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01-14-2005, 02:42 PM

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will someone buy my damn cello

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...e=STRK:MESE:IT

come on guys. think of all the chicks you could get if you pull this bad boy out on a friday night. trust me, chicks dig cello players

it would really make my weekend if one of you jackasses would buy this from me.

01-14-2005, 02:55 PM

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5gs? thats a supercharger !!

01-14-2005, 02:56 PM

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Have you tried asking at a university or some sort of orchestra?

01-14-2005, 02:57 PM

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or a millionaire

01-14-2005, 02:57 PM

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Have you tried asking at a university or some sort of orchestra?

yea thats a good idea, Try calling or emaling them. Also, do you have any local music stores?

01-14-2005, 02:58 PM

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Does the little girl come with it?

01-14-2005, 02:58 PM

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Have you tried asking at a university or some sort of orchestra?

...or a cellist forum?

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01-14-2005, 02:58 PM

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That's not really yours Beet, right?

01-14-2005, 03:00 PM

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You already said it's a guy you're helping out... And you'll make some ching ching off it..

You using AZ for some free advertising ?

01-14-2005, 03:02 PM

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5gs? thats a supercharger !!

bah... a cello is wayyyy more fun. really.

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Does the little girl come with it?

for an extra 5 G's that could be arranged... how many cousins does a guy really need?

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That's not really yours Beet, right?

lol... no but I will get about 20% of what I can sell it for.

01-14-2005, 03:03 PM

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for an extra 5 G's that could be arranged... how many cousins does a guy really need?

I'll swap you her for my cousins - they're triplets. They're about 10, but two of them are male, and one of the males throws a pretty decent punch.

01-14-2005, 03:04 PM

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last time I played a cello it was 12 yrs ago when I was still in 9th grade... I am pretty positive back then chicks does not dig cello players.

01-14-2005, 03:04 PM

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You already said it's a guy you're helping out... And you'll make some ching ching off it..

You using AZ for some free advertising ?

haha, i was gonna say that too, but I didnt want to blow up his spot.

01-14-2005, 03:05 PM

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You already said it's a guy you're helping out... And you'll make some ching ching off it..

You using AZ for some free advertising ?

honestly, if someone on this site is in the market for a $5,000 cello I would be extremely surprised, and I would be happy to donate more than a few dollars to AZ if it sold through here.

just posting it b/c I'm bored and thought it might stir up some conversation.

btw I lost your address when PM's got cleared.... I owe you a computer... can you resend?

01-14-2005, 03:08 PM

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last time I played a cello it was 12 yrs ago when I was still in 9th grade... I am pretty positive back then chicks does not dig cello players.

things done changed. cellists are the new rock stars.

Yo Yo Ma pulls tail

01-14-2005, 03:09 PM

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cello more fun than a supercharger??... hmmm never thought of it like that

01-14-2005, 03:09 PM

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http://www.cello.org/index.cfm?fusea...lassifiedLinks

01-14-2005, 03:10 PM

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cello more fun than a supercharger??... hmmm never thought of it like that

Beet never said it was more fun - just that it would get you more pussy.

01-14-2005, 03:11 PM

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things done changed. cellists are the new rock stars.

Yo Yo Ma pulls tail

I was amazed at the groupies at Tanglewoods (summer home of the BSO)

They are higher class groupies too

01-14-2005, 03:11 PM

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a cello

and for 5g's, FUCK NO!,

.....but I'll take two blonde midgets please

01-14-2005, 03:13 PM

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a cello

and for 5g's, FUCK NO!,

.....but I'll take two blonde midgets please

I have a set of "irregular" ones that are cojoined - 50% off + 10% ACL discount = $40. Only problem is that one of them is more dirty blonde than straight blonde. Oh, and she's incontinent.

01-14-2005, 03:13 PM

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I'll only buy it if it's this type of cello.

01-14-2005, 03:15 PM

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the only email I've had about this from eBay...

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Hello seller i want to pay for this item i have just bid from you to my church in nigeria,with western union auction payment which is bidpay.So if you can give me your address i will send the payment to you and you will recieve it from the western union agent arround you in 2-5 working days.

01-14-2005, 03:16 PM

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Come on rootbeer - ALL the correspondences from Nigeria can't be scams.

01-14-2005, 03:17 PM

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I'll only buy it if it's this type of cello.

lol, I bought some of that stuff in Italy over the summer.

01-14-2005, 03:17 PM

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I have a set of "irregular" ones that are cojoined - 50% off + 10% ACL discount = $40. Only problem is that one of them is more dirty blonde than straight blonde. Oh, and she's incontinent.

Incontinent: Unable to control excretions, to hold urine in the bladder or keep feces in the rectum. This is the usual medical meaning of the word incontinent. Incontinent can also refer to a lack of self-restraint in the sexual arena or failure to refrain from sexual intercourse.

Thanks AD, now which one is it?

Can't keep from shitting themselves or can't stop fucking?

:note: you are one funny mo fo.

01-14-2005, 03:18 PM

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Can't keep from shitting themselves or can't stop fucking?

both would be ideal

01-14-2005, 03:23 PM

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both would be ideal

I keep them on a steady diet of that female viagra shit (ordered from europe), red bulls and twizzlers, so both is actually pretty accurate.

01-14-2005, 03:26 PM

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the only email I've had about this from eBay...

There are some strange, strange people out there.

01-14-2005, 03:26 PM

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this is AWSOME!!! look at the ads:

google ads

01-14-2005, 03:28 PM

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^^^

@ google "content specific" ads

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There are some strange, strange people out there.

pot -> kettle -> black

01-14-2005, 03:35 PM

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There are some strange, strange people out there.

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Did you know that cellos are considered the hippopotamus of the musical world? My grandfather shot a hippopotamus once and it didn't die, it just ran after him and tried to mate with him. Unfortunately, the weight of the hippo crushed him and my poor grandfather ended up being posthumously sodomized by that filthy creature.

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Good luck with the sale

01-14-2005, 03:41 PM

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SEE! More evidence!

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Did you know that cellos are considered the hippopotamus of the musical world? My grandfather shot a hippopotamus once and it didn't die, it just ran after him and tried to mate with him. Unfortunately, the weight of the hippo crushed him and my poor grandfather ended up being posthumously sodomized by that filthy creature.

holy shit