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Old 02-04-2007, 07:03 PM
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OMG greatest thread ever!
I heard you can drink piss and it won't cause any harm.
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Percy man, what's wrong with you!?
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suprisingly you don't seem too pissed
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i was gonna keep this to myself but mise well share:

yesturday on my way home from work got stuck in traffic(had to piss like a racehorse).i had an empty water bottle from the previous night so it was either use the bottle or piss on myself.i worked 14 hours so i was glad to get home and forgot about the piss bottle.i stay hydrated so my piss is clear.(not good in a water bottle) you know where this is going,just went out to smoke a cig and got thirsty saw a nice cold bottle of water.(sometimes i leave full bottles in the car since it's freezing out and they get colder than the fridge) yes folks, i drank my piss!!!!!! it was so cold i didn't realize until like the third gulp,then i puked.............
Why would you even tell the world what you just did
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thats nasty..

dont ever make 'brownies'
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Originally Posted by herbalist
suprisingly you don't seem too pissed
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I guess the good side to this is that you didn't keep pissing in a bottle that got too full and you peed all over your car. Also you'll never do it again.
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sounds like you're all about recycling!
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Old 02-05-2007, 03:06 AM
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Originally Posted by subbuzz
i don't care what others think/say about me. i wasn't gonna tell anyone but f it,who cares.i didn't do it KNOWINGLY..........

EDIT: if it put a smile on someone's face then it was worth posting. the piss was already drank so the damage was done.mise well laugh about it....
i'll give you pos. reps just cause that sucks so bad lol.

sorry to hear it happened.

but i'm curious... how did it taste? i hope u didn't have asparagus that day.
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Old 02-05-2007, 11:29 AM
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In one end and out the other.
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Old 02-05-2007, 11:56 AM
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unless your nostrils are stapled together you woulda realized it was urine as soon as you opened the bottle...

I've seen people say/do retarded things to get attention but this is just
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Old 02-05-2007, 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by whynot

unless your nostrils are stapled together you woulda realized it was urine as soon as you opened the bottle...

I've seen people say/do retarded things to get attention but this is just
I'm sad to say I know this kid personally and he's capable of being that retarded.
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Old 02-05-2007, 12:11 PM
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I'm sad to say I know this kid personally and he's capable of being that retarded.
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Old 02-05-2007, 12:16 PM
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I'm sad to say I know this kid personally and he's capable of being that retarded.
He is employee of the month....
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Old 02-05-2007, 12:24 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!! i just told my gurl ur story and we're both krakkin up!
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Old 02-05-2007, 12:28 PM
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I swear there is something wrong with you.


Thats hilarious...
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I'd be pissed if this happened to me.

Apparently 'smell' isn't one of your 5 senses.
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
He is employee of the month....


All I keep thinking of is dumb and dumber where the cop drinks the beer bottle of piss... "Would you like a breath mint sir?"

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Old 02-05-2007, 07:12 PM
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Subbuzz needs to rethink his life. I don't think I've ever been in a situation where it would be possible for me to mistake a bottle of piss for something I would drink, much less drink it twice. Something is just wrong there.
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Too many smilies to pick... must choose one......
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Old 02-05-2007, 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
He is employee of the month....
That says something about the other employees dont you think
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Old 02-05-2007, 11:18 PM
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lmao this made one made my day..
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Originally Posted by svtmike
Subbuzz needs to rethink his life. I don't think I've ever been in a situation where it would be possible for me to mistake a bottle of piss for something I would drink, much less drink it twice. Something is just wrong there.
never say never,if it was clear,in a water bottle that you normally have in your car,at night in the freezing cold weather when all you wanna do is smoke a cig and go in, you might just be a pissdrinker......


Originally Posted by whynot

unless your nostrils are stapled together you woulda realized it was urine as soon as you opened the bottle...

I've seen people say/do retarded things to get attention but this is just
i don't need to drink piss to get attention.it didn't smell!!!!

Originally Posted by Whiskers
He is employee of the month....
employee of the year bish..........(president's award)

Originally Posted by herbalist
suprisingly you don't seem too pissed
it sucked puking, but it didn't kill me. what are you gonna do? sometimes shit happens.(in this case piss happened)

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Old 02-06-2007, 06:29 AM
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Originally Posted by subbuzz
never say never,if it was clear,in a water bottle that you normally have in your car,at night in the freezing cold weather when all you wanna do is smoke a cig and go in, you might just be a pissdrinker......


See, that's just it. If I had a water bottle that was normally in my car, I wouldn't piss in it. I've only ever pissed in a bottle for a urine sample and I sure as hell remember what bottle it is.

And let's say I did piss in my water bottle. That would be a very unusual event, and I'm pretty sure I would remember it vividly. And I'm pretty sure I would throw it away and get a new one.

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Originally Posted by svtmike


See, that's just it. If I had a water bottle that was normally in my car, I wouldn't piss in it. I've only ever pissed in a bottle for a urine sample and I sure as hell remember what bottle it is.

And let's say I did piss in my water bottle. That would be a very unusual event, and I'm pretty sure I would remember it vividly. And I'm pretty sure I would throw it away and get a new one.

Thats all just crazy talk....

But really folks, the only time I ever seen someone piss in a water jug was when my friends were driving on the L.I.E. (I was driving) and my friend had to go.....I made sure the jug left with him....
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Speaking of piss, the guy who got on the elliptical machine next to me at the gym last night wreaked of day old piss. WTF?

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That...sucks, dude.

Stop being such a health nut and drink more soda, Kool-Aid, etc. That way your piss will be yellow and funky, thereby preventing this from ever happening again.
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Thats all just crazy talk....

But really folks, the only time I ever seen someone piss in a water jug was when my friends were driving on the L.I.E. (I was driving) and my friend had to go.....I made sure the jug left with him....
ON THE L.I.E OR WHEREVER,WHEN NATURE CALLS,YOUR GONNA ANSWER........
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
Thats all just crazy talk....

But really folks, the only time I ever seen someone piss in a water jug was when my friends were driving on the L.I.E. (I was driving) and my friend had to go.....I made sure the jug left with him....
I wouldn't let anyone piss into anything in my car, especially on LIE where the potholes and uneven cement can send the piss flying in any direction....
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Oh piss, man that is so fucking nasty..... At least piss is generally steril unless you have an infection. But man, you owned yourself on that one...
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I wouldn't let anyone piss into anything in my car, especially on LIE where the potholes and uneven cement can send the piss flying in any direction....
He wasn't giving me a choice....
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LoL!...wtf? how do you not check to see what your drinking!
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I can only imagine how it tasted going down, how did it taste coming up?
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Originally Posted by subbuzz
it sucked puking, but it didn't kill me. what are you gonna do? sometimes shit happens.(in this case piss happened)
thats a good attitude

and as far as pissing in bottles goes, its actually not as uncommon as you would think. if you've ever watched the Trailer Park Boys you'll know all about Piss Jugs.
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ewwww....

eww...u never told me that u drank that piss..i probably kissed u afterwards.. ..now i know why ur breathe was kickin... .....j/k
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eww...u never told me that u drank that piss..i probably kissed u afterwards.. ..now i know why ur breathe was kickin... .....j/k


More ownage for Master P.
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eww...u never told me that u drank that piss..i probably kissed u afterwards.. ..now i know why ur breathe was kickin... .....j/k
not to hate but how the hell you get alot of rep points?
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