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The Ultimate in Automotive Performance
WAIT!!! Don't move this to Car Talk!. Guaranteed to make you :spit: and :rofl:...
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...m=140318922902 |
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:rofl: at the pics
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hehe.. thats a good read
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That's my next mod!!! :rofl: |
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omg, it actually makes more sense than the 3000000 HP chips offered out there |
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niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee lol
i should buy this for my friend's bday for soemthing |
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hahahahahahahha that made my night
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:rofl: The questions and answers are great too!
Q: Allyrs, You say that postage is free, however am I able to collect the "Carrot on a stick" in person? I only live around the corner (Aberdeen) so I am keen to make the mere 1400 mile round trip to collect. 05-May-09 A: Yes by all means come and collect! Ill even fit it for you. Now thats service. Also i wouldnt worry about the return journey you should make it in half the time. i can also offer to fit the potato dash speed camera detector for an extra 3 pence? Q: Hi it would like to know is carrot on a stick pesticide free and organic?as i would hate to add something harmfull to the enviroment to my 6 litre Hummer.Also do you do a pumpkin range as really i'm after head gains as you just cant have too much head.I'm afraid i'm not very scientifically minded so your technology is beyond me but havnt seen a product like this since shite-on-a-stick(the number 1 female repelant)Keep up the good work! 06-May-09 A: Ahh shite on a stick, thats going back a bit! Well im happy to let you know we can supply both organic or standard products. however the organic products will not give as large a gain as the standard. You see the standard vegetable is fed on old 911's engine oil and the bloody of the german car factory workers. For your hummer i would recommend for the hummers H1-3 Pumpkinflow technology and id advise double strip brown tape. Im not going to lie, this could be costly- possibly in the hundreds but the performance will be simply breathtaking. The ehaust would need to be cabbageflowed and some form of watermellon air feed would have to be constructed. I dont have anything off the shelf but will be happy to fabricated any thing you need. regards, allyrs Q: Hi mate, I Installed one of your carrot on a stick units on the back of my car, and now I can't get into first gear.. Help! 07-May-09 A: Please re read the instruction booklet we never sent you and follow the simple instructions. The stick must be fitted to the front of the vehicle. However if you wish to drive your car backwards it will be ridiculously fast! any further problems please ask. allyrs Q: Very good, i've been in tears reading this! Great 07-May-09 A: I dont understand was this due to Onionflow technology? Please dont sue. We can send you another compatible product free of charge. all the best |
Q: Hi im thinking about fitting one of theys before i go on a track and race my renault 5 gt turbo, but im worried the slower cars like the evo's scoobys,rx7's 911's etc will notice my carrot and make them go fast in order to get to my carrot and it could cause the only possible resone for me to lose the race, will this happen??
A: A good question! However seeing as the 5 engine was esentially developed in the late 50's the faster cars feel embarressed to go near the 5. carrot or no carrot you wont be bothered. The 5 will win no matter if its modded or not.;) regards :rofl: Good stuff. |
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I've seen it all. :what:
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I wonder how much power it'll make if you put it on a VW Rabbit
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Originally Posted by TommySalami
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I wonder how much power it'll make if you put it on a VW Rabbit
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You would need a ramjet pumpkin flow technology kit for a plane....
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better than stickers.
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:rofl: That made my day!
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lol funny shit.
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What I think is funny, is because the test car is a Renault, this may actually work :what:
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Great stuff!
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