KaMLuNg

iTrader: (5)

she calls her V a wagon?

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

I have 3.

CCColtsicehockey

Don't hate on the SQ5. Read TriTexan thread about his wifes after they chipped it. SQ5 with a chip is as fast as a stock Vagon.

Majofo

J's the real MVP keeper

Majofo

It's not about performance
It's about being a cuck

CCColtsicehockey

So what you are both saying is I should stay single and just spend money on cars then

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Ok serious question.
Since my desire for an S5 predates said cuck's desire and purchase of one.
Could one be a respectable individual and still drive an Audi? Basically, can we determine that said cuck genome was present prior to purchase of the vehicle?

I loved the SQ5 the first time I saw it...

Seriously though...I have Sumi tires on the V...there's no way anything is as fast.

CCColtsicehockey

SQ5=BeastCuck

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Funny Jason...
I've had the debate a lot lately.
Especially since I went from married with 1 kid to dating with 4 combined kids.
I have my moments where being alone and single is a cool idea and I can tinker at whatever time and spend all or none of my money on cars.
But honestly...loving someone and being loved by someone hard and also having SOME of those things are the real win. Having all the money and toys felt very empty for me.


Thanks Maj.

CCColtsicehockey

I am voting yes you can be respectable and still drive an Audi cause someday I plan to figure out how to aquire my dad's RS7 when he decides it is time for a new car and well I still want to be respectable.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

I think between me, you, your Dad, Marcel, Tyler and Chip...we have enough evidence that you can still be a decent person and own one.

CCColtsicehockey

Sounds good to me

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

We all love you, even though you're a cuck.

Majofo

you guys are pathetic
I'm super ashamed

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

You either spend money on cars or a lady.......

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

I love you back, Kev.

Majofo

Just get a SQ7 to haul all those kids you didn't father..

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

SQ5 = Supercuck.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Curious, Maj...have you driven anything S or RS from Audi?
As much as you'd want to hate it, I'm curious about your opinion on the drive.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Still an Audi.


Still a Cuckmobile.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

I rode in an R8.....


Does that count?



Ohhh wait wait, I drove an RS4...... and an S4....

Majofo

Bruh... like I said.. it's not about performance
It's like owning a BMW.. amazeballs.. but then you think about the people that own them.

Majofo

I almost missed this..
The shame level is getting pretty close to ladiboi..

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

I may have a little false bravado here knowing that there's no way in hell to reach that level.


LOL...well, if the driver's of them are the ONLY limiting factor. Then I know you're just bullshitting. There's no way that would influence your decision on what to drive if you loved it.

CCColtsicehockey

Yeah I am not buying Maj arguments either. Performance is performance. Never heard a women say she preferred a small dick over a big one.

Majofo

Don't forget to wear your mirror polarized shades when driving in overcast weather
Also your OE audi towels to clean up after getting pounded in the back seat

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

what if the guy's riding the bigger dick give you a bad reputation?

Majofo

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

lmao, the glasses, you referencing Matt F?

KaMLuNg

iTrader: (5)

it's not the size that matters!!!

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

it really isn't...unless micro.

KaMLuNg

iTrader: (5)

Majofo

CCColtsicehockey

I didn't say it mattered. Just said you never heard one complain about it. Who complains about not liking a fast car? Maj

Majofo

The cuck-o-meter has literally broken..

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

for some reason the more you press that analogy the more it feels like you're arguing that you think bigger dicks are nice.

Majofo

I enjoy this clip so much..

Majofo

plus the fact that there's a penis pointed into the direction said cuck backed into..
cuck!

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

I'm gonna assume the other car was a BMW driver.

Majofo

if BMW makes lorrys..