Project "Round and Brown" Cuckmasters in Full Effect: rockstar143 Edition

Old 07-17-2017, 09:44 AM
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Being tempted and taking a pounding, you say?

Yeah. Sounds like you're ready for an Audi, actually.
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My MDX takes a pounding too
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Old 07-17-2017, 09:47 AM
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Are we all getting Audi beaters?
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Old 07-17-2017, 09:48 AM
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I am. Check my instantgram later.
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Old 07-17-2017, 09:52 AM
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I thought J was going to buy an R8, I told him I could get him one with the title for 80k...


My R8 sits in the garage, I'm having an issue with it going over 5 mph....
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Old 07-17-2017, 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Are we all getting Audi beaters?
Might as well. I mean all sub $2k Audi have to be reliable right What could possibly go wrong
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Old 07-17-2017, 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted by CCColtsicehockey
Might as well. I mean all sub $2k Audi have to be reliable right What could possibly go wrong
Might have a dead hooker or two. But, we can dispose of those easily.
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Are we creating a swingerscuckold page on fb??
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I think Flip has been smoking crack.
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Originally Posted by Majofo
I think Flip has been smoking crack.
I've been in rehab.... that's why I've been MIA for a while.
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You change jobs mang?
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Originally Posted by Majofo
You change jobs mang?
July 3 was my first day over here.
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breh.. can anyone explain why the new Ody has the option of a 9sp auto vs a 10sp auto
also.. a fucking nanny cam.. bc adjusting your mirror or turning your head is for peasants.
Fuck you HondaAcura
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Originally Posted by Flipster23
July 3 was my first day over here.
You bust any hos yet?
They cool there or busters?
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Love the progress J! Just the exterior detail & grill make a world of difference
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Being tempted and taking a pounding, you say?

Yeah. Sounds like you're ready for an Audi, actually.


Pick a pipe.

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Old 07-18-2017, 07:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Holy fucking balls.. only vid I could find of stage 3 A3..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpHBOVXN7FA

I'm so tempted bro...but you already know the whole thing would probably explode if I did!
Originally Posted by thoiboi
I could have told you the hot glue wasn't a good idea... epoxy bruh!!!
LOL...I thought it was bad...but for some reason I was like, nawww it'll hold.
Originally Posted by usdmJON
Color me impressed.

Originally Posted by CCColtsicehockey
Car is coming along good J. Lower and Stage I seems like a must now.
thanks Jason...
still have some things to sort out...right now there's a strange idle, probably vacuum leak...and probably vacuum leak on the brake booster vacuum because it seems like the brake booster isn't working.
It stops, but not as it should IMO. Lucky I can downshift and try and plan accordingly. Might explain the busted grill

So, brakes, CEL for misfires, door lock actuators on 2 doors...but I'm about that beater life...fixing the safety issues and letting the rest ride!
She's a hoot to drive, that's for sure.

Originally Posted by svtmike
You have me tempted to get an A3 beater with the pounding 3 dogs are inflicting on my MDX.

Nice work!
Thanks Mike...yeah, beater is it...didn't even transfer the car seat leather protector over from the CTS-V. I'm really living on the edge. My gf's daughter was like, oh...so you wouldn't freak out on me if I lean against this one in jeans?
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Love the progress J! Just the exterior detail & grill make a world of difference
Thanks T...
youdaman!
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
I'm so tempted bro...but you already know the whole thing would probably explode if I did!
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LMAO...
tell me you're not a little shocked at the potential for this fuckin turd.
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Race me bro!
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for pinks!



(not pink slips, to be clear)
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we always race for pinks.. thoiboi's pinks
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Dirty browns, pinks, and fucking turds.

Niiiiiccce.
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it's all fair game in the cuck world!
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Okay so my hard as fuck brakes...
starting with finding the damn brake booster lines and seeing if somehow those are collapsed or something.
I bet they are...but I'd rather check before spending the cash.
Also seeing that the misfires might be a coilpack thing...
I got plugs coming anyway so I'll just swap all that at once.

The brakes are my biggest concern now.
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
Okay so my hard as fuck brakes...
starting with finding the damn brake booster lines and seeing if somehow those are collapsed or something.
I bet they are...but I'd rather check before spending the cash.
Also seeing that the misfires might be a coilpack thing...
I got plugs coming anyway so I'll just swap all that at once.

The brakes are my biggest concern now.

Have you done a fluid flush already? (didn't read)
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caliper pistons are stuck in "cuck" mode.
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Make sure that E-brake works! Cut the floor pans out and get a new pair of Addiddass to stop you.
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Old 07-18-2017, 11:18 AM
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LOL...
no fluid flush yet, Johnny.
it's more than dirty fluid though.
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I'll let you know how my power bleeder works.

Honestly, I've never bled brakes before but I think as a first timer .. this will go without a hitch.
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Is it a push, or a suck?
I already own the mityvac...

Thanks T...
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Originally Posted by TylerT
I'll let you know how my power bleeder works.

Honestly, I've never bled brakes before but I think as a first timer .. this will go without a hitch.
Virgin eh.. I'll pump, you bleed.
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
Is it a push, or a suck?
I already own the mityvac...

Thanks T...
It appears to put pressure on the brake fluid reservoir (holds 3 liters) and you just bleed your calipers, I believe you start furthest away from the master cylinder and work your way around.
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Virgin eh.. I'll pump, you bleed.
I would prefer if you vacuumed
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Originally Posted by TylerT
It appears to put pressure on the brake fluid reservoir (holds 3 liters) and you just bleed your calipers, I believe you start furthest away from the master cylinder and work your way around.
It also holds more clean fluid so that your system never runs dry. I've never used it though since I just had a friend or the wife hit the pedal a few times when bleeding. Works just as well.
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I tried a "have your shit pushed in" bleeder before and had disastrous results
REPORT BACK!
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Well Majofo...
I put in a can of chemtool on a quarter tank.
I hooked up my obd2 reader with torque app and confirmed it's more power than a stage 2 tune.


All kidding aside...
I drove the S2000 today. No Z until tomorrow so I figured I'd switch it up...
odd that my CTS-V Wagon, the nicest car of all 3, is the one getting a break!
I should have spent the money on 6MT!
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I've used the mityvac to suck from each corner while just filling up the resevoir between corners

worked for me
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
I've used the mityvac to suck from each corner
your dick has corners?
you should get that checked ese

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