Project "Round and Brown" Cuckmasters in Full Effect: rockstar143 Edition
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TylerT (05-18-2018)
05-18-2018, 09:49 AM
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Probably something like
Z, I leave to you my beloved Audi A3
It leaks oil, but don't worry, just add a quart every 500 miles
There's also an unknown vacuum leak, just keep the revs above 1500 and you'll be fine
Finally, your uncle is going to give you a lot of shit for owning this, but don't sell it.
-Dad
Z, I leave to you my beloved Audi A3
It leaks oil, but don't worry, just add a quart every 500 miles
There's also an unknown vacuum leak, just keep the revs above 1500 and you'll be fine
Finally, your uncle is going to give you a lot of shit for owning this, but don't sell it.
-Dad
05-18-2018, 09:51 AM
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yeah, so much shit...
so not only do I not sell it, I go out and buy ANOTHER POS to have to maintain!
Z is in for a ride, man...imagine me being all over the place, B's sass and then her own personality mixed in...
05-18-2018, 11:03 AM
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She'll sell all your cars and buy a Tesla model L2. Watch and see.
Just watch.
Yeah, you like watching, dontcha.
Just watch.
Yeah, you like watching, dontcha.
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05-21-2018, 07:05 AM
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I knew it was only a matter of time before you finally lowered that thing. We just can't ever leave things well enough alone
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05-22-2018, 11:44 AM
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Not sure if that pun is ... intended.<br /><br />
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05-22-2018, 01:21 PM
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05-22-2018, 01:23 PM
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05-22-2018, 01:30 PM
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05-22-2018, 03:23 PM
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Faster page loads & it was originally done because of some auto-play videos on some threads 
05-22-2018, 03:25 PM
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05-23-2018, 08:44 AM
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So how does she ride now?
05-23-2018, 08:46 AM
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I walked right into that one, Maj 
Thanks JT
Okay, so after lower and new shocks...damn thing rides really really well...and handles even better...I love that low feeling when going around a sweeping curve or just cruising around the neighborhood...definitely made the car look TONS better. Thanks Adam!
Thanks JT
Okay, so after lower and new shocks...damn thing rides really really well...and handles even better...I love that low feeling when going around a sweeping curve or just cruising around the neighborhood...definitely made the car look TONS better. Thanks Adam!
05-23-2018, 08:20 PM
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05-23-2018, 08:49 PM
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*A3 hatchback.
You and the dealer who tried to pull the same shenanigans on me can *call* it a wagon... But it doesn't make it a wagon.
You and the dealer who tried to pull the same shenanigans on me can *call* it a wagon... But it doesn't make it a wagon.
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05-23-2018, 09:06 PM
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05-23-2018, 11:27 PM
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Are we talking about J's rear hatch?
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05-24-2018, 06:15 AM
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Weren't we always 
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05-24-2018, 09:14 AM
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05-24-2018, 09:17 AM
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you guise...
lmfao...
if you were local, Mike...I'd probably sell it to you for what I have into it at this point.
but alas, now that gas is almost $3.60/gallon it's the only car I have that gets over 20mpg
Plus, in an odd and unpopular way, I love the damn thing.
05-24-2018, 01:21 PM
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05-24-2018, 01:23 PM
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You'd be surprised ... low 20s at best
05-24-2018, 02:46 PM
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Mine doesn't...maybe it's the Florida mix or the fact that the main highway to work is 85+ mph (high revs) but I'm lucky to get 17 or 18...best I've gotten on all highway driving as I want is 22.
Plus, there's no way to drive that car slow and enjoy it. Gotta rev her up!
Plus, there's no way to drive that car slow and enjoy it. Gotta rev her up!
05-24-2018, 08:30 PM
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I figure in a few years I'll look for a gently used A4 All-Road.
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05-24-2018, 10:09 PM
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05-24-2018, 10:18 PM
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Does the RS3 come in Manuelo?
05-25-2018, 09:38 AM
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Nobody comes in Manuelo anymore 
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05-25-2018, 10:00 AM
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Manuelo cums in you!
05-25-2018, 10:07 AM
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05-25-2018, 10:20 AM
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I dumped Manuelo when I turned 40 and bought my TL. Can't say I miss it. Automatics are generally just so good these days.
ZF9 is one of the exceptions of course.
ZF9 is one of the exceptions of course.
05-25-2018, 10:22 AM
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The day you say those words is the day you know part of you died inside 