Help! Need farming/firefighting advice!
07-08-2006, 03:53 AM
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Originally Posted by thatguy
gonna call BS on this.
IP CHECK!
IP CHECK!
Thats impossible he was banned. Me thinks its someone in here 
Wheres our resident investigator when you need him?
07-08-2006, 06:49 AM
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Originally Posted by CaptDeWeese
Sigh, I see you have all had the wonderful experience of meeting my idiot offspring. It's amazing what you can learn about your kid when you look up their internet history. And when I see him wasting his time posting on these confounded message boards it really steams me. Especially to read all of his tall tales. That kid needs to be out looking for a job, and not pissing away his life on here.
What can I say about Derek? He is a grade "A" moron. I own and ride a Goldwing, not him. That pansy wouldn't even let me take the training wheels off of his bicycle when he was EIGHT YEARS OLD!
I do own a lot of acreage out here, but so do all the neighbors. Its the middle of fucking no where Ohio. Land is certainly cheaper then many other parts of the country, and even more so when I purchased it many years ago. I do NOT however own a full functioning farm. Haw can I? I build engines over at Honda. When in the blue hell do I have time to run a farm?
I also never sold of any of my land. Which means I never gave him any money either.
My son is what you call borderline retarded. He has the ability to live on his own and function at a somewhat normal level, think Forrest Gump. Except that my damned wife babies the shit out of him, and is the only the only reason he still lives at home.
He has also never been married. He did have that horrendously ugly retard of girlfriend he met while attending the local community college. The whole time they were together it was liking watching that movie about the two retarded kids that fell in love and wanted to get married and live together. You know which one I'm talking about? Hell, I still can't believe he figured out which hole to stick it in, and I was even more shocked to find out the moron was fertile.
So, now I have a granddaughter. And it saddens me greatly because everytime I look into that child's eye I see that will have down syndrome. I guess two negatives don't always make a positive.
I am also voluteer Firefighter. That is true. Derek was fascinated with firefighting and watching all the movies, such as Backdraft, about a million times. That pic you all have seen of him (and make some great art with as well) was taken by some of the men in my squad. Derek's mom always made me bring him to fire house with me much to my chagrin. But one day the boys all felt sorry for him and let him dress up in the gear, and snapped a photo. Pretty nice of them, eh? Except never since then he has been running around telling everyone he is a real firefighter, too. It stopped being cute after the 3rd time.
Play football? Hahahahaha. My son is 6' of pure uncoordinated lard. You could hit him right between the eyes with a football and he'd still be waiting for you to throw it.
His sister, well she exists. And she does live on the West coast. She did offer her nimrod brother a gardener job at her place. Damn I wish he would take it. She would basically let him live at her house, and take care of him while mows her lawn. As for a new RL? Yeah right, more like a new Civic Sedan LX.
Bottom line is Derek is basically a good kid. He is my son afterall. But hell if isn't a giant walking mongoloid.
If only I had listened to my gut feeling years ago and kicked his mother down the stairs.
Please, have no mercy on my son. He deserves this.
Thank You and nice site you have here,
Capt. DeWeese
(Water-S' Dad)
What can I say about Derek? He is a grade "A" moron. I own and ride a Goldwing, not him. That pansy wouldn't even let me take the training wheels off of his bicycle when he was EIGHT YEARS OLD!
I do own a lot of acreage out here, but so do all the neighbors. Its the middle of fucking no where Ohio. Land is certainly cheaper then many other parts of the country, and even more so when I purchased it many years ago. I do NOT however own a full functioning farm. Haw can I? I build engines over at Honda. When in the blue hell do I have time to run a farm?
I also never sold of any of my land. Which means I never gave him any money either.
My son is what you call borderline retarded. He has the ability to live on his own and function at a somewhat normal level, think Forrest Gump. Except that my damned wife babies the shit out of him, and is the only the only reason he still lives at home.
He has also never been married. He did have that horrendously ugly retard of girlfriend he met while attending the local community college. The whole time they were together it was liking watching that movie about the two retarded kids that fell in love and wanted to get married and live together. You know which one I'm talking about? Hell, I still can't believe he figured out which hole to stick it in, and I was even more shocked to find out the moron was fertile.
So, now I have a granddaughter. And it saddens me greatly because everytime I look into that child's eye I see that will have down syndrome. I guess two negatives don't always make a positive.
I am also voluteer Firefighter. That is true. Derek was fascinated with firefighting and watching all the movies, such as Backdraft, about a million times. That pic you all have seen of him (and make some great art with as well) was taken by some of the men in my squad. Derek's mom always made me bring him to fire house with me much to my chagrin. But one day the boys all felt sorry for him and let him dress up in the gear, and snapped a photo. Pretty nice of them, eh? Except never since then he has been running around telling everyone he is a real firefighter, too. It stopped being cute after the 3rd time.
Play football? Hahahahaha. My son is 6' of pure uncoordinated lard. You could hit him right between the eyes with a football and he'd still be waiting for you to throw it.
His sister, well she exists. And she does live on the West coast. She did offer her nimrod brother a gardener job at her place. Damn I wish he would take it. She would basically let him live at her house, and take care of him while mows her lawn. As for a new RL? Yeah right, more like a new Civic Sedan LX.
Bottom line is Derek is basically a good kid. He is my son afterall. But hell if isn't a giant walking mongoloid.
If only I had listened to my gut feeling years ago and kicked his mother down the stairs.
Please, have no mercy on my son. He deserves this.
Thank You and nice site you have here,
Capt. DeWeese
(Water-S' Dad)
Ban or no ban, that was funy......
Damn funny - hopefully it only results in a warning...
07-08-2006, 08:25 AM
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I think there should be some betting going on on the chances of said requested pics being posted-at least he could be like that lambo guy who faked owning the cars and posted pics of someone else's instead
07-08-2006, 08:26 AM
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Originally Posted by kurt_bradley
And I thought I was the only one crazy enough to be up so early on a Saturday.
07-08-2006, 08:40 AM
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robb m.
robb m.
i guess water-s is gonna get banned.
good thing we've got water-fdl to take his place.
good thing we've got water-fdl to take his place.
07-08-2006, 08:50 AM
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Water-S is gone, he'll never face anyone. I made fun of the man in another post. An easy one too, one he could have easliy just said something mean or at least PM me and tell me to cut it out.
NOTHING
So there is no way he will say anything here.
NOTHING
So there is no way he will say anything here.
07-08-2006, 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted by ZtotallynakedZ
but why lie so much-thats what i don't get-was he really trying to impress you guys that much?
07-08-2006, 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by ZtotallynakedZ
but why lie so much-thats what i don't get-was he really trying to impress you guys that much?
07-08-2006, 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by CaptDeWeese
I told you already that my son is retarded. Have you not seen his pic? The kid looks like the doctors pulled him out of his mother with a pair of salad tongs for christs sake.
We will miss your son's daily BUCKEYE news. His was a very exciting world.
07-08-2006, 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted by CaptDeWeese
I told you already that my son is retarded. Have you not seen his pic? The kid looks like the doctors pulled him out of his mother with a pair of salad tongs for christs sake.
07-08-2006, 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted by ZtotallynakedZ
but why lie so much-thats what i don't get-was he really trying to impress you guys that much?
We have a guy at work that does that. He's 27, a virgin, and comes up with these woppers that everyone at the kitchen table is like" no you didn't". But at this stage in the game, we feel bad for him. He tries so hard to have friends, that noone really wants to be. He'll be cool sometimes, and your like"alright, so and so finally came around" then, right back to his same old self. It's really sad, actually.
07-08-2006, 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by CaptDeWeese
I told you already that my son is retarded. Have you not seen his pic? The kid looks like the doctors pulled him out of his mother with a pair of salad tongs for christs sake.
Hey Cap, you should smack him around a little with a "blitz line"......
i was looking forward to his first post here
water-s
07-08-2006, 05:32 PM
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Teh Water's real myspace page, enjoy!
Photochop+Myspace+Adding every gay man as a friend=Good times
http://www.myspace.com/waters816
Photochop+Myspace+Adding every gay man as a friend=Good times
http://www.myspace.com/waters816
