing ... does she buy like 500 pounds of groceries a day or does she need a big car for something else ... IMO ... complete waste. Buy her a TSX and tell her to be happy.
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Forget the H2, and talk her into a Cayenne Turbo so the 911 can have a big brother.
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