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02-04-2007, 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by subbuzz
i was gonna keep this to myself but mise well share:
yesturday on my way home from work got stuck in traffic(had to piss like a racehorse).i had an empty water bottle from the previous night so it was either use the bottle or piss on myself.i worked 14 hours so i was glad to get home and forgot about the piss bottle.i stay hydrated so my piss is clear.(not good in a water bottle) you know where this is going,just went out to smoke a cig and got thirsty saw a nice cold bottle of water.(sometimes i leave full bottles in the car since it's freezing out and they get colder than the fridge) yes folks, i drank my piss!!!!!!
it was so cold i didn't realize until like the third gulp,then i puked.............
yesturday on my way home from work got stuck in traffic(had to piss like a racehorse).i had an empty water bottle from the previous night so it was either use the bottle or piss on myself.i worked 14 hours so i was glad to get home and forgot about the piss bottle.i stay hydrated so my piss is clear.(not good in a water bottle) you know where this is going,just went out to smoke a cig and got thirsty saw a nice cold bottle of water.(sometimes i leave full bottles in the car since it's freezing out and they get colder than the fridge) yes folks, i drank my piss!!!!!!
it was so cold i didn't realize until like the third gulp,then i puked.............
02-04-2007, 10:30 PM
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I guess the good side to this is that you didn't keep pissing in a bottle that got too full and you peed all over your car. Also you'll never do it again.
02-05-2007, 03:06 AM
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Originally Posted by subbuzz
i don't care what others think/say about me. i wasn't gonna tell anyone but f it,who cares.i didn't do it KNOWINGLY..........EDIT: if it put a smile on someone's face then it was worth posting. the piss was already drank so the damage was done.mise well laugh about it....
sorry to hear it happened.
but i'm curious... how did it taste? i hope u didn't have asparagus that day.
02-05-2007, 11:56 AM
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unless your nostrils are stapled together you woulda realized it was urine as soon as you opened the bottle...
I've seen people say/do retarded things to get attention but this is just
02-05-2007, 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by whynot
unless your nostrils are stapled together you woulda realized it was urine as soon as you opened the bottle...
I've seen people say/do retarded things to get attention but this is just
02-05-2007, 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted by CL Platano
I'm sad to say I know this kid personally and he's capable of being that retarded.
He is employee of the month....
02-05-2007, 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
He is employee of the month....
All I keep thinking of is dumb and dumber where the cop drinks the beer bottle of piss... "Would you like a breath mint sir?"
02-05-2007, 07:12 PM
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Subbuzz needs to rethink his life. I don't think I've ever been in a situation where it would be possible for me to mistake a bottle of piss for something I would drink, much less drink it twice. Something is just wrong there.
02-05-2007, 07:46 PM
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Too many smilies to pick... must choose one......
02-06-2007, 02:20 AM
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Originally Posted by svtmike
Subbuzz needs to rethink his life. I don't think I've ever been in a situation where it would be possible for me to mistake a bottle of piss for something I would drink, much less drink it twice. Something is just wrong there.
Originally Posted by whynot
unless your nostrils are stapled together you woulda realized it was urine as soon as you opened the bottle...
I've seen people say/do retarded things to get attention but this is just
Originally Posted by Whiskers
He is employee of the month....
Originally Posted by herbalist
suprisingly you don't seem too pissed
Last edited by subbuzz; 02-06-2007 at 02:24 AM.
02-06-2007, 06:29 AM
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Originally Posted by subbuzz
never say never,if it was clear,in a water bottle that you normally have in your car,at night in the freezing cold weather when all you wanna do is smoke a cig and go in, you might just be a pissdrinker......
See, that's just it. If I had a water bottle that was normally in my car, I wouldn't piss in it. I've only ever pissed in a bottle for a urine sample and I sure as hell remember what bottle it is.
And let's say I did piss in my water bottle. That would be a very unusual event, and I'm pretty sure I would remember it vividly. And I'm pretty sure I would throw it away and get a new one.
02-06-2007, 06:38 AM
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Originally Posted by svtmike
See, that's just it. If I had a water bottle that was normally in my car, I wouldn't piss in it. I've only ever pissed in a bottle for a urine sample and I sure as hell remember what bottle it is.
And let's say I did piss in my water bottle. That would be a very unusual event, and I'm pretty sure I would remember it vividly. And I'm pretty sure I would throw it away and get a new one.
Thats all just crazy talk....But really folks, the only time I ever seen someone piss in a water jug was when my friends were driving on the L.I.E. (I was driving) and my friend had to go.....I made sure the jug left with him....
02-06-2007, 07:41 AM
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That...sucks, dude.
Stop being such a health nut and drink more soda, Kool-Aid, etc. That way your piss will be yellow and funky, thereby preventing this from ever happening again.
Stop being such a health nut and drink more soda, Kool-Aid, etc. That way your piss will be yellow and funky, thereby preventing this from ever happening again.
02-06-2007, 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
Thats all just crazy talk....But really folks, the only time I ever seen someone piss in a water jug was when my friends were driving on the L.I.E. (I was driving) and my friend had to go.....I made sure the jug left with him....
02-06-2007, 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
Thats all just crazy talk....But really folks, the only time I ever seen someone piss in a water jug was when my friends were driving on the L.I.E. (I was driving) and my friend had to go.....I made sure the jug left with him....
02-06-2007, 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by whynot
I wouldn't let anyone piss into anything in my car, especially on LIE where the potholes and uneven cement can send the piss flying in any direction....
02-06-2007, 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted by subbuzz
it sucked puking, but it didn't kill me. what are you gonna do? sometimes shit happens.(in this case piss happened)
thats a good attitudeand as far as pissing in bottles goes, its actually not as uncommon as you would think. if you've ever watched the Trailer Park Boys you'll know all about Piss Jugs.
02-06-2007, 11:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Mylovepercy
eww...u never told me that u drank that piss..i probably kissed u afterwards.. ..now i know why ur breathe was kickin... .....j/k
..now i know why ur breathe was kickin... .....j/k More ownage for Master P.
02-06-2007, 11:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Mylovepercy
eww...u never told me that u drank that piss..i probably kissed u afterwards.. ..now i know why ur breathe was kickin... .....j/k
..now i know why ur breathe was kickin... .....j/k