rockstar143's VAG pounding S4 & S5 thread
04-08-2019, 08:51 PM
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We should really create a sub-forum for all the AudicuraZiners. 
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rockstar143 (04-09-2019)
04-08-2019, 09:10 PM
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I think we need a picture of you WITH the car!
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04-08-2019, 09:16 PM
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Someday, an RS6 Avant+
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rockstar143 (04-09-2019)
04-08-2019, 09:41 PM
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Null and proud of it
I don't think it even matters anymore... The place already reaks of smoke from the dumpster fire, and let's face it... Soon, everyone here will have jumped ship to Audi, atleast we'll be ahead of the curve by starting a sub-forum.
This will suffice until Acurazine is invedadbly merged with Audizine, to be called, Audizine!
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rockstar143 (04-09-2019)
04-08-2019, 10:20 PM
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It's all fun and games until one of us bricks our car trying to use OBDEleven to disable Auto Start/Stop.
One guy did it but now gets an "Auto Start/Stop Malfunction. Take vehicle to dealer" message. Whoops.
One guy did it but now gets an "Auto Start/Stop Malfunction. Take vehicle to dealer" message. Whoops.
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rockstar143 (04-09-2019)
04-08-2019, 10:26 PM
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Speak for yourself Mystery Meat
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04-08-2019, 10:28 PM
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FFS Kurt... hard pass
04-08-2019, 10:41 PM
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04-09-2019, 08:59 AM
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I don't think it even matters anymore... The place already reaks of smoke from the dumpster fire, and let's face it... Soon, everyone here will have jumped ship to Audi, atleast we'll be ahead of the curve by starting a sub-forum.
This will suffice until Acurazine is invedadbly merged with Audizine, to be called, Audizine!
This will suffice until Acurazine is invedadbly merged with Audizine, to be called, Audizine!
#MB4lyfe! 
04-09-2019, 10:12 AM
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04-09-2019, 10:19 AM
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Rather eat dog than dick
04-09-2019, 10:20 AM
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But I mean, to each his own. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Whatever floats your boat, etc.
04-09-2019, 10:33 AM
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Eating dicc != sexual preference
This shouldn't need to be explained
It's being a Kurt, FFS
This shouldn't need to be explained
It's being a Kurt, FFS
04-09-2019, 10:34 AM
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Oh you mean eating dog not dong
I meant the lesser of the two
Poor Tobey
I meant the lesser of the two
Poor Tobey
04-09-2019, 10:39 AM
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Poor Tobey.
Lucky Enzo.
Lucky Enzo.
04-09-2019, 10:39 AM
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Poor Truck. 
04-09-2019, 12:26 PM
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04-09-2019, 12:55 PM
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Until his lease ends 
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kurtatx (04-09-2019)
04-09-2019, 02:25 PM
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04-09-2019, 08:58 PM
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Someday, an RS6 Avant+
But Yummy, you have to think of us. Those that miss his gawd awful comebacks and bullshit. So if he has his own sub forum, he'll think everything's good, but in reality we're just putting him in a padded cell for our amusement.
04-10-2019, 11:11 AM
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For any The Office fans ...
Reminds me of when Ryan made Creed his own blog (Microsoft Word document) to type his thoughts ...
www.creedthoughts.gov.www\creedthoughts
Reminds me of when Ryan made Creed his own blog (Microsoft Word document) to type his thoughts ...
www.creedthoughts.gov.www\creedthoughts
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I'll be right over with the beer!
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04-12-2019, 09:46 PM
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I can't be both a cucklet and suffer abuse all the time, y'know.
04-13-2019, 12:07 AM
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04-13-2019, 09:57 AM
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"twat with money but not loads"?!?
Sounds like he needs more:
Zinc (volume and intensity)
Pygeum (precum volume)
Lecithin (volume)
Celery Seed (color and volume)
Celery (color and volume)
hopefully that will increase the loads.
Sounds like he needs more:
Zinc (volume and intensity)
Pygeum (precum volume)
Lecithin (volume)
Celery Seed (color and volume)
Celery (color and volume)
hopefully that will increase the loads.
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rockstar143 (04-14-2019)
04-13-2019, 02:33 PM
#114
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Don't want to look bad in front of them studs with big loads
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04-13-2019, 02:41 PM
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Someday, an RS6 Avant+
04-13-2019, 03:08 PM
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Apparently Peter North only drives twin turbo Nissans, Ferraris, and AMGs. 
04-13-2019, 03:42 PM
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Someday, an RS6 Avant+
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nist7 (04-13-2019)
04-14-2019, 09:11 AM
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I got a fitting keychain, just for you guys. 
yesterday morning I gave it a clay bar treatment and polished up one test panel to see how hard it would be to lose the haze of prolonged hard water sprinklers hitting the clear.
polished out in one pass of klasse on an orange pad. Did a coat of spray wax for now until I can do the whole car.
yesterday morning I gave it a clay bar treatment and polished up one test panel to see how hard it would be to lose the haze of prolonged hard water sprinklers hitting the clear.
polished out in one pass of klasse on an orange pad. Did a coat of spray wax for now until I can do the whole car.
04-14-2019, 07:58 PM
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Someday, an RS6 Avant+
Is the Audi's ass hiding an Odyssey?
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