Help Gatr find not a Traverse

Old 10-09-2018, 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Not true.. you weren't sure about the red seats and CF and we tested your asian card
You came through though, that's why you're a hometown hero
and Gatr is a HoF candidate for 2018
Pfft...what I'm learning is that I'm just not fiscally responsible and should save that $$$ for implants for MY wife.
Old 10-09-2018, 05:25 PM
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I'm guessing Gatr is like a GS-13 Class 5ish gov't bot..
and Gatr wife is like a Class 8 NP..

That's roughly 10k / mo in disposable income after mortgage and reggo bills
A 30-35k ride is roughly $500 / mo

I'm not sure his other personal particulars and expenses
But he a cheap mofo fa sho or he has a coke habit

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Originally Posted by CCColtsicehockey
I don't think all cars do but I know GM cars with ventialted seats and heated seats they come out with remote start based on outside temperature. Amazing feature really.
yes, but that would constitute as wasting gas, which is not what Gatr wants. Starting your car every day and letting it run for a minute or two will add up. In that case, just get the AWD system and call it a day.

as majofo pointed out, it’s a 1mpg difference between AWD and FWD. I had a sneaking suspicion Gatr didn’t even look at the stats before throwing the AWD version out.

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Originally Posted by Yumcha
Not hating...but, seriously, don't get it. I completely understand being fiscally responsible, no matter what walk of life you are from. But, if one has the $$$ to buy new funbags for the wife, why is the "fuel efficiency" of an AWD (vs FWD or whatever) for an SUV even in consideration???? FFS, this is not like some gas-guzzling V8 like say, the FX50 or QX80...so, I just don't get it.

If one has the financial means, I think some of these "nitpick" qualities make zero sense. Then again, maybe I'm just a wasteful who doesn't know how to handle money?



Again, per my prior quip, I don't get rich gwai-ros.
what do you read when you’re on these forums?! She had them upgraded a few years back now, not yesterday
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He even told us about it in ramblings
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Originally Posted by Majofo
I'm guessing Gatr is like a GS-13 Class 5ish gov't bot..
and Gatr wife is like a Class 8 NP..

That's roughly 10k / mo in disposable income after mortgage and reggo bills
A 30-35k ride is roughly $500 / mo

I'm not sure his other personal particulars and expenses
But he a cheap mofo fa sho or he has a coke habit

looks like I’m moving to Florida. And developing a cocaine habit along the way. I’m riiiiich, biiiitch!!!
Old 10-09-2018, 06:38 PM
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Yumcha only has time to post whore
Not invest in the particulars
That's why he's not on the official PM list

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Dammit. Send me some titties too.
Old 10-09-2018, 07:41 PM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello


what do you read when you’re on these forums?! She had them upgraded a few years back now, not yesterday
K then...he's recovered from the $$$ spent on those bahoogas. So, what's the issue then for this car then? He could buy like, 3 Audi S5 Sportbacks.
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Dammit. Send me some titties too.
You're on my distribution list

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Old 10-09-2018, 08:10 PM
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I didn't know you wanted to see Taco's man tits when he was bulking, but okay
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Don't share with Kurt
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Originally Posted by Majofo
I didn't know you wanted to see Taco's man tits when he was bulking, but okay
Sure. It's the new age. Men...femen...all should be equal. So, if you want to give me Taco-tits and gatrlady-tits...I'll take both.


It's possible all gwai-ro tits look the same. Pink nips.
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Which is worse: 2016 Pilot Touring with 9 speed auto or 2017 Murano with CVT?
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Which is worse: 2016 Pilot Touring with 9 speed auto or 2017 Murano with CVT?


Might as well ask us to choose between a Traverse and an Acadia
Old 10-09-2018, 08:27 PM
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I know I know. But pick your poison.
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CVT...? Seriously?
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Wife liked the look of the Murano. I told her about CVT issues, and her response, "Well, ANYONE could have problems with their car."
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She also liked the 2016 Highlander Limited.
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FFS Gatr
Let her get the Murano
When it takes a shit, just show her this thread
Then be like, told ya so babes

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You have to get the donked out coupe vert Murano tho



Otherwise no respeks
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Or AWD traction monster variety

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Donks for the summer swag, tracs for the winter swag.

Can't be topped
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Highlander Limited we saw met both our needs.
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David had a Highlander I believe too.

Anyone who had a 2016 or higher trim levEl than Limited, there us a two way switch on left side of the driver's seat, towards the front. What's that for?
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Originally Posted by nist7
Donks for the summer swag, tracs for the winter swag.

Can't be topped

Now put the snow tracks on the cross cabrolet... #cantbetopped


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Originally Posted by gatrhumpy
David had a Highlander I believe too.

Anyone who had a 2016 or higher trim levEl than Limited, there us a two way switch on left side of the driver's seat, towards the front. What's that for?
I had a 2012...very boring. Yet after the fact my wife confessed how much she loved it. Oh well...I don't miss it.
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Now put the snow tracks on the cross cabrolet... #cantbetopped
awww dang, now you talking. I think that could be the world's first Nissan Murano Cross cabriolet on snow tracks....
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Originally Posted by Majofo
I'm guessing Gatr is like a GS-13 Class 5ish gov't bot..
and Gatr wife is like a Class 8 NP..

That's roughly 10k / mo in disposable income after mortgage and reggo bills
A 30-35k ride is roughly $500 / mo

I'm not sure his other personal particulars and expenses
But he a cheap mofo fa sho or he has a coke habit

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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Toyota Highlander?
Originally Posted by gatrhumpy
Highlander has a 3rd row.


This could have been solved on page 1 you know
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That was when I thought we needed a smaller SUV. Apparently I was wrong.
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Originally Posted by Majofo


Might as well ask us to choose between a Traverse and an Acadia
Traverse has a 9spd.... Acadia has a 6spd though
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2015 MDX with Advance package $31.9K (28K miles) vs. 2016 Highlander Limited for $31K (45K miles).
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Originally Posted by nist7
Donks for the summer swag, tracs for the winter swag.

Can't be topped
Tracks gonna be weird without AWD...

Originally Posted by gatrhumpy
That was when I thought we needed a smaller SUV. Apparently I was wrong.
Wait so now we're going for a 3 row SUV? Is it at least FWD?
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The way this thread is going, I vote for the Donked CrossCabriolet.
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Stay away from the CVT!!!

No wait... we could use another one of these threads, twelve months from now
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Highlander is good. Reliable AF. It’ll last the next twenty years.

Horrendously boring to drive, much like most Toyotas. But... bulletproof. Figuratively, not literally. Please don’t start shooting at your car, saying Taco said I could!

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