SRK85

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive purses. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new purse, so I said lets get a pair for the purse. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?"

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

HAHAHAHA

JLai

I hope she realizes...if she'd give us one thread, we'd leave the others alone. If we're able to spread the word, then there is no need for a post vs delete race.

JimmyCarter

mamboking

let us have naked pictures of the hawt members, ban Noriko and we're even.

blxmjx

awesome thread.

SakiGT

Now youre grasping for straws

10 years??

CKcentral

:spits: haha dom its a pure obsession now!

kurt_bradley

It was the Holy Grail. Trust me.

Mike 350Z

I guess this dispells my stereotype of girls from your part of NJ. Pleasantly surprised... jk


oh the login lneill84/1234 still works if anyone feels like going back in and mopping up.

jlukja

His wife wants nudes of minnie also, just like mine.

dom

You you shutup about AMG already

Yumcha

That's not for you to judge bub. And maybe some do. My GF has a designer bag and she uses it daily.

And as snarky as it sounds, I doubt an AMG car would last a daily driver. Sorry...

Look, I'm with you on not-understanding-why-pay-$$$$-for-handbag, but, your comparo of a luxury purse to a luxury car is completely off to orbit. They are one and the same.

JaredGMS

Ok, 3 years.

JJ4Short

Werd if she would have let us have one noriko thread we wouldnt have spread and tried to kill the other threads.

Yumcha

:ibhisargumentofRenntechandBrabus:

Megs

So... if I send over a bunch of pics of hot ladies (holding their bags of course), will it all end?

CGTSX2004

iTrader: (1)

Come to think of it, where is Whiskers...why isn't he participating in this public stoning?

dom

She knows I'm obsessed with boobies.

thatguy

I see people DD SL55's out here. but then again it is the desert.

blxmjx

Nekkid?

SakiGT

Goddamnit. I was thinking of the witch hunt...

I mean the bring out your dead scene...

I mean the shrubbary.

Shit.

jlukja

Isn't whiskers in Hawaii? Looking for Noriko?

Megs

At least you could have asked for one thread... that would have been easier to manage than 200 plus posts/threads/members etc

CGTSX2004

iTrader: (1)

Let's make this perfectly clear...

1. Naked
2. Skip the purses
3. Give us a thread to out Noriko

Offer those up, and we'll put a stop to this lunacy immediately.

1killercls

Calling thier husbands and boyfriends as "BAGS" is no way to end this nicely.

Scrib

End what? The virtual leg humping? Unlikely.

Count Dracura

Yeah, sorry Saki, but you're wrong on this one. Well, except for the white text part.

JaredGMS

1)As does my wife, but she's had it for almost three years. Again, how many of those chicks can say that?

2) I know quite a few who have used them as long term daily drivers (even modded)

wstevens

As long as the purses don't cover up tits or twats, we'll think about it.

pebe

Now you're getting it

JJ4Short

See that's the spirit

dom

Intoxicated in Vegas.

JJ4Short

PS if they all look like Noriko...then keep them.

kurt_bradley

Fixed*

Now she's getting it.

Yumcha

Pfffft...3 days.

thatguy

why don't you find out!!

CGTSX2004

iTrader: (1)

juniorbean

iTrader: (5)

haha, it may help... but I think what the majority is really after is revenge on Geisha/Noriko. I think it was said before... but allowing one topic of bashing on your site would probably put an end to it. Immature, yes... but it would work.

And look at it this way... you're only having to interact with our members for a little while today. We get to interact with them daily

jlukja

One way to find out.....

wstevens

I think Rise should get an Acurazine sticker for starting this thread.