Car Owner Excuses (funny)
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Car Owner Excuses (funny)
This from some other forum, thought it was pretty funny.
Mercedes Forum
- My wife and her ****** lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court.
How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical
board?
Bentley Forums
- I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?
Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I
have a record and I ain't going back.
Mustang (Chevelle )forums
-Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.
Civic Forums
-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.
Monte Carlo Forums
-Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.
VW Bug Forum
- The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)
Yugo Forum
- When's the last time yours ran?
Lamborghini Forum
- Wind noise around 210MPH
Miata Forums
- Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)
Chevy Tahoe Forum
- Are gas prices going down any time soon?
Pontiac Fiero Forum
- Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)
BMW 7-series Forum
- Where to get service on my Rolex?
Cadillac Forum
- Problems parallel parking at bingo.
Buick Forum
- Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?
Delorean Forum
- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm
from 1985.
Honda Accord Forum
- Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.
Toyota Echo Forum
- Do our cars use AAA or AA's?
Ferrari Forums
- Need suggestions about a business trip to Columbia. Want to get in and
out fast.
Porsche Forums
- Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?
Saturn Forums
- Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.
Jaguar Forum
- Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?
Mini Forum
- Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie
company. (pics)
Dodge Viper Forum
- I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee
stains out of the leather?
McLaren F1 Forum
-Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.
Dodge Minivan Forum
- Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget
where I'm supposed to be?
Hummer Forum
- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the
black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in
gas.
Fiat Forum
-Hello? Am I the only member?
Subaru WRX Forum
- I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.
Chevy Pickup Forum
- How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?
SRT Forums
"Will this void my warranty ?"
DSM Forums
-Transmission Groupbuy Full. stop PM'ing me
Supra Forums
-Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.
Vette Forums
-Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier Steering wheel
Ford 2.3 Forums
-Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start
Mercedes Forum
- My wife and her ****** lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court.
How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical
board?
Bentley Forums
- I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?
Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I
have a record and I ain't going back.
Mustang (Chevelle )forums
-Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.
Civic Forums
-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.
Monte Carlo Forums
-Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.
VW Bug Forum
- The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)
Yugo Forum
- When's the last time yours ran?
Lamborghini Forum
- Wind noise around 210MPH
Miata Forums
- Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)
Chevy Tahoe Forum
- Are gas prices going down any time soon?
Pontiac Fiero Forum
- Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)
BMW 7-series Forum
- Where to get service on my Rolex?
Cadillac Forum
- Problems parallel parking at bingo.
Buick Forum
- Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?
Delorean Forum
- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm
from 1985.
Honda Accord Forum
- Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.
Toyota Echo Forum
- Do our cars use AAA or AA's?
Ferrari Forums
- Need suggestions about a business trip to Columbia. Want to get in and
out fast.
Porsche Forums
- Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?
Saturn Forums
- Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.
Jaguar Forum
- Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?
Mini Forum
- Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie
company. (pics)
Dodge Viper Forum
- I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee
stains out of the leather?
McLaren F1 Forum
-Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.
Dodge Minivan Forum
- Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget
where I'm supposed to be?
Hummer Forum
- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the
black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in
gas.
Fiat Forum
-Hello? Am I the only member?
Subaru WRX Forum
- I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.
Chevy Pickup Forum
- How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?
SRT Forums
"Will this void my warranty ?"
DSM Forums
-Transmission Groupbuy Full. stop PM'ing me
Supra Forums
-Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.
Vette Forums
-Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier Steering wheel
Ford 2.3 Forums
-Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start
That just made my my morning.
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