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Old 06-11-2009, 10:27 AM
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Marcin Gortat Drives Fastest Car in NBA

Posted Jun 10, 2009 8:30PM By Tim Povtak (RSS feed)


ORLANDO -- As the backup to the best center in the NBA, unheralded Marcin Gortat doesn't cause much of a stir when he enters and leaves a game.

He causes quite a commotion, though, every night when he arrives and departs the arena. He has arguably the loudest, fastest car in a league that is filled with players who drive some of the fastest, sleekest, most elegant rides in America.

"People in this country don't know me yet for my game, but people around this town know my car,'' Gortat said as he was showing off his ride to FanHouse. "I don't think there are any cars out on the street that could beat me. I have an engine like something in NASCAR. This car is fast. It's perfect.''


Before he starts it, Gortat's car doesn't look any different than any other car in parking lot filled with rich people. It's a new BMW M5, shiny and black and looking like a million dollars.


But once he starts pulling away, you can hear and feel the power, even at a distance. A part-time mechanic in his native Poland before he signed his first NBA contract, Gortat has made myriad modifications to the car that now includes an 800 horsepower engine, which is big even for a high-performance vehicle, and plenty of supercharged accessories. It makes the Harley Davidson motorcycle driven by Magic general manager Otis Smith sound quiet.


"It could go over 200 mph, maybe 225 mph,'' he said. "I don't want to drive that fast, but what matters is how quick it goes from 0-60. I can pull up next to a Ferrari or Lamborghini at a light, look over, and they might start laughing. But when it turns green, I'm gone, waiting at the next light when they get there, and I'm the one laughing then.''

Gortat admittedly has been stopped and ticketed a few times by law enforcement on the streets of Central Florida, yet he still has a valid driver's license. He usually gets only warnings now. His status as a Magic player in a one-sport town doesn't hurt. And neither does his disarming, personable nature. He is a likeable guy, well known around town.

"I shake my head every time I see him pulling away,'' said one Seminole County (Fla) police officer who did not want his name being used. "We all know who he is. But it's hard not to like him.''

Gortat is in the second year of his original NBA contract, paying him $711,000 this season. He often marvels at the fleet of cars owned by star center Dwight Howard - who is in the midst of an $80 million contract -- and the two joke about who has the fastest car.

Every time he pulls away from the Magic's practice facility or the arena, Gortat revs up the engine, reveling in the attention it brings him. He is happy to offer you a test ride as a passenger, or a chance to sit in the driver's seat and step on the accelerator just to feel the power.

"Dwight has a $300,000 car with 600 horsepower. I have a $150,000 car with 800 horsepower,'' he said. "Mine is like an airplane. It's something I've always wanted. I probably have the fastest car in Florida, maybe in the NBA.''

Gortat is the only Polish-born player in the NBA, and just the third player from Poland to reach the league. Since coming to the Magic in 2007 as a second-round pick, he has improved considerably this season. He is a free agent this summer, and there is likely a center-starved team in the league that might make him a starter.

He has averaged just 11.4 minutes, 3.2 points, 3.4 minutes through the playoffs, but he played only a disappointing four minutes in Game 3 against the Lakers Tuesday night.


The last time the Magic were in the NBA Finals, Shaquille O'Neal would arrive at the arena with the music in his truck so loud and with so much bass, that it would rattle the windows in nearby homes. Gortat now arrives without the fanfare of O'Neal, but every bit the commotion.

"Rashard Lewis has his horses. Dwight has his fleet. Adonal Foyle is buying an island with his money,'' Gortat said. "I have my dream car. And it's fast.''
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Hmm...I wonder what "mods" he has?
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^ Tinted windows....+300hp
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Did he write that article himself, just like the picture?
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^ Tinted windows....+300hp
I'm thinking Dinan (chip/supercharger) and all the bolt-ons.
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Gortat admittedly has been stopped and ticketed a few times by law enforcement on the streets of Central Florida, yet he still has a valid driver's license. He usually gets only warnings now. His status as a Magic player in a one-sport town doesn't hurt. And neither does his disarming, personable nature. He is a likeable guy, well known around town.
this pisses me off more than anything.
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Did he write that article himself, just like the picture?
Sounds like it. He sounds like a no class idiot starved for attention.
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I doubt that it's the "fastest" car in NBA. A lot of players drive exotic cars like Ferrari and Lamborghinis and I ,somehow, doubt that even a modded M5 could pull away from something like an LP640.

My point is that a stock Lambo/Porsche/Ferrari > modded M5.
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He sounds like just about every other braggart from Poland.
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Originally Posted by nokiaman
I doubt that it's the "fastest" car in NBA. A lot of players drive exotic cars like Ferrari and Lamborghinis and I ,somehow, doubt that even a modded M5 could pull away from something like an LP640.

My point is that a stock Lambo/Porsche/Ferrari > modded M5.
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Lebron James F430 > Marcin Gortat M5

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+1 for Lebron that actually looks put together pretty well.

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Originally Posted by sho_nuff1997
He sounds like just about every other braggart from Poland.
And you sound like a complete tool every time I read one of your posts.

LBJ's 430 > M5 any day though.
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I wonder if he did the mods himself.. Props to him if he did.

On a side note, who would want this guy as their starting center? I'd still take Dalembert over him.
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Oh yeah? Well i've got the fastest car in Abita Springs, Louisiana.












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And you sound like a complete tool every time I read one of your posts.

LBJ's 430 > M5 any day though.

You must be Polish.
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Lebron James F430 > Marcin Gortat M5

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The Polish Hammer is representing. He'll probably start making the real money after he signs a new contract as a free agent this summer.
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Originally Posted by jwjang86
I wonder if he did the mods himself.. Props to him if he did.

On a side note, who would want this guy as their starting center? I'd still take Dalembert over him.
i dunno if anyone would want him as a starting center, but he's not a bad player. and he'll get paid.

that said, i heard d'antoni wants him.
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Originally Posted by sho_nuff1997
You must be Polish.
100% and that doesn't change the fact that you come off as a complete flamer.


Originally Posted by jwjang86
On a side note, who would want this guy as their starting center? I'd still take Dalembert over him.

I'd take Joakim Noah. Not a great center by any stretch but he plays his ass off.

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He thinks he has the fastest car in florida
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Im sure there are a Veyron or Koenigsegg in FL that would woop up on his M5 in no time
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Originally Posted by jwjang86
I wonder if he did the mods himself.. Props to him if he did.

On a side note, who would want this guy as their starting center? I'd still take Dalembert over him.
When you consider the dearth of quality centers in the NBA, I would easily take Gortat over at least 1/3 of the starting centers. However, I have a feeling that some foolish team is going to overpay for him, especially if he plays better over the next few games.
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He THINKS he has the fastest car in FL, but I beg to differ ... LOL ... just like when some Corona S drives next to me & wanna race, I just laugh it off & let him go flying by ..
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Originally Posted by fsttyms1
Sounds like it. He sounds like a no class idiot starved for attention.
Probably safe to toss "douche bag" into the description as well
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I have the fastest car in my parking spot right now.
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He likes to show off his BMW, so what? He seems like a nice guy who's enjoying his money and there's nothing wrong with that. If he were a douche towards other people then it would be a different story. There are worse characters in the NBA.
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^ - I think the tone was a little much. The horribly written article probably didn't help.
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He likes to show off his BMW, so what? He seems like a nice guy who's enjoying his money and there's nothing wrong with that. If he were a douche towards other people then it would be a different story. There are worse characters in the NBA.
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800 ponies! I bet that thing sounds amazing. Probably like a drag car. It would be odd hearing that sound coming from a M5. I would stare too.
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deamn i remember when he was selected to play in NBA i was living in Poland back then i didnt think he will last long with the best , i also remember reading a polish newspaper in NY when he got his BMW i think he was still in NY playing for knicks deamn it was long time ago and he drive the same car , lolz
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deamn i remember when he was selected to play in NBA i was living in Poland back then i didnt think he will last long with the best , i also remember reading a polish newspaper in NY when he got his BMW i think he was still in NY playing for knicks deamn it was long time ago and he drive the same car , lolz
Hey, cut him some slack. He "only" makes $771K a year.
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