goldmemberer

So I walk around my neighborhood most nights after dinner, to help digest it and such... and of course, I notice all the cars in all the houses, it's usually real quiet and stuff... a few X5s, an FX45, an S4, an E500, and a 530i all usually catch my eye. I always noticed that 530i cause it's super clean and new bodystyle and all... 18" OEM-lookin chrome rims, but I didn't know those were a factory choice. But I've noticed the 530i badging on the car before. In any case, I'm walking by today, checking it out... and what do I see on the trunk lid?

///M

on the left fender... I see a white sticker that says "SPORT" in the same font as what I've seen on a few F150s. Needless to say, once I noticed the stock ass bumper with single exhaust (dual tip)... my first reaction was

Then, it was on to and

My question to the world: Why, if you have 50k (atleast, after taxes & such) to drop on a car, would you do something that retarded? Obviously, you're not a hardcore auto enthusiast because you would've gotten the 545i instead... so why? Also, if you spent 50k on the car

fuck, I'm going to stop typing this. I know it's the owner's choice to do that and he's his own person and all.. but that's just so ...

Sarlacc

Cause youre in cali like me and people do STUPID STUPID SHIT.

The first time I saw teh EVO MR last night I swear i thought it was some putz putting a badge on his car, this time turned out to be the real thing.