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Old 02-16-2007, 04:39 PM
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Maybe its Paris?
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Originally Posted by CUNextTuesday
I actually just got back into lifting about 3 weeks ago so that could very well be...

called the wifeyat the hospital, she said it sounds like you pulled a hernia while lifting weights. Chances are you lifted too heavy and pulled a slight muscle tissue near ... YOUR ASSHOLE she said you will be ok, give it a week or so.

She says it is very comment for those who recently got into weight train and worked out too extensively or lifted too heavy. When a person cough she said..... it requires alot of body movement including YOUR ASSHOLE so that's why it hurts... you be ok.
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Old 02-16-2007, 09:27 PM
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maybe you just need to drop the kids off in the pool?
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Old 02-16-2007, 09:34 PM
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If you are serious about this then you might want to get a check up.
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Old 02-16-2007, 09:36 PM
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Old 02-16-2007, 10:24 PM
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lol i cracked up seeing the thread title...

hm, if it hurts, go see a doc
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Old 02-16-2007, 11:07 PM
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Thumbs up

Originally Posted by fdl
When I cough, my tits jiggle.
That was awesome fdl.
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Old 02-17-2007, 12:21 AM
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Originally Posted by fdl
When I cough, my tits jiggle.
I think we need an animated gif to demonstrate this. And I am teh suck at animated gifs so someone else will have to do it.
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Old 02-17-2007, 01:37 PM
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I may be late for the party but..


did you take the dildo out of your ass yet? That could be the problem.

also, go see a doctor.
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Old 02-17-2007, 02:07 PM
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Old 02-17-2007, 02:20 PM
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Old 02-17-2007, 02:57 PM
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Still not much better...gonna let it ride out for a few more days.
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Old 02-20-2007, 08:49 AM
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The problem seems to have resolved itself.
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Old 02-20-2007, 09:15 AM
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Old 02-20-2007, 09:16 AM
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Originally Posted by CUNextTuesday
The problem seems to have resolved itself.
I was right, you pulled a hernia while lifting too heavy ? A few days it'll heal itself
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Old 02-20-2007, 09:21 AM
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well lets throw a butthole party
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well lets throw a butthole party

Are we all invited to come?
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Old 02-20-2007, 09:35 AM
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Your asshole pain and and cough are probably not related. When you cough and sneeze, a lot of muscles in your body constrict.
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Old 02-20-2007, 10:25 AM
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Are we all invited to come?
Can I make the invitations
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Old 02-20-2007, 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by CUNextTuesday
The problem seems to have resolved itself.
Unfortunately, you're still going to die
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I know when I shit really hard and force it, something in the grundle area locks up. Stupid nerves..

Am I going to die?
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Old 02-20-2007, 12:26 PM
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Sounds like a hernia or colitis, get yourself checked
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Old 02-20-2007, 01:57 PM
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Hernias do not go away. If you really had a hernia, it would require surgery to repair it. Pulled muscles will heal over a short period of time. It sounds like you may have "Pulled" a muscle in your rectum.

If you had other symptoms, such as; pain while deficating, blood in stool, trouble standing or sitting, loose bowl or constipation, you could have Ulcerative colitis or rectal/anal perferation. If you are homosexual, consider a good lubricant if you must catch. If you are not a homosexual, you better make sure your frat buddies aren't slipping you date rape pills and cornholing you while you are unconsious.

Good luck, and if the symptoms return, go to the doctor. You sure don't want to have to shit in a bag.

Oh, as for the weed/cigs... at 19, you having a constant cough is setting you up for Chronic Obstructive Pulminary Disease, COPD. You really don't want that. Maybe, even if you are not Catholic, you should consider giving up the smoke for Lent. 40 days of detoxification wouldn't hurt you.

Good luck.
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Originally Posted by CUNextTuesday
The problem seems to have rectumfied itself.
Fixed
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Well just make sure you clean your bunghole a little better. I recommend using moist wipes. TP is rough on the asshole. Or you could just have been having your man period. It happens. Just take better care of your asshole and youll be fine.
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Originally Posted by SRK85
TP is rough on the asshole. Or you could just have been having your man period. It happens. Just take better care of your asshole and youll be fine.
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Old 02-21-2007, 03:49 AM
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Originally Posted by GalantT3
What?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm an asshole sometimes....


I agree...



See a damn doctor.
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Originally Posted by CUNextTuesday
The problem seems to have resolved itself.
did the milky white fluid discharge stop?

when my friend got arrested,they strip searched him.in the process he had to bend over and cough.so a cough and your asshole may somehow be tied together.as stated above when you cough you use all kinds of muscles so why not your @$$hole?
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Old 02-21-2007, 06:19 AM
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What EXACTLY were you searching for when you "stumbled" across this thread about sore asses?
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Originally Posted by CUNextTuesday View Post
Nah it's not really like smoker's cough (well I guess it is), but it's mostly from the weed - my lungs just don't like it much. If I don't smoke weed on a particular day I won't be coughing.

So, um, wtf do I do about it?


Well, for starters, you can stop smoking weed

EDIT: Didn't realize this was an old thread.
Either way, quit smokin.
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that's right, i was searching "how are my investments doing" and i think this and a pic of bending over and taking it were next to each other
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