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Old 07-21-2017, 10:43 AM
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32 mpg.. you should be ashamed of yourself.

I don't even know you anymore.

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Blue magic makes some AMAZING stuff...

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broken links...
I'll have to see them at home later.
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Talking about coloring the trim.. reminds me when I redid my center console armrest.
Went to Home Depot and color matched that bih...

Worked like a charm!

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Old 07-21-2017, 10:53 AM
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LOL...looked on my phone...
yeah, that does look damn good but the steam did the same thing!
I fixed up little J's headliner too from a coffee incident years ago. She hated how it looked.
Took me about 10 minutes to steam it out.
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I used some filler on the deep gouges.. I guess I could have used some thinner to blend but coloring the spots worked out better.
If I would have done it again.. I would have just gone over the whole thing.
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What are you talking about the steam did the same thing.. looks like fucking trash.
Are you saying you only posted a before shot..
GD RS.. I'll beat your ass raw with my sugar cane.
Old 07-21-2017, 10:55 AM
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lol...yeah, only a before, it was getting dark and i had to hustle, baby woke up
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Pull down your pants and bend over.. might used my split bamboo stick instead.. ribbed for your pleasure.
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honestly, when it comes to you...
any attention is good attention
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I'll give that ass some attention.. kayaking en los cayos
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LOL...
oh that's happening!
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It's amazingly disturbing how gross steering wheels actually are.
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Have you seen J's butthole.. your argument is invalid.
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Old 07-21-2017, 11:32 AM
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LOL...
I used the steering wheel grime to CLEAN my bumhole, actually
Yeah, the rag got dirty REALLY quickly after a wipe down.
Looking good now though...if I remember I'll snap some new pics, J.
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I seent it.
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Old 07-21-2017, 01:36 PM
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You just posted nasty before shots, Bamboo his ass.
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Old 07-25-2017, 07:50 AM
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Okay so...
small victories and also the interior cleaned up.
Yes, the leather is rough, but let's face it...it's a beater. I'm a beater. We're a match made in heaven.
Also, after driving the Vagon all weekend...I was happy to jump back in my nimble and light POS.

Although, doing some sick fishtales in the rain with a kayak on top and 2 bikes out back while my girlfriend tells me how much she loves how I drive wasn't so bad either

Anyway...got the seat back brackets glued and back in...not 100% but passable...and installed the new high mount brake light...it works! and looks good.
installed Recaro's on this one
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^ Recaro FTW
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Old 07-25-2017, 08:42 AM
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Id take that ugly ass cracked leather drivers seat out and mount that Recaro in its place
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Old 07-25-2017, 08:58 AM
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But the driver's seat has that beautiful patina crotch stain. You can't get rid of that.
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Old 07-25-2017, 09:47 AM
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I plan to make it worse! Much worse!
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Those seats are so easy to fix mang.. get filler.. patch.. then blend that shit.
Seriously breh.. DIY.

Or.. get new material for the middle.. reupholster.
I suggest microsuede because swampcrotch
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J.. it sounds more and more that you don't like the V.
Sell it while you can still make some coin off it.
We'll still be bros.
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I've never repaired before, I guess I'll look into doing it myself.
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Originally Posted by Majofo
J.. it sounds more and more that you don't like the V.
Sell it while you can still make some coin off it.
We'll still be bros.
Starting to wonder the same thing. I mean I will take it off your hands so I can wipe the other one with a diaper

Although he did just take an awesome roadtrip in it. Which is what it does best.
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No sir, not gonna lie...it's the payment/gas that are weighing heavily on me.
I'm not in the same financial position I used to be in to comfortably afford it and live life.
Things will be less strained if big and little J end up cohabitating, which seems like it's headed there.

I'm juggling paying it down to make the payment reasonable...the gas isn't great, but I could deal if it wasn't a daily.
Again, at what point do I cut the cord for the sake of it looking and sounding cool and doing very fast things?

I'm just trying to talk myself out of it...I love the car.
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I think it is the perfect dad mobile for you for weekends and road trips. I hope to see you keep it. Seems like the Audi might have been a wise choice to take daily abuse back and forth to work.
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you always talk shit about it though.. even since day one.
not in a big way, but there have always been quips.
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Also.. not financially comfortable.. buys a fucking Audi beater.
Buys parts to fix'r up.
FFS mang
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Originally Posted by Majofo
you always talk shit about it though.. even since day one.
not in a big way, but there have always been quips.
he's just never truly happy



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I think you need to put the Autotrader down
Talk him down boys..
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Also.. not financially comfortable.. buys a fucking Audi beater.
Buys parts to fix'r up.
FFS mang
i love blunt poodle

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Starting to wonder the same thing. I mean I will take it off your hands so I can wipe the other one with a diaper

Although he did just take an awesome roadtrip in it. Which is what it does best.
Hells yeah.. baby the garage beast.
Turn J's into a dirty slut.. swamp crotch the seats.. race everything and anything.
Police just mad cuz they lost..
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I just want everything.
well, the Audi beater gave me an option to drive to get to work on days when I have Z and gets me good gas mileage so I can't even hate on that!

yeah, I think you're right...it took some getting used to, that's for sure. The V is great in so many categories but does lack in a few too.
It is heavy and you feel it...it is terrible on gas, we all knew that...but it didn't matter when I had a 10 mile daily commute. Now that it's more like 50...

Anyway...yeah, I used to talk shit about the TL too...then I didn't have it and I missed it and wished I hadn't sold it.
Maybe I'm channeling some of my emotions into my car hobby? I found it kinda refreshing to have a car I didn't care much about that was reasonable...I get joy in that...and piecing it back together to make it drive nicely.

Temp gauge started working again too...
I guess that's the trick with German? Wait it out...everything breaks and eventually fixes itself?
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Honestly.. the s2k or the V.
s2k is the most impractical ownership.. but if it gives you the most joy.. well.
You have an Audi beater that can haul things, particularly Z, which you depended on the V for.

It's like sell the s2k and lose your soul
or sell the V and lose beast + practicality
or sell the Audi for more than you put in



I feel you on car payment and gas. I probably put 300 / mo on gas alone.
Shit.. feels good to be a gangster tho..

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Temp gauge started working again too...
I guess that's the trick with German? Wait it out...everything breaks and eventually fixes itself?
No.
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i called it from the beginning... something will get sold... i know it... and it's not his soul... well he already did that when he went and bought an Audi...
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tell him how you really feel Kam
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tell him how you really feel Kam
i don't feel like going ghey yet...
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