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Old 02-16-2007, 03:01 PM
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HELP! My asshole hurts when I cough

What the fuck. The title of the thread is pretty much self explanatory...and I cough a lot (I pretty much have a permanent cough from smoking weed/cig everyday).

It's wierd cause I just woke up this way....help?
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Have u taken the gerbil out?
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I doubt the cough and your a$$ pain are related.
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Originally Posted by Moog-Type-S
I doubt the cough and your a$$ pain are related.
well if the cough is related to smokin weed, after which you get munchies, perhaps something he ate is giving him the pain. Q.E.D.

they are related.
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Originally Posted by CUNextTuesday
What the fuck. The title of the thread is pretty much self explanatory...and I cough a lot (I pretty much have a permanent cough from smoking weed/cig everyday).

It's wierd cause I just woke up this way....help?

you lift weights? Might have pulled a hernia.....

I'll ask my wife tonight more about it....... but you should give it a few days... if problem persists, see a doctor.
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Originally Posted by Moog-Type-S
I doubt the cough and your a$$ pain are related.
Yeah but it only hurts when I cough so something down there is fucked up and coughing agitates it.

I really really don't want to see a doctor - it's Friday and I've never had any rectal sort of exam it's not something I look forward to.
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I don't even know what to say to this. Hope it clears up soon....
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Originally Posted by BoostedJack
you lift weights? Might have pulled a hernia.....

I'll ask my wife tonight more about it....... but you should give it a few days... if problem persists, see a doctor.
I actually just got back into lifting about 3 weeks ago so that could very well be...
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What?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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hemorrhoid?
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It was a rough night last night too, but I didn't black out by any means so there was definitely no window of opportunity for some weird shit to go down...
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That reminds me of Sorority Boys when he gets drugged by his Frat Brother while he's dressed as the girl. Then he wakes up and can't sit down and he claims, "that's just gum on my clothes" Love that movie!!!
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if you and 2 guys went camping and you woke up and your ass hole hurt would you tell anybody.


answer: i guess so
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Originally Posted by CUNextTuesday
It was a rough night last night too, but I didn't black out by any means so there was definitely no window of opportunity for some weird shit to go down...
You may want to reverse roles of being the pitcher instead of the catcher till your problem clears up......





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Just rub some 'tussin on it boy.
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Can you remember what you did last night?
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When I cough, my tits jiggle.
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Originally Posted by CUNextTuesday
It was a rough night last night too, but I didn't black out by any means so there was definitely no window of opportunity for some weird shit to go down...
Pun intended?
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If you are 19 and already are falling into respiratory failure, maybe you should quit? Nothing worse than dying of suffocation over a period of months.

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Have u taken the gerbil out?
i think he forgot to attach the string to it
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Originally Posted by CUNextTuesday
I actually just got back into lifting about 3 weeks ago so that could very well be...
i am going to say, wrong excuse
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Just rub some 'tussin on it boy.
rim it up boy
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Originally Posted by fdl
When I cough, my tits jiggle.




Stop smoking weed..
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Originally Posted by fdl
When I cough, my tits jiggle.



Hemmroids.
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Damn, you have a persistent cough from weed/cigs and you are only 19 .

I hope we don't see you on one of those "truth" commercials one day.
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My guess is hemorrhoids too...it wouldn't be a hernia because hernias happen either in the abdominal wall or in the scrotum in men.
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DAMN!... i was gonna give ur ass some rep points! LOL!!!

but i cant... wont let me
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Sounds to me like you're f*cked.


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Originally Posted by fdl
When I cough, my tits jiggle.

hahahahahahahahahaha omg...hahahaha
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Damn, you have a persistent cough from weed/cigs and you are only 19 .

I hope we don't see you on one of those "truth" commercials one day.
Nah it's not really like smoker's cough (well I guess it is), but it's mostly from the weed - my lungs just don't like it much. If I don't smoke weed on a particular day I won't be coughing.

So, um, wtf do I do about it?
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Originally Posted by CUNextTuesday
Nah it's not really like smoker's cough (well I guess it is), but it's mostly from the weed - my lungs just don't like it much. If I don't smoke weed on a particular day I won't be coughing.

So, um, wtf do I do about it?
I think your answer is pretty obvious, no?
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Originally Posted by CUNextTuesday
What the fuck. The title of the thread is pretty much self explanatory...and I cough a lot (I pretty much have a permanent cough from smoking weed/cig everyday).

It's wierd cause I just woke up this way....help?
sounds like a STD to me! gotta watch yourself when you drop the soap lol
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