Project "Round and Brown" Cuckmasters in Full Effect: rockstar143 Edition
05-25-2018, 10:54 AM
#961
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
He drives an Audi, that ship has sailed. 
05-25-2018, 11:22 AM
#962
In the Mid-South meow
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Dang dude I missed so much with the turd. Looks good lowered!
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05-25-2018, 12:22 PM
#964
Team Owner
05-25-2018, 02:56 PM
#965
Team Owner
How did you know?!?!
05-25-2018, 03:00 PM
#966
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
05-25-2018, 06:09 PM
#967
I always thought it COULD look cool...now I actually think it does look cool.
I did love having a throwback in that it was a car I wasn't worried about where to park and how it looked.
Okay fine, I always loved it!
I did love having a throwback in that it was a car I wasn't worried about where to park and how it looked.
Okay fine, I always loved it!
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TylerT (07-21-2018)
07-20-2018, 04:57 PM
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Man you always doing so much work on your rides. I keep slacking and not wanting to swap some damn studs on my TSX. Better man than me to your cars.
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07-20-2018, 06:10 PM
#970
Team Owner
How dare you, good sir?!
11-02-2018, 01:07 PM
#972
stumbled on these old gems from when I first bought her...
damn it's come a long way.
meh, she's listed again...if it sells, cool...if it doesn't...cool...
I'll probably use the money from selling it for tickets to Switzerland...
with the volvo in the mix, I will likely not drive this as much.
damn it's come a long way.
meh, she's listed again...if it sells, cool...if it doesn't...cool...
I'll probably use the money from selling it for tickets to Switzerland...
with the volvo in the mix, I will likely not drive this as much.
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11-02-2018, 03:55 PM
#977
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Hey.. I think that last ad I posted for you was pretty good.. should have gone over asking
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11-02-2018, 03:56 PM
#978
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
I got a lot of hits on it too.. just like your ass
11-09-2018, 07:24 AM
#980
Alright, I'm getting more serious about moving this...listed it on cargurus and relisted on craigslist...hopefully some out of town number will text me asking me very specific information about me for a fast and easy transaction. 
11-09-2018, 07:27 AM
#981
Azine Jabroni
11-09-2018, 07:29 AM
#982
It ain't sold yet, man and honestly, with insurance being about 40 a month, I'm not highly motivated to sell it, even at a decent price.
I had my fun with it and really, every time I walk outside unless I'm itching to shift the car manually and not have the top down (the cooler weather makes a 2.0t and a manual quite a pleasure)...I almost always opt for the Volvo...every once in a while I'll do the Yukon to get the juices flowing...
I had my fun with it and really, every time I walk outside unless I'm itching to shift the car manually and not have the top down (the cooler weather makes a 2.0t and a manual quite a pleasure)...I almost always opt for the Volvo...every once in a while I'll do the Yukon to get the juices flowing...
11-09-2018, 07:32 AM
#983
Azine Jabroni
We're going to have to start calling you J Leno
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11-09-2018, 09:14 AM
#985
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
J Leno would never own a poop cuckmobile
11-09-2018, 09:50 AM
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No one would be dumb enough to buy this piece of shit. You might as well let your kids have a go at it with some pry bars and rocks. At least get some entertainment out of beating the cuck out of it. Then roll it into the Everglades never to be seen again strip it down and scatter the pieces on the beach near Gatr so he has some trash to pick up on his next community service.
11-09-2018, 10:13 AM
#987
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
11-09-2018, 10:15 AM
#988
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
The guy who offloaded this cuckmobile for $50 must have felt like he hit the lottery
There might be someone who would be dumb enough to buy it
But to have $50 as well, highly unlikely
There might be someone who would be dumb enough to buy it
But to have $50 as well, highly unlikely
11-09-2018, 10:46 AM
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Especially in Floriduh.
RS143 is probably the last person that dumb, but without the crippling meth addiction.
RS143 is probably the last person that dumb, but without the crippling meth addiction.
11-09-2018, 10:54 AM
#990
Team Owner
If you were anything remotely resembling local I would be interested in your cuckmobile. Too bad.
11-09-2018, 10:57 AM
#992
See!!!
I know it Mike, the one guy that was supposed to buy it ended up bailing because the lady that was buying his beater backed out. He was in love with it when he saw it.
Sure, it has little annoyances like a finicky door lock actuator, which is expected on a VAG product...but overall, damn thing looks cool going down the road and without the car, that turbo actually has some nuts. Driving my sister's Honda Jazz in Switzerland actually made me realize that this had a decent amount of giddyup.
11-09-2018, 11:08 AM
#993
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Looks like J is taking a trip to the windy city 
$50 and a BJ.. Don't take anything less Mike!
$50 and a BJ.. Don't take anything less Mike!
11-09-2018, 11:12 AM
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11-09-2018, 11:34 AM
#995
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
He injects himself with other things though
Orally and rectally, to be clear
He's definitely an addict in that regard
Orally and rectally, to be clear
He's definitely an addict in that regard
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11-09-2018, 11:36 AM
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11-09-2018, 11:38 AM
#997
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
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11-09-2018, 12:25 PM
#999
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Throw in a few mandatory ass poundings and you’ve got yerself a deal!
