FS: $5K Cello (musical instrument)
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will someone buy my damn cello
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...e=STRK:MESE:IT
come on guys. think of all the chicks you could get if you pull this bad boy out on a friday night. trust me, chicks dig cello players![Pervert](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/pervert.gif)
it would really make my weekend if one of you jackasses would buy this from me.
come on guys. think of all the chicks you could get if you pull this bad boy out on a friday night. trust me, chicks dig cello players
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it would really make my weekend if one of you jackasses would buy this from me.
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Have you tried asking at a university or some sort of orchestra?
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Originally Posted by Ken1997TL
Have you tried asking at a university or some sort of orchestra?
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Originally Posted by 55M2G7L
5gs? thats a supercharger !!
Originally Posted by Always Dirty
Does the little girl come with it?
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That's not really yours Beet, right? ![Huh](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/huh.gif)
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lol... no but I will get about 20% of what I can sell it for.
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for an extra 5 G's that could be arranged... how many cousins does a guy really need?
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last time I played a cello it was 12 yrs ago when I was still in 9th grade... I am pretty positive back then chicks does not dig cello players.
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Originally Posted by Jonesi
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You using AZ for some free advertising ?
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Originally Posted by Jonesi
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You using AZ for some free advertising ?
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honestly, if someone on this site is in the market for a $5,000 cello I would be extremely surprised, and I would be happy to donate more than a few dollars to AZ if it sold through here.
just posting it b/c I'm bored and thought it might stir up some conversation.
btw I lost your address when PM's got cleared.... I owe you a computer... can you resend?
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Originally Posted by EluSiOn
last time I played a cello it was 12 yrs ago when I was still in 9th grade... I am pretty positive back then chicks does not dig cello players.
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Originally Posted by BEETROOT
things done changed. cellists are the new rock stars.
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I was amazed at the groupies at Tanglewoods (summer home of the BSO)
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They are higher class groupies too
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and for 5g's, FUCK NO!,
.....but I'll take two blonde midgets please
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the only email I've had about this from eBay...
Hello seller i want to pay for this item i have just bid from you to my church in nigeria,with western union auction payment which is bidpay.So if you can give me your address i will send the payment to you and you will recieve it from the western union agent arround you in 2-5 working days.
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Originally Posted by NSXNEXT
I'll only buy it if it's this type of cello. ![Big Grin](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
I have a set of "irregular" ones that are cojoined - 50% off + 10% ACL discount = $40. Only problem is that one of them is more dirty blonde than straight blonde. Oh, and she's incontinent.
Incontinent: Unable to control excretions, to hold urine in the bladder or keep feces in the rectum. This is the usual medical meaning of the word incontinent. Incontinent can also refer to a lack of self-restraint in the sexual arena or failure to refrain from sexual intercourse.
Thanks AD, now which one is it?
Can't keep from shitting themselves or can't stop fucking?
:note: you are one funny mo fo.
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
There are some strange, strange people out there. ![Shake Head](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/shakehead.gif)
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Originally Posted by Question for seller
Did you know that cellos are considered the hippopotamus of the musical world? My grandfather shot a hippopotamus once and it didn't die, it just ran after him and tried to mate with him. Unfortunately, the weight of the hippo crushed him and my poor grandfather ended up being posthumously sodomized by that filthy creature.
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Originally Posted by Question for seller
Did you know that cellos are considered the hippopotamus of the musical world? My grandfather shot a hippopotamus once and it didn't die, it just ran after him and tried to mate with him. Unfortunately, the weight of the hippo crushed him and my poor grandfather ended up being posthumously sodomized by that filthy creature.
Did you know that cellos are considered the hippopotamus of the musical world? My grandfather shot a hippopotamus once and it didn't die, it just ran after him and tried to mate with him. Unfortunately, the weight of the hippo crushed him and my poor grandfather ended up being posthumously sodomized by that filthy creature.
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Originally Posted by BEETROOT
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honestly, if someone on this site is in the market for a $5,000 cello I would be extremely surprised, and I would be happy to donate more than a few dollars to AZ if it sold through here.
just posting it b/c I'm bored and thought it might stir up some conversation.
btw I lost your address when PM's got cleared.... I owe you a computer... can you resend?
guess you never heard of the Blackmarket......
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no e-bay links....!!.. READ THE STICKY!...
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:SMITLER: strikes again....
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:SMITLER: strikes again....
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