Project "Round and Brown" Cuckmasters in Full Effect: rockstar143 Edition
07-11-2017, 07:28 AM
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But as a cuck, how do you keep track of who has your testicles in their purse? 
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07-11-2017, 09:57 AM
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Man I was super worried one of the other cars was going to be gone when I opened this thread. Glad to see they both stayed. Congrats on the beater pickup. I think you could repair that and might even be able to flip for a profit depending on what you paid if you can pickup some parts at a junk yard.
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07-11-2017, 10:09 AM
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J is such a smart guy.
He went to go look at a beater car, it's an Audi.
Says he's not interested and seller is like, "please, please do my wife while I watch" and J's like "I don't know man, I'm not really into that scene"
And then the seller is all: "what if I pay you to do her while I watch? I'll give you this car..."
And that's how J met yer mum. And got an Audi. The circle of life.
The cuck circle of life.
Audi has four circles. Cuck has four letters.
THAT'S WHY! :mindblown.png/doc/.guff:
He went to go look at a beater car, it's an Audi.
Says he's not interested and seller is like, "please, please do my wife while I watch" and J's like "I don't know man, I'm not really into that scene"
And then the seller is all: "what if I pay you to do her while I watch? I'll give you this car..."
And that's how J met yer mum. And got an Audi. The circle of life.
The cuck circle of life.
Audi has four circles. Cuck has four letters.
THAT'S WHY! :mindblown.png/doc/.guff:
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07-11-2017, 10:13 AM
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Needs a sticker.. A3 > A4 Stage II
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07-11-2017, 10:20 AM
#47
you motherfuckers...
FJ...you make me laugh hard.
MattJoe...you make me hard, laugh.
it's an A6 btw...if it's who you're reefering to.
watching a grill on ebay like a mofo...oem, lightly used...probably biggest expense on this car will be that but visually it's the only thing that makes the car look "bad" from the outside.
J.
07-11-2017, 10:24 AM
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07-11-2017, 10:25 AM
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Says he's a soft A6".. really a hard A4" 
bc his FUPA
bc his FUPA
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07-11-2017, 10:26 AM
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gonna need that sportdiff emblem too bosu
07-11-2017, 10:30 AM
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dude, you got me fuckin rollin right now...
hahahahahaha...
yesterday, after some stupid azz comment, b was like, well, your gf is a lot prettier than me.
made me feel bad for her. I was like, I never compare you.
Bro...stage II ECS tune with downpipe will get me 323 ft/lb brooooo...
on an 11 year old german car with 185k miles! Do it?
07-11-2017, 10:31 AM
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Is this the spurt diff sticker you mean?
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07-11-2017, 10:40 AM
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07-11-2017, 10:48 AM
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Seriously though.. just tell B that Z is the best looking girl in your life. And she's a part of that.
Then show her yousofthard A3
Then show her you
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07-11-2017, 10:49 AM
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although.. Z got your looks.. 
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07-11-2017, 10:50 AM
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07-11-2017, 10:52 AM
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thots is after your girl mang
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07-11-2017, 10:56 AM
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LOL...
you have no idea just how true that is.
Apparently we're both in high demand.
haha...
I just want B to feel good about herself. She made us a cute ass kid and is a good person even if she's had a rough time and hasn't been super classy about things lately.
but again, not my problem anymore.
Thank goodness!!!
you have no idea just how true that is.
Apparently we're both in high demand.
haha...
I just want B to feel good about herself. She made us a cute ass kid and is a good person even if she's had a rough time and hasn't been super classy about things lately.
but again, not my problem anymore.
Thank goodness!!!
07-11-2017, 11:01 AM
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word on the street is B pegged ladiboi.. and J watched.
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07-11-2017, 11:01 AM
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Thus started the search for an Audi...
07-11-2017, 11:08 AM
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J is such a smart guy.
He went to go look at a beater car, it's an Audi.
Says he's not interested and seller is like, "please, please do my wife while I watch" and J's like "I don't know man, I'm not really into that scene"
And then the seller is all: "what if I pay you to do her while I watch? I'll give you this car..."
And that's how J met yer mum. And got an Audi. The circle of life.
The cuck circle of life.
Audi has four circles. Cuck has four letters.
THAT'S WHY! :mindblown.png/doc/.guff:
He went to go look at a beater car, it's an Audi.
Says he's not interested and seller is like, "please, please do my wife while I watch" and J's like "I don't know man, I'm not really into that scene"
And then the seller is all: "what if I pay you to do her while I watch? I'll give you this car..."
And that's how J met yer mum. And got an Audi. The circle of life.
The cuck circle of life.
Audi has four circles. Cuck has four letters.
THAT'S WHY! :mindblown.png/doc/.guff:
07-11-2017, 11:09 AM
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This is our safe place.
07-11-2017, 11:10 AM
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It's written in the Annals of Acurazine
It's self-explanatory really
That was just for the n00bs
It's self-explanatory really
That was just for the n00bs
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07-11-2017, 11:12 AM
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I stopped wearing a safety pin
Because it wasn't very safe
Badumtisss
btw.. my coworker had a safety pin on months back
I asked wtfisthatshit (she's a millennial)
She poorly explained safeshitbullcrap
I laughed..
She didn't wear it after
Matt is not your safe place..
Because it wasn't very safe
Badumtisss
btw.. my coworker had a safety pin on months back
I asked wtfisthatshit (she's a millennial)
She poorly explained safeshitbullcrap
I laughed..
She didn't wear it after
Matt is not your safe place..
07-11-2017, 11:13 AM
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07-11-2017, 11:14 AM
#69
yeah...
okay...so far budget build for project round and brown:
$11 on bulbs so I can hopefully make the dash warnings stop. Damn thing does a full diagnostic and SPELLS IT OUT...bulb out picture then "DRIVER REAR PARKING BULB OUT" " LICENSE PLATE BULB OUT" DRIVER BRAKE BULB OUT" I'm like GOT IT, Hitler!
anddddd...just won an S line A3 oem grill for $110 shipped. Not bad, it has the USDM plate mount on it, which I don't want but I think I can either remove it, or order a custom "I love my Labradoodle" plate for that.
07-11-2017, 11:14 AM
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07-11-2017, 11:23 AM
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Except this one..
Someone utag Ron A
Someone utag Ron A
07-11-2017, 11:34 AM
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07-11-2017, 11:40 AM
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iTrader: (1)
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07-11-2017, 11:52 AM
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Okay, nevermind the grill I bought for $110 shipped...
it had the ugly ass US plate holder which I hate...then I looked up what the delete would cost and it was gonna run me more than this other s line that already came with it for "buy it now" at $220.
Cancelled and ordered that one.
To flip it, the prettier it is when I'm done, the more profit. Plus, don't wanna be penny wise and pound foolish.
it had the ugly ass US plate holder which I hate...then I looked up what the delete would cost and it was gonna run me more than this other s line that already came with it for "buy it now" at $220.
Cancelled and ordered that one.
To flip it, the prettier it is when I'm done, the more profit. Plus, don't wanna be penny wise and pound foolish.
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07-11-2017, 11:59 AM
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What's the other one look like?
