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Old 07-07-2006, 02:01 PM
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Alright, I know everyone hated Water-S
Hey, speak for yourselves. I'm about to lose my Useful Idiot.

It's really cool to have a UI in Ohio who never sat in on any classes at Ohio State but still defends BUCKEYE pride!
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Its not a lynching, if anything its an amnesty party, trying to prevent a lynching.
You would give Water-S amnesty even after the divorce support forum debacle?

BTW - NSXNEXT, where do you get all of that info. from? The picture of the Anna, OH city limits, the divorce support forum discovery...

OMG - NSXNEXT IS WATER-S!
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Hurry up boys, we're going into town to get some feed bag!!!

"ANNA, OHIO: An Excitingly Wholesome Place To Be"
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Derek has

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Holy Chit Beet...that's awesome!

You've definately got some time on your hands today.
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Originally Posted by fla-tls
You would give Water-S amnesty even after the divorce support forum debacle?

BTW - NSXNEXT, where do you get all of that info. from? The picture of the Anna, OH city limits, the divorce support forum discovery...

OMG - NSXNEXT IS WATER-S!

I'm not going to say a word. :ibIgetbannedforever
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He'd like to meet Fag Paisley? (As per the myspace) I thought he already did? Doing security at a concert? Add that one to the long list of fibs.
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That 1 friend, "Tom", is everyone's friend. He's like a computer-generated friend. Anyone who opens a myspace account has Tom as their friend.
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Holy Chit Beet...that's awesome!

You've definately got some time on your hands today.
I just found it
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Originally Posted by SakiGT
Dangit! Screenshot! Myspace is blocked at work
If I could access myspace at work, I'd get even less done.

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Derek has

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1 friend in addition to Tom, or just Tom?
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Old 07-07-2006, 02:09 PM
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Originally Posted by kurt_bradley
If I could access myspace at work, I'd get even less done.



1 friend in addition to Tom, or just Tom?
JUST "Tom"
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Originally Posted by BEETROOT

See this is the water-s I miss. Oh, and I love how he has an opening bracket that is never closed. ADD at its best - (I'm talking about something, (oh wait now i want to talk about something else, (and now something else. (What was I talking about again?)

enjoy farming, firefighting, metal fabrication, bulk mailing, and raising my daughter Sierra (because I've always like the GMC Sierra and we've always had em their a solid truck and I didn't want to have name that old fashion like Ruth or Jane or Ashley I wanted something unique. So we settled on Sierra even though I really like Hondas especially the accord which can run for 300,000 miles easily but the radiator is a bitch to change. The thing is my dad was a firefighter since he was like 20 now is the Chief of my dept. I'm a firefighter. By the time I was 15-16 years old I knew as much about firefighting as some of the guys on the dept. By the time I turned 18 to take my volunteer firefighter test I 'aced it'. The main difference between dad and I is I think he's starting to get 'tired of firefighting'. because he's chief he has a lot of liability. plus he has a lot of paperwork for insurance companies grants etc. he's been doing it 30 years now. so probably in the next 5-10 years he'll get out of it. (Plus he doesn't go in on much fires since he had his knee replacement. Myself, I'm usually the one he has to tell look Derek you went in the last time it's Steve's turn to go in this time. He's slowly turning more and more commanding duties over to me. Like when I first started I was what firefighters call a 'boot' a 'boot' is basically a setp under a a probbie which is a firefighter on probation) a 'boot' does all the shitty jobs like tear down hose, washes it, has to wash the trucks, clean the truck bays, clean all equipment after it been used. Then I went to regular fire fighter. which I was for about 4 years. Then about a year ago I went to a Lt. a Lt. is over 3-4 guys on a certain attack team. Your responsible for those guys next step is a pumper captain. Pumper captain is a big jump. Pumper captain is responsible for the pumper (like pressure, finding water, etc, ) plus the LT on the truck and all attack teams. Then you go ladder captain the ladder captain basically decides how the rescue gonna happen,,. fire operation captain they act as a "go between for the ladder captain and pumper captain), then assistant chief he basically steps in when dad can't be there chief, dad basically make sure everything is going right. She's bound to be a firefighter so I got her a toy fire truck.
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Originally Posted by BEETROOT
That was the work of one of us on here that wasn't actually Water. Funny, but we want the actual Derek's myspace if it exists.
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Old 07-07-2006, 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted by BEETROOT
Cmon Beet, if you made this fake Myspace page, that's just wrong.
The signup date says 07/07/06.

Good one though.
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Old 07-07-2006, 02:13 PM
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The ROOT is on a roll today.
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Old 07-07-2006, 02:14 PM
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all credit for the myspace 'about me' goes to AD, he wrote up the original...
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Sweet.

Add me too /sakigt

Ill put him in my top 8
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According to myspace , he is "Online Now"
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this is what i get to miss out on by working, damnit. No lynching as of yet? Or is he getting the midnight deadline?
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BEET, that backdraft one was the s!#t!!! Keep 'em comin.....
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I knew we needed water-s back here for a reason.
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I'm starting to think water-s is actually a genious.
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BEET, that backdraft one was the s!#t!!! Keep 'em comin.....
I didn't make the Backdraft one
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all credit for the myspace 'about me' goes to AD, he wrote up the original...
Good work.

Beetroot is on myspace? Anyone can feel free to send me a request /kurtbradley11
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I didn't make the Backdraft one

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Great, thanks to all for the answers. Now that I've got the facts, I put in a requisition for Water-S's (grammar?) proof of residency. So now some fellow AcuraZine OH member can go prank his house.

:cough:http://maps.google.com/maps?oi=map&q...d,+Sidney,+OH: :cough:
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That 1 friend, "Tom", is everyone's friend. He's like a computer-generated friend. Anyone who opens a myspace account has Tom as their friend.
The Admin on Frappr is my "friend" too!(awesome)(maybe he drives a Honda too)
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My dear friends and fellow ramblers,

It is with a truly heavy heart that I write this, but the time has come to let the proverbial cat out of the proverbial bag, and to end these proverbial shenanigans. For years I posted here under the cognomen "Water-S" and for years that is how many of you knew me. My actual birth name, however, is not Derek Deweese, and I'm not posting from the sleepy hamlet of Anna, Ohio. My real name is Arnold Babar, and I'm a single, 52 year old man working as a commercial real estate broker in Ft. Lauderdale.

I was in my late 40s when I realized that the only way I could remain erect long enough to ejaculate was to fabricate these elaborate role-playing scenarios and post them on automotive forums. I first tried hitting the VW boards, pretending to be a german exchange student looking for tips on where to buy non-metric wrenches. It was good for a couple of "sessions," but the character didn't have enough depth to take it any farther. I then moved on to a Jeep forum, posing as a reformed ricer who couldn't seem to let old habits die. Those were good times. Many a raging boner was flailed into submission as I watched thread after thread of flames directed at me for asking where I could get altezzas for my Wrangler, or whether or not anyone made winch cables with LEDs woven in. The monster had been created, so to speak, and he wanted more.

And so I found myself in this cozy little corner of the internet, cock in hand, warm glass of single malt by my side, and the attention of hundreds of men to keep me aroused. Water-S was the most complex of all the characters I created, but he was by far the most enjoyable to play. Many a night was spent lost in the hazy world I had created. The idyllic pastures. The shiny green tractors. My trusty old Honda Accord. I adopted the Water-S persona entirely, and sometimes I would feel a warm, wet sensation on the top of my hand and it would take me a moment to realize that I had in fact started drooling. My coworkers would sometimes look puzzled as I accidentally asked them things like "what're y'all doin this weekend?" but I would always manage to catch myself before things got too far out of hand. And then I would rush out of the office at 5PM sharp to my waiting Jaguar to hurry home, many times dropping my pants just inside the door of my upscale townhouse. And the fine young men of Ramblings would never let me down. Always ready to laugh at my simplicity, or to become infuriated by my idiocy. Sarlacc was always my favorite. Many, many of my potential offspring are crusted up on the bottom of my computer desk thanks to him.

In short, it was all a lie, but one I would gladly tell again and again. I love each and every one of you dearly, and will always have fond memories of the times we shared. Some day, after all of this has blown over, I will return as a "noob" and masturbate to each and every one of you. Until then, I remain

Faithfully Yours,
Arnold Babar


Whoa! Anybody else see this before he deleted it?!
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This thread needs a shot of adrenaline.

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AD - "Get me a marker...A Magic Marker!...A Fucking Ball Point Pen!!!"

Many a boner was flailed

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