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Old 02-07-2007, 12:05 AM
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eww...u never told me that u drank that piss..i probably kissed u afterwards.. ..now i know why ur breathe was kickin... .....j/k
i did kiss you,so your mrs pissdrinker. that's why i told you to search

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i did kiss you so your mrs pissdrinker. that's why i told you to search
eww..ur a jerk..thanks its alittle too late for telling me now
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Well what do you think comes out of -- Oh never mind!

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Originally Posted by subbuzz
i did kiss you,so your mrs pissdrinker. that's why i told you to search
i guess ur not going down alone on your week.
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eww..ur a jerk..thanks its alittle too late for telling me now
i told you when it first happened,it's not my fault you didn't do your homework

at least it's not herPEE'S.
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Originally Posted by subbuzz
i told you when it first happened,it's not my fault you didn't do your homework

at least it's not herPEE'S.
lol. percy better watch out when you go south of the border.
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Old 02-07-2007, 12:24 AM
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u never told me..u told me 2 look on acurazine..thats not telling me u drank piss..till NOW
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Whats the difference between his mouth and a straw?

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Old 02-07-2007, 12:35 AM
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lol. percy better watch out when you go south of the border.
good call,she's gonna "forget to wipe" payback is a bitch

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Well what do you think comes out of -- Oh never mind!

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Originally Posted by Mylovepercy
u never told me..u told me 2 look on acurazine..thats not telling me u drank piss..till NOW
should have looked, i didn't want to come home and say "hey babe,guess what?i drank pee......

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should have looked, i didn't want to come home and say "hey babe,guess what? i drank pee......
lol best pick up line ever!
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Old 02-07-2007, 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Mylovepercy
eww..ur a jerk..thanks its alittle too late for telling me now
You never learn I told you this is something wrong with that boy..I think you need to stop slappin him around.
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Old 02-07-2007, 10:15 AM
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Percy's girl is on Azine now?? Quick delete all of his previous threads
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LoL!...wtf? how do you not check to see what your drinking!
He will from now on!
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... that make him just a little bit gay.
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Old 02-07-2007, 10:50 AM
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So I guess I am the only one who thinks this is total BS?

Even if I discount the unlikelihood of a) forgetting your piss bottle in the car and b) not being able to see it was piss (i don't care how much you hydrate yourself piss will never be crystal clear) I still have a big problem with this story....

Pissing in a bottle while in traffic? Almost impossible to do and keep from pissing all over yourself. Think about it.

Story is way too contrived.

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So I guess I am the only one who thinks this is total BS?

Even if I discount the unlikelihood of a) forgetting your piss bottle in the car and b) not being able to see it was piss (i don't care how much you hydrate yourself piss will never be crystal clear) I still have a big problem with this story....

Pissing in a bottle while in traffic? Almost impossible to do and keep from pissing all over yourself. Think about it.

Story is way too contrived.

actually he is capable of doing this
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Old 02-07-2007, 10:59 AM
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I think you can do it if you are at a standstill.....But like the girl who shat in the jacuzzi, why lie about it.
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Old 02-07-2007, 11:00 AM
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actually he is capable of doing this

Pencil dick?
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Old 02-07-2007, 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
why lie about it.

For attention. For reps points. Out of boredom. Lots of reasons.

And I dont think its even possible at a standstill. If you really need to go badly, its going to come out at high pressure and spray all over the place. Also, how big was this bottle? I'm assuming it was a small sized regular bottle. It would fill up in a few second and then you have the difficult task of turning off the tap. Not easy during a high PSI flow. There is just such a small chance that you wouldn't get piss all over yourself.
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Hmm, you make good points...Subbuzz, take a video of youdrinking your piss again and post it here for proof...
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Old 02-07-2007, 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted by fdl
For attention. For reps points. Out of boredom. Lots of reasons.

And I dont think its even possible at a standstill. If you really need to go badly, its going to come out at high pressure and spray all over the place. Also, how big was this bottle? I'm assuming it was a small sized regular bottle. It would fill up in a few second and then you have the difficult task of turning off the tap. Not easy during a high PSI flow. There is just such a small chance that you wouldn't get piss all over yourself.
who's saying he didnt overspray a bit?
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Originally Posted by agranado
who's saying he didnt overspray a bit?

I think it would be more than a little overspray. It would be enough that you'd rather wait and piss at home, or get off at the next exit.

But even if you got the piss in the bottle (HIGHLY unlikely) and pissed all over yourself in doing so, would you forget it in the car? Do you think this is something that would just slip your mind when you went to drink out of it the next day? There are just way too many unbelievable things which combined lead me to my conclusion. I stake my entire AZ reputation on this.
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Originally Posted by fdl
I think it would be more than a little overspray. It would be enough that you'd rather wait and piss at home, or get off at the next exit.

But even if you got the piss in the bottle (HIGHLY unlikely) and pissed all over yourself in doing so, would you forget it in the car? Do you think this is something that would just slip your mind when you went to drink out of it the next day? There are just way too many unbelievable things which combined lead me to my conclusion. I stake my entire AZ reputation on this.
I was the first one in this thread to call on this but if everyone wants to believe it then let them... whatever fills their bottles...
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Old 02-07-2007, 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by fdl
I think it would be more than a little overspray. It would be enough that you'd rather wait and piss at home, or get off at the next exit.

But even if you got the piss in the bottle (HIGHLY unlikely) and pissed all over yourself in doing so, would you forget it in the car? Do you think this is something that would just slip your mind when you went to drink out of it the next day? There are just way too many unbelievable things which combined lead me to my conclusion. I stake my entire AZ reputation on this.
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Old 02-07-2007, 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted by fdl
I think it would be more than a little overspray. It would be enough that you'd rather wait and piss at home, or get off at the next exit.

But even if you got the piss in the bottle (HIGHLY unlikely) and pissed all over yourself in doing so, would you forget it in the car? Do you think this is something that would just slip your mind when you went to drink out of it the next day? There are just way too many unbelievable things which combined lead me to my conclusion. I stake my entire AZ reputation on this.
its not like he pissed in a bowl! he pissed in a bottle! ive pissed in a bottle before... no overspray! u do kno u can move the bottle around rite?? so its not like he tried to aim that shit across the room or anything. plus he did say he was stuck in traffic, so the car would be sitting still at times. perfect time to take a leak!
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Originally Posted by fdl
I think it would be more than a little overspray. It would be enough that you'd rather wait and piss at home, or get off at the next exit.

But even if you got the piss in the bottle (HIGHLY unlikely) and pissed all over yourself in doing so, would you forget it in the car? Do you think this is something that would just slip your mind when you went to drink out of it the next day? There are just way too many unbelievable things which combined lead me to my conclusion. I stake my entire AZ reputation on this.
i agree..

but don't count out ppl's stupidity either
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its not like he pissed in a bowl! he pissed in a bottle! ive pissed in a bottle before... no overspray! u do kno u can move the bottle around rite?? so its not like he tried to aim that shit across the room or anything. plus he did say he was stuck in traffic, so the car would be sitting still at times. perfect time to take a leak!

You pissed in a waterbottle while sitting in traffic? I call on you tooooo
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sick....

i don't know whether to be more grossed out that you did it twice or that you are saying cold piss taste better than warm piss?!?!!
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Look I'm not saying the described situation is impossible. Just unlikely. I put the odds at 1/20 that this story is real. I'll take my chances on the 19/20.
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Look I'm not saying the described situation is impossible. Just unlikely. I put the odds at 1/20 that this story is real. I'll take my chances on the 19/20.
Reguardless, why would you tell people you drank your piss for attention? Not exactly the attention I would want.....

Besides, why would one lie about that... So much else to lie about...
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You have to know the kid really, he has done tons of borderline retarded things before so this is not out of his range.
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Originally Posted by SwervinCL
Reguardless, why would you tell people you drank your piss for attention? Not exactly the attention I would want.....

Besides, why would one lie about that... So much else to lie about...
What do you mean..look at all the attention he's getting. He's making people laugh, etc. Typical class clown type thing.
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You have to know the kid really, he has done tons of borderline retarded things before so this is not out of his range.

Then I would also conclude that making up a story like this for kicks/attention isnt out of his range either. I'm and just placing my chips on what I feel is most probable.
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I'm not seeing the HUGE problem with it. A known survival tactic for stranded people is to drink their urine if no healthy water source is available.

I mean, it's sterile ...
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I'm not seeing the HUGE problem with it. A known survival tactic for stranded people is to drink their urine if no healthy water source is available.

I mean, it's sterile ...
Ya, the problem is that as you become dehydrated, your urine becomes almost like syrup.
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You pissed in a waterbottle while sitting in traffic? I call on you tooooo
never said it was traffic i was in.... i was in an apartment complex parking lot waiting for some chick. i couldnt go to the house and use the bathroom cause the parents werent to fond of me for some reason. i didnt wanna leave the parking lot just in case she came out when i was away (she lost her fone the day before also... i kno... great coinsidence!). so i saw a bottle chillin in the back seat (gatorade)... picked it up, opened it and did what i had to do! i, unlike percy, tossed the bottle soon after
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What do you mean..look at all the attention he's getting. He's making people laugh, etc. Typical class clown type thing.
Yeah, hes getting attention because its hilarious.

But I think making it up for the attention is a stretch.. If your gonna make something up, wouldn't you think you would make something else up.. Like "I peed in a bottle and my friend drank it"?
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My friend was able to piss in a large water jug (like a gallon milk jug), granted I was driving and he was in the back...
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