Stereotyping car owners...!
03-09-2007, 01:23 PM
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Stereotyping car owners...!
So, essentially, these are threads you are most likely to find on these car forums...The list:
Bentley Forum
- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?
Bugatti Veyron Forum
- - - Anyone know where I could pick up a spare front-end?
Camaro/Firebird Forum
- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.
Mustang forum
- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.
Civic forum
- - -Some old dude in a Mustang tried to race me.
Monte Carlo forum
- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.
VW Bug forum
- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)
Yugo Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?
Lamborghini forum
- - - Help! Noticing wind noise around 210MPH
Integra forum
- - - 50 extra HP with 3" exhaust?
Lancer forum
- - - How much more aerodynamic does this bodykit make my car? (pics)
Miata forums
- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)
Chevy Tahoe forum
- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)
Pontiac Fiero forum
- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)
BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?
Cadillac forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.
Nissan Skyline forum
- - - I just got defected.
Holden Commodore forum
- - - Just got defected oh mah gaww uleh.
Nissan Silvia forum
- - - FS: Avocado green drift spec S13, slightly drift damaged.
Chevy Suburban Forum
- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?
Buick Forum
- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?
Delorean forum
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.
Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?
Honda Accord forum
- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.
S2000 Forum
- - - But my hp/l was so much higher then his, wtf?????
Toyota Prius forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?
BMW E36 325i Forum
- - - Just raced a riced Golf, must have had 400 hp or something, it beat me!
BMW 316i forum
- - - what's the best glue for M badges?
Lancia Delta HF Integrale Forum
- - - Some burk in an E36 325i just tried to race me.
Lexus Forum
- - - Just got a new iPod! (pics)
Civic Forum
- - - Just got a new alu wing (pics)
BMW 5-series Forum
- - - I think I've just made my car uglier! (pics)
Subaru Impreza WRX STi Police Car Forum
- - - Just crashed trying to catch a Polo (pics)
Land Rover Defender Forum
- - - Improved reliability with a mahogny crankshaft, and put on new hinges made from RUST FREE STEEL! (pics)
Ferrari forum
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.
Porsche forum
- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?
Subaru Legacy forum
- - - How much does an STi swap cost??
Saturn forum
- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.
Jaguar forum
- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?
Mercedes forum
- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?
Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)
Discovery forum
*Insert 40 new threads per day, each about a totally separate problem that nobody's ever had before*
Dodge Viper forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?
McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in a F-16 tried to race me.
VW Phaeton forum
- - -what's the correct pronounciation again?
Dodge Minivan forum
- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?
Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.
Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?
Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.
Chevy pickup forum
- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?
SRT Forum
"Will this void my warranty"
RX7 Forum
- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.
DSM Forum
- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me
Supra Forum
- - -Head too big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.
Classic Wankel Engined Cars Forum
--Just got my fifth engine (pics)
Renault Megane Forum
--Got my new interior in the mail!
Rover Forum
--Where can I get my ear surgery?
Ford Sierra Forum
--Hit a brick today, wrote the car off.
Volvo 240 Forum
--Some idiot in a Sierra hit me Volvo. Damn it, a front wing is 50 quid at the garbadge dumb!
BMW 3-series Forum
--It's stolen again!
Porsche Boxter Forum
-- Raced a cheap ricer, saw nothing but taillights, am I still cool for having a Porsche.
RX-8 Forum
-- Rich snot in a Porsche tried to race me. Rear engines can't cant corner no matter how much they cost. Snark welcome.
Supercars.net forum
- - - "I mihgt only be 11 yrs old but my dad is rich and has a CLK GTR so **** you"
VW Golf Forum
--Just did something hip! I bought an iPod! Think the girls will like me?
Bentley Arnage T Forum
--Where can I get cheap tires?
Ford GT forum:
-- Would my insurance be any cheaper if I tell them it's a South African kit car?
TVR forum:
-- Have discovered snap oversteer problem. I am typing this from the afterlife.
WRX forum:
-- How far backwards would i need to rotate my baseball cap for best performance?
Ariel Atom forums
--- I just swallowed a bug
--- Check out my new hair style (pics)
--- Considering moving to Southern California
Air Cooled 911 Forums:
--Oversteered into a tree (pics)
Smart forums:
---ForTwo fell into a pothole and got stuck, how to safely recover it?
BMW X5 Forum
--Car stuck on lawn (pics)
Nissan 350Z Forum
--Constant back ache, why?
Brabus Forum
--Car for sale, need to pay speeding ticket
Bristol forum:
--Hello, anybody here?
Toyota Prius forums:
--ran over a snail today, need emotional support.
Toyota Hilux forums:
--death to american infidels! (pics)
--how many explosive need to blow up tank?
Mercedes SLK forums:
POLL: Rimmel, Maybelline or Avon?
Cadillac Escalade forums:
--gosh darn, Eminem has done it again Yo! Great new album!
Lexus Forum
--Got in a fight with a Mercedes owner who called it a Toyota
Mercedes forum
--Idiot tries to tell me his Lexus is not a Toyota
Calibra Forum
--Got in a fight with someone who called himself 'nomix' who said I drove a Vectra
Vette Forum
- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?
Ford 2.3 forum
- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!
Source: http://forums.finalgear.com/showthread.php?t=17507
Last edited by Yumcha; 03-09-2007 at 01:27 PM.
03-09-2007, 01:29 PM
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^ Oops! Do a merge? 
03-09-2007, 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by FastAcura
ok, just a sec...
03-09-2007, 02:08 PM
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_____ like a rabbit
Lexus Forum
--Got in a fight with a Mercedes owner who called it a Toyota
Mercedes forum
--Idiot tries to tell me his Lexus is not a Toyota
--Got in a fight with a Mercedes owner who called it a Toyota
Mercedes forum
--Idiot tries to tell me his Lexus is not a Toyota
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03-09-2007, 02:36 PM
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Those are great.
Originally Posted by SG81
c'mon Yummy, you've been here that long and you didn't see this in any of the first 6 times they were posted :wink:
The its stolen again one should be changed from BMW 3 series to S4 though.
03-09-2007, 02:58 PM
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Big Block go VROOOM!
On a related note, I'm going repost myself since I was an idiot and originally posted my car stereotype funny in ramblings. Car nationality stereotypes this time.
https://acurazine.com/forums/ramblings-12/vote-revival-automotive-nationalism-285061/
https://acurazine.com/forums/ramblings-12/vote-revival-automotive-nationalism-285061/
03-09-2007, 03:23 PM
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Yes, he did that
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9/10
My personal favs:
BMW E36 325i Forum
- - - Just raced a riced Golf, must have had 400 hp or something, it beat me!
McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in a F-16 tried to race me.
Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.
03-09-2007, 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Yumchah
.....Supra Forum
- - -Head too big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa....
- - -Head too big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa....
I'm starting to wonder about you, Yumchah. You dumb shit, do you know how rare hardtop Supras are?
03-09-2007, 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by TSXey
I'm starting to wonder about you, Yumchah. You dumb shit, do you know how rare hardtop Supras are?
and 
WTF...? You do realize that I didn't write any of those...?
03-09-2007, 03:38 PM
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Toyota Camry forums:
--anyone else here from Mumbai?
--anyone else here from Mumbai?
03-09-2007, 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by stangg172004
Lexus Forum
--Got in a fight with a Mercedes owner who called it a Toyota
Mercedes forum
--Idiot tries to tell me his Lexus is not a Toyota
--Got in a fight with a Mercedes owner who called it a Toyota
Mercedes forum
--Idiot tries to tell me his Lexus is not a Toyota
haha
03-10-2007, 05:51 AM
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How about one for our 2nd Gen TL/CL forum?
I think this one is true, but my fingers are still crossed.....=)
"OMG I almost died on the highway yesterday when my Tranny suddenly locked up"
I think this one is true, but my fingers are still crossed.....=)
"OMG I almost died on the highway yesterday when my Tranny suddenly locked up"
03-16-2007, 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted by chewi
How about one for our 2nd Gen TL/CL forum?
I think this one is true, but my fingers are still crossed.....=)
"OMG I almost died on the highway yesterday when my Tranny suddenly locked up"
I think this one is true, but my fingers are still crossed.....=)
"OMG I almost died on the highway yesterday when my Tranny suddenly locked up"
I shouldn't laugh, but I could start a thread like that - twice over!
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