rockstar143's VAG pounding S4 & S5 thread
06-27-2019, 02:19 PM
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07-02-2019, 08:26 AM
#604
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Mexico sure is green this time of year 
Needs more blower whine :race:
Needs more blower whine :race:
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07-02-2019, 09:26 AM
#605
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So slow 
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07-02-2019, 09:41 AM
#606
Whats up with RDX owners?
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Vid needs more launching and 7 mins less cruising.
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07-02-2019, 10:17 AM
#607
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07-02-2019, 10:31 AM
#608
LOL...I've launched twice and in my mind I can't seem to lie to myself enough to think that it's okay for the longevity of the drivetrain.
I have unlimited launches and I think rpm is upped to 4K. I guess I will but it'll be from outside the car so you get the perspective of how fast it looks.
zeta...yeah, I wasn't sure if I should even post. It was a long drive to Mexico.
I have a 0 to unmentionable in sport mode this morning that is a lot less boring to watch but I ain't posting that.
Yesterday was hot out still and I was kinda trying to capture the exhaust sounds in sport mode too.
Maybe I'll upload and delete.
I have unlimited launches and I think rpm is upped to 4K. I guess I will but it'll be from outside the car so you get the perspective of how fast it looks.
zeta...yeah, I wasn't sure if I should even post. It was a long drive to Mexico. I have a 0 to unmentionable in sport mode this morning that is a lot less boring to watch but I ain't posting that.
Yesterday was hot out still and I was kinda trying to capture the exhaust sounds in sport mode too.
Maybe I'll upload and delete.
07-02-2019, 10:40 AM
#609
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For a Stage 1 tune on a near bone stock S4, that shit moves.
I don't think you can ask for much more out of a car ..
I don't think you can ask for much more out of a car ..
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07-02-2019, 02:16 PM
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07-02-2019, 02:18 PM
#612
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Did you sell the Swede yet or nah?
07-02-2019, 02:22 PM
#613
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I hit 141 this morning in a 45.. quasi send.
There was a bunch school buses up ahead
Plus a grandma and puppy convention crossing the road a half mile up.
Don't want to get too nuts. Neighborhood streets and all.
There was a bunch school buses up ahead
Plus a grandma and puppy convention crossing the road a half mile up.
Don't want to get too nuts. Neighborhood streets and all.
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07-02-2019, 02:35 PM
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Thanks for letting us know you stopped - couldn't tell 
Moves out well though
Moves out well though
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07-02-2019, 02:36 PM
#616
Whats up with RDX owners?
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PS - please don't kill yourself trying to satiate us.
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07-02-2019, 02:37 PM
#617
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Speed limit exceeded.. thanks a lot Hitler.
How about you fuck off.
How about you fuck off.
07-02-2019, 02:37 PM
#618
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The caddy actually pops open a cold one for you when you go north of 150.
07-02-2019, 02:38 PM
#619
Swede has been gone for about a month or two...sold it for what I paid for it. A couple flew into FLL
from Pensacola, drove me to the bank to deposit check where my Momma picked me up and we did
Mother's day lunch. Worked out beautifully!
07-02-2019, 02:39 PM
#620
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07-02-2019, 02:41 PM
#621
Bro, speed limit warning can be set to whatever you want, but it used to be at 100...I'm like, fuck, this is
annoying. I tried turning it off and it seems like it ignored me so I did 1 fiddy...
remember when I text you and told you damn bro, let off at 154, still had a ton of room and you were like
dude, your limiter is 155
Morgan, I'm a fuckin moron at times...when I did that last high speed pass it dawned on me after that I had
2 sidewall plugs and 2 bubbles on the rear tires...at that speed, prolly dead. In reality I should have waited
until after that cross intersection where the white car darted across because if someone had run that stop sign
we both would be cooked. It's scary how tame and smooth this car is at speed...literally no effort one handing
and recording and STILL signaling my intent to change lanes (that's how you know I can't own a BMW @ttribe )
annoying. I tried turning it off and it seems like it ignored me so I did 1 fiddy...
remember when I text you and told you damn bro, let off at 154, still had a ton of room and you were like
dude, your limiter is 155
Morgan, I'm a fuckin moron at times...when I did that last high speed pass it dawned on me after that I had
2 sidewall plugs and 2 bubbles on the rear tires...at that speed, prolly dead. In reality I should have waited
until after that cross intersection where the white car darted across because if someone had run that stop sign
we both would be cooked. It's scary how tame and smooth this car is at speed...literally no effort one handing
and recording and STILL signaling my intent to change lanes (that's how you know I can't own a BMW @ttribe )
07-02-2019, 02:43 PM
#622
That's exactly what I tell J, Maj...
I'm like, a guy with these kind of dumbass stories my entire life and you think I'm going out like a basic bitch?!?!
I tell her when my time comes, it's gonna be epic...the things children book's are written about. Real heroic shit.
Poor butterfly.
I'm like, a guy with these kind of dumbass stories my entire life and you think I'm going out like a basic bitch?!?!
I tell her when my time comes, it's gonna be epic...the things children book's are written about. Real heroic shit.
Poor butterfly.
07-02-2019, 02:54 PM
#623
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07-02-2019, 02:55 PM
#624
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Like they're haggling and deal almost done.
Nice, one less payment
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07-02-2019, 02:58 PM
#625
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Don't lie..
The fact that speedo doesn't go to 200 bugs you
Or..
It didn't bug you then, but totally bugs you now.
You're welcome.
07-02-2019, 03:00 PM
#626
I ain't go no payments!
okay, well...I have a small loan on the Audi that I could pay
off with the sale of the Volvo but payments are small, it builds
credit and fuckin yolo bihhhhhh!
yeah, ole boy wanted to negotiate...stretch was 19K, good with 17K
real number bottom line fk it I'll keep it was 15K which was what I paid
for it retail ripped off at offleaseonly (wouldn't buy there again, I don't think).
He met my fuck it bottom line number and I knew once I got the S4 I would
probably not want to force myself to drive the anemic feeling Volvo any more.
07-02-2019, 03:01 PM
#627
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
RS speedo 
07-02-2019, 03:06 PM
#630
These are the guys...
so far, from what I've read...I trust them pretty implicitly. And I can transfer the tune to my manual if I go that route...or sell the tune to someone else
if I move on from the car.
I think GTR let off because he got sketchy
so far, from what I've read...I trust them pretty implicitly. And I can transfer the tune to my manual if I go that route...or sell the tune to someone else
if I move on from the car.
I think GTR let off because he got sketchy
07-02-2019, 03:06 PM
#631
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Remove governor + RS speedo
Bliss
Even if you don't full send nuke destroy north korea
It's like a security blanket
Makes you feel warm and fuzzy that epic awaits
Bliss
Even if you don't full send nuke destroy north korea
It's like a security blanket
Makes you feel warm and fuzzy that epic awaits
07-02-2019, 03:08 PM
#632
this is all factual, what you say.
supposedly they will have a revision in the future to remove it.
they already went from leaving the launch control number alone to making it unlimited.
I just really like the friction material between my gears staying intact, especially first.
I don't want to kill my pricey ass tranny over a parlor trick.
07-02-2019, 03:13 PM
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This thread is now the wurst.
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07-02-2019, 03:15 PM
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I mean, I been here... Just it's been so cucky as of late I didn't want to accidentally impregnate someone's wife.
07-02-2019, 03:56 PM
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Shit even my base ass Golf has a 200mph speedo
Fuck you. 
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07-02-2019, 03:58 PM
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Full send = 150kmh * .62 conversion = 93mph
#maff
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07-02-2019, 05:20 PM
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Your speedos only go to 200? 
People in the Journey and Lexus must have been super confused seeing that car stop then zip past.
People in the Journey and Lexus must have been super confused seeing that car stop then zip past.
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07-03-2019, 08:58 AM
#639
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this is all factual, what you say.
supposedly they will have a revision in the future to remove it.
they already went from leaving the launch control number alone to making it unlimited.
I just really like the friction material between my gears staying intact, especially first.
I don't want to kill my pricey ass tranny over a parlor trick.
Your base ass Golf doesn't even have a real speedo, it has a screen.
Volume knob can be fixed with a sticker.
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