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Old 05-03-2006, 08:47 PM
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you gotta be shittin me..

definitly the freakin 81238910 different chemicals here in jersey is getting to us.. this is just ridiculous.
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Yeah, its old, but wait, is that a booster seat on the drivers seat?
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Yeah, its old, but wait, is that a booster seat on the drivers seat?
Handicap plates.
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the plates explain he is mentally handicapped..
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That's totally inappropriate..
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
Handicap plates.
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the plates explain he is mentally handicapped..
It appears, Im also somewhat mentally handicapped
Old 05-03-2006, 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by CL Platano
the plates explain he is mentally handicapped..
I always knew jersey drivers sucked, but never knew why. This explains it!
Old 05-03-2006, 09:40 PM
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I always knew jersey drivers sucked, but never knew why. This explains it!
Why do Jersey drivers suck? Is it because we actually do the speed limit in the fast lane not like PA drivers who insist on driving 10 mph below the posted speed limit on the highway in the fast lane

This Bimmeraccord dude looks like one of the jockeys from the race track maybe he got kicked and the head by a horse and didn't have any clue what he was doing. Love all the BMW badges even on the steering wheel.
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Old 05-03-2006, 10:26 PM
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meh, every thing is a repost sooner or later.
Old 05-03-2006, 10:27 PM
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meh, every thing is a repost sooner or later.
but thanx for posting
Old 05-03-2006, 10:34 PM
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I still laugh at this. He's even got the legit license plate frame, Open Road BMW is a real BMW dealership.
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haha, dug this up from the last time it was posted
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He has is a special ed teacher. He has something wrong with him, so he helps kids like himself. He couldnt afford a BMW, so the Honda dealership put BMW badges on his car for him.
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He has is a special ed teacher. He has something wrong with him, so he helps kids like himself. He couldnt afford a BMW, so the Honda dealership put BMW badges on his car for him.
I just can't understand what you are saying..
Old 05-04-2006, 12:40 AM
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what did u say??
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Sorry. I was doing something else while typing that.

. He has MS its a spinal disease which can cripple and eventually kill you. He is a teacher, and helps kids like himself. He couldnt afford a BMW, so the Honda dealership put BMW badges on his car for him.
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Then how do you know all this info?
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Originally Posted by CL Platano
Why do Jersey drivers suck? Is it because we actually do the speed limit in the fast lane not like PA drivers who insist on driving 10 mph below the posted speed limit on the highway in the fast lane
Can you actually find a jersey driver that drives the speed limit? I've seen it once, but this guys car was so beat up that he couldn't get above 55mph anyway...which by the way is what he probably drives in a 35mph zone.

It must be "natural" jersey-haze that's distorting the speed limit signs, because when the speed limit is 35mph, jersey drivers go 65mph. When the speed limit is 65mph, you go 95mph.

As for PA drivers, blame it on the old people. i think PA is 2nd to FL for highest population of olds people...get it, "olds"?
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And don't get me started on passing...i'm doing 85mph in the right lane in the 65mph zone on i78 going to NY with 2 cars going the same speed in front of me, also in the right lane.

Some douche going about 95-100mph comes up TO MY ASS before changing to the left lane to pass us. there was NO traffic in the left lane for at least a mile (as far back as I could see in the mirror), yet he had to wait until he was ON MY ASS before changing to the left lane? Again, must be the haze...cuts visibility down to 50 feet. Or he's a dog and likes to sniff ass before moving on. And this happens EVERYTIME i'm on i78 in jersey.

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Point taken..especially on 78 we drive 80-100..not me of course
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Originally Posted by mrdeeno
Can you actually find a jersey driver that drives the speed limit? I've seen it once, but this guys car was so beat up that he couldn't get above 55mph anyway...which by the way is what he probably drives in a 35mph zone.

It must be "natural" jersey-haze that's distorting the speed limit signs, because when the speed limit is 35mph, jersey drivers go 65mph. When the speed limit is 65mph, you go 95mph.

As for PA drivers, blame it on the old people. i think PA is 2nd to FL for highest population of olds people...get it, "olds"?
Admittedly, I typically drive well above the speed limit on major highways, provided the road conditions (i.e.: weather, traffic density, construction, traffic enforcement) allow for it. That said, I am WELL aware of the posted speed limits but tend to use them as a point of reference.

On regular streets and secondary roads, NJ drivers (myself included) for the most part take it easy.

As a NJ driver, I DO have a major problem with folks granny driving in the left lane. If they want to cruise below the speed limit, I have no problem with that. Just keep in to the right.
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It's all about keeping pace with the flow of traffic. Can't handle it, go back to your own state.
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Originally Posted by NSXNEXT
It's all about keeping pace with the flow of traffic. Can't handle it, go back to your own state.
That pretty much sums it up right there..
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Originally Posted by demolition_x


Diss the individual, please do not generalize Not everybody in Jersey is a moron like that guy in the picture. Many of us have heavily modded vehicles that looks stock from the outside

but a very funny thread
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So this guy can't afford a BMW, so they stuck BMW badges on an Accord for him.

And how exactly does this make him feel better? He's STILL driving an Accord!

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^ hahahahaha!!!!
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Originally Posted by NSXNEXT
It's all about keeping pace with the flow of traffic. Can't handle it, go back to your own state.
Then quit 'yer bee-yotching about granny drivers in PA!
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BTW, I haven't got a chance to see the current Gen of Honda Accord interior. From the 3rd picture, it looks like the accord interior looks identical to 3G TL interior....
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On another note, I just showed this link to a friend of mine who lives up in North Brunswick. He actually saw that vehicle on the road once and said to himself "WTF?!"
hahahahha shyt like this hit so close to home.

This is the AIM chat

friend (9:59:30 AM): i think i saw that on the road the other day
friend (9:59:34 AM): i looked twice
friend (9:59:38 AM): i was like.. 'wtf'
me (10:00:05 AM): it's near you!
friend (10:02:01 AM): yeah! shit, thats him
friend (10:02:02 AM): hahaha
friend (10:02:03 AM): same car
me (10:02:17 AM): hahahhaha!!!
me (10:02:20 AM): amazing

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It's all about keeping pace with the flow of traffic. Can't handle it, go back to your own state.

Seriously, .
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Haha, this whole thread is funny!!

Gotta love PA and the people who live there...


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Originally Posted by nasalcedo03
Haha, this whole thread is funny!!

Gotta love PA and the people who live there...



And that's why insurance is cheaper in PA!

And note that we at least have animals like this horse in PA, unlike NJ where all the animals died due to the toxic haze (or getting hit by drivers doing 90mph in a 55mph zone). They don't call NJ the armpit of the U.S. for nothing.

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Armpit indeed. (NOTE: Somerset County resident here. )
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Armpit indeed. (NOTE: Somerset County resident here. )
Essex would be way up there if we weren't lumped together with Newark, The Oranges and Irvington
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Originally Posted by mclarenf3387
Essex would be way up there if we weren't lumped together with Newark, The Oranges and Irvington


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