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Old 08-10-2004, 09:46 PM
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Old 08-11-2004, 01:26 PM
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How about the scene in Van Wilder where the guy goes in the trash can/bucket?
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Old 08-11-2004, 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by moeronn
How about the scene in Van Wilder where the guy goes in the trash can/bucket?
that was hilarious, during his final exam or some shit he was having the stomach convulsions and he starts answering all the questions the same, turns in the test and then booyah.... right in front of everyone... those movies are what Hollywood should be about... I mean you gives a fuck about movies like Titanic and One Fine Day, when you got crude humor in the form of diarrhea.... someone should make a movie on just that, people and the splatter of diarrhea stories...
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Old 08-11-2004, 03:35 PM
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Thats some funny shit.......I have those battles everyday at work after my cup of coffee. +pts
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this story is great, and van wilder is the best so i will go watch it now
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Old 08-12-2004, 04:36 AM
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Originally Posted by lilirish
this story is great, and van wilder is the best so i will go watch it now
Ironic, I just watched Van Wilder yesterday
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Old 08-12-2004, 04:41 AM
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well it is one of the best movies and i can't find the fucking dvd, i am so pissed
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Old 08-12-2004, 07:14 PM
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Go get yourself an extra copy at Target or something. It's usually about $10.

Oh no... I feel the need to b-line it to the bathroom
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Old 08-12-2004, 07:47 PM
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You failed the emissions test.


hahahahaha




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Old 06-25-2005, 09:01 AM
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Old 06-25-2005, 09:03 AM
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^^^^ you brought this shit back?


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Old 06-25-2005, 09:20 AM
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^^^^ you brought this shit back?


that shit was hilarious. you TL guys are funny!
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Old 06-25-2005, 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted by wstevens
^^^^ you brought this shit back?


you said sweet
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Old 06-25-2005, 12:10 PM
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we need a raising the dead photo...
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Old 06-25-2005, 02:01 PM
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May be from the graveyard, but DAMN.


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You failed the emissions test.

HAHAHAHA ROFL
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Old 06-25-2005, 02:39 PM
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God damn thats a old Thread, whats up with people reviving old threads, but this was def a good read, I never read it before! Very creative mind you got bunny boy
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Old 06-25-2005, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by JimmyCarter

BUMP!
What were you searching for that led you to this thread?

This thread is the BTW.
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Old 06-25-2005, 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted by sipark
What were you searching for that led you to this thread?

This thread is the BTW.
It was WStevens first thread. Posted in the "first threads" thread, another thread in the ramblings threads, thread thread
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Old 06-25-2005, 05:34 PM
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Old 06-25-2005, 05:46 PM
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Wow... this brings back memories
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Old 06-25-2005, 05:50 PM
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Old 06-25-2005, 10:04 PM
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BTW, you never answered how the clean up went - did you just sell the car that day "as is" or try to salvage it? Good story bunny guy.
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Old 06-25-2005, 10:12 PM
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wow his first thread? He had a great start as a newbie lol
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Old 06-26-2005, 10:11 AM
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OMG!!!!THAT is hilarious.
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good god i just fucking choked on my sandwich
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Old 06-26-2005, 10:30 AM
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Old 06-26-2005, 10:40 AM
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That's how I know if someone is truely a friend: I can just say "Listen, I have to go pee out of my ass." without being embarrased.

At this point, I only surround myself with people that I have no problem saying this to.
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Old 06-26-2005, 11:06 AM
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holy You took a shit inside your wifes jetta? thats fucking hi-lar-eee-us.


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I am reading this at StarBucks...and just started laughing out loud. People looking at me like I am crazy LOLOLOL

If I am not mistaken we have all been there...so far I have not lost. And hopefully don't plan to.
AND IT IS NOT LIKE I HAVE BEEN THERE MANY TIMES......no more than 2 times...

How many of you guys have fought this battle. I am just curious....This is the funniest shit I have read, but it is very true. I think we should start are pole.
eh? which SBUX? (i know there are tons in Miami) I work @the one in Miami Lakes... stop on by sometime and ask for the guy who owns the 97 CL (they all know about my car... I cant ever stop talking about it )

:edit: oh wait I got by time of thread.

still shiatting in your wifes car man? hehe.

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Old 06-26-2005, 11:59 AM
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What a first thread!

was at it from day one!
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Old 06-26-2005, 12:59 PM
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that reads great, i had to send it to my co-worker
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Old 07-28-2005, 08:53 PM
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don't know how I missed this the first time around and the second time around. so lets go for a third!
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Old 07-28-2005, 08:54 PM
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don't know how I missed this the first time around and the second time around. so lets go for a third!
Good night....
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Old 07-28-2005, 09:03 PM
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Maybe it's time to this stupid post so it never comes back.
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Old 07-28-2005, 09:31 PM
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OMFG I never saw this one either. I was litterally on the floor crying... my ribs hurt so badly.
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Old 07-28-2005, 09:44 PM
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you gotta write a book of short stories or something.
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Old 07-28-2005, 09:54 PM
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I thought I was the only person this happened to!
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Old 08-09-2005, 02:54 PM
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Need to leave my mark on this thread. Classic
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Best story evar.
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Old 08-09-2005, 02:59 PM
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