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Old 07-21-2017, 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
I raced a girl in my class who had a 370jizzmo manuel
Didn't have to flex the throttle much to put a buslength on her
It's so cute you can drive in a straight line. That must make you a real man.
Old 07-21-2017, 11:39 AM
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Oh we raced around an oval.. I posted this a while back. She had oversteer like a motherfucker.
My long wheelbase.. she admired it.
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and this crazy fk who did a doughnut at company function at the zoo...where i thought i was the first person there...
turns out my entire department including manager and director and supervisor...
I got a stern talking to...
some people said I was coolest though.
Old 07-21-2017, 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted by TylerT
Vs are slow AF


This is actually true.. it's such a low revver and throttle response is actually sluggish (around 40-50% is where it's at).
It's easy to get a jump on a V.. but a chase is a race.
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
and this crazy fk who did a doughnut at company function at the zoo...where i thought i was the first person there...
turns out my entire department including manager and director and supervisor...
I got a stern talking to...
some people said I was coolest though.
Originally Posted by Majofo
you're also talking to a crazy fuck who put tire tracks in front of his boss, a retirement home, and as his avie in the hearse
Was I not clear?
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Old 07-21-2017, 11:49 AM
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J ... I feel like I haven't heard this story and I am so sad that I haven't heard it before

I'd pay money for a picture of their faces after you did that
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Old 07-21-2017, 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Oh we raced around an oval.. I posted this a while back. She had oversteer like a motherfucker.
My long wheelbase.. she admired it.
oval? So you were at a track? Sounds like she needed a driver mod.
Old 07-21-2017, 11:51 AM
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It was an abandoned warehouse

I even found teh original post about it.. slacker

Originally Posted by Majofo
Also.. friend has a manny 370z (stock) and wanted to see how they measured up. Too easy.. butt the best thing is.. we hit a corner at speed. The V was freaking flat.. no oversteer, yet the Z kicked out a bit. You could hear the tires fighting to stay compliant.

and here I am..

Originally Posted by Majofo
majofo be like..

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Old 07-21-2017, 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted by TylerT
J ... I feel like I haven't heard this story and I am so sad that I haven't heard it before

I'd pay money for a picture of their faces after you did that
J has the best stories.. really.. we lost our shit on that one.
The best kayaking stories, best hooligany stories, best mower stories, best towel stories.. the list goes on.
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Needs driver mod!
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Originally Posted by Majofo
J has the best stories.. really.. we lost our shit on that one.
The best kayaking stories, best hooligany stories, best mower stories, best towel stories.. the list goes on.
I haven't met the dude, but I'd tap dat ass.
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Old 07-21-2017, 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
Needs driver mod!
She did auto-x with her jizzmo..
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Best baby blue toolbox stories, best car on grass photos stories, best deer meat stories, best...
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Originally Posted by Majofo
She did auto-x with her jizzmo..

I'm curious to see how a V handles a track in reality. I haven't heard of people tracking them, besides going to the strip. Lots of strip stuff.
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There's really no getting away from the fact that it's a big car. Well balanced, but uuuuuuuuuuuuuuge.
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Well.. it was the first production sedan to do the ring in under 8 minutes.. So....
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That was with an auto too.. I'm sure the 6MT would have been quicker and faster
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Considering the new ZL1 1LE is cut from the same cloth.. the potential is very high.
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It did the ring in a staggering 7:16
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Still not faster than a 370 jizzmo
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So, should Jon buy a CTS-V? or a Jizzmo?
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both. swap in the jizzmo engine into the back, and make it power the front wheels
Old 07-21-2017, 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
That was with an auto too.. I'm sure the 6MT would have been quicker and faster
There's no way. You think the 6MT is quicker/faster? Hmmm... I'm curious now. The auto is setup for performance driving, so I dunno.. I guess maybe in the hands of a skilled driver.
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Auto is setup for performance driving.. are you sure you don't drive an Audi?
We're not talking about a DCT here.. the auto top speed is in fifth at 178.. that's no slouch..
but I'd be willing to bet the manuel is a little faster in the straights having taller gears in that range
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not to mention better control...

and thanks for making me feel loved and not letting me forget any of my embarrassing stories.
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I told lil' j we taking the V on our kayak adventure...haven't driven it in a week!
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Auto is setup for performance driving.. are you sure you don't drive an Audi?
We're not talking about a DCT here.. the auto top speed is in fifth at 178.. that's no slouch..
but I'd be willing to bet the manuel is a little faster in the straights having taller gears in that range
true, but can you even hit 178mph on the ring? Not many straight ways to max out on. Overall, I'd imagine the auto shifts faster than the 6mt can. Once again, in the right hands the 6mt might be faster, but for 99.9%, aka everyone else, it likely isn't.

i also don't see why they'd use the slower car to lap the ring for its official lap times.
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Originally Posted by TWELVE AM
I wouldn't consider at IS300 based strictly on how absolutely dreadful the gas mileage is. It's not even a performance car but it sure as hell is as thirsty as one.
True the 5MT IS300 is a thirsty car, but I remember it being a fun one too.
Curious if it'd be better with a 6MT.
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It'd be better with a LSx swap
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We're all going to buy IS300s and swap in J32s for fuel efficiency..
We're doing this rite? LMK.. about to hit Buy it now..
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Originally Posted by Majofo
We're all going to buy IS300s and swap in J32s for fuel efficiency..
We're doing this rite? LMK.. about to hit Buy it now..
F**k it. I'm in!

Actually went to test drive a 2001 IS300 at a used car lot yesterday, but the place was closed for the week. I think the owners must be on vacay ("Gone Fishin'"). I also noticed that the IS300 they listed online was nowhere in sight. Hmmmmm.

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