**Whatever Happens, Happens Thread**
09-30-2005, 10:00 AM
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I think this quote fits this thread well:
"Life is short and precious....who knows what's waiting for us later on....but for now appreciate the real world, the real emotions and the real feelings of this very real world."
True? Or am I just being :gheyhug:
"Life is short and precious....who knows what's waiting for us later on....but for now appreciate the real world, the real emotions and the real feelings of this very real world."
True? Or am I just being :gheyhug:
09-30-2005, 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by JesusJuice
Lets see since this is a whoring post I will tell all my deep dark secrets
-I peed on myself in the 2nd grade because I couldnt unzip my pants, then pretended I was sick so I could go home early but it backfired because my mom took me straight to the doctors covered in piss.
-I used to have crushes on weird red headed chicks with freckles for some strange reason
-Last year I tried to pee while driving and completely missed the bottle because my punk ass girlfriend wouldn't grab the wheel. I have since sold that car and dumped the girlfriend.
-I skip class all the time and usually swindle my way into A's in my classes
-I broke my next door neighbors window on his car and never fessed up to it when I was 9
-I am afraid of real life
ummmm need to think of some more
-I peed on myself in the 2nd grade because I couldnt unzip my pants, then pretended I was sick so I could go home early but it backfired because my mom took me straight to the doctors covered in piss.
-I used to have crushes on weird red headed chicks with freckles for some strange reason
-Last year I tried to pee while driving and completely missed the bottle because my punk ass girlfriend wouldn't grab the wheel. I have since sold that car and dumped the girlfriend.
-I skip class all the time and usually swindle my way into A's in my classes
-I broke my next door neighbors window on his car and never fessed up to it when I was 9
-I am afraid of real life
ummmm need to think of some more
you're off topic buddy 
09-30-2005, 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
Confessions of a Azine PW....
I almost purposely peed myself last night because I was giving my son his milk cup and couldn't get up to the bathroom.
I almost purposely peed myself last night because I was giving my son his milk cup and couldn't get up to the bathroom.
09-30-2005, 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
Thanks, my two year old needs to follow this one..... 
Hey, little boys have pressures too. Trying to be cool...avoiding girls...what cartoons to watch on Saturday...
09-30-2005, 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted by JesusJuice
You don't know how many times I have actually contemplated doing that but just never wanted to clean up a mess like that.
09-30-2005, 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted by JesusJuice
sorry, whats the topic?
good question
09-30-2005, 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted by cTLgo
I think this quote fits this thread well:
"Life is short and precious....who knows what's waiting for us later on....but for now appreciate the real world, the real emotions and the real feelings of this very real world."
True? Or am I just being :gheyhug:
"Life is short and precious....who knows what's waiting for us later on....but for now appreciate the real world, the real emotions and the real feelings of this very real world."
True? Or am I just being :gheyhug:
But true
09-30-2005, 10:04 AM
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Anyone intrigued with the AL wildcard/division title race b/w BoSox and Yanks? 
09-30-2005, 10:05 AM
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09-30-2005, 10:05 AM
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"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
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09-30-2005, 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted by nicholbr
does your son lack opposable thumbs or were you just afraid of him drowning in his milk cup?
09-30-2005, 10:06 AM
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Da rules:
Might as well get it going.
with style tho peeps.
Conversation and sharing stores, not mindless whoring, page whoring, smiley whoring, or attention whoring.
This thread will close in 24hours unless people ruin it before that. My rules should be reposted on every page by someone.
Might as well get it going.
with style tho peeps.
Conversation and sharing stores, not mindless whoring, page whoring, smiley whoring, or attention whoring.
This thread will close in 24hours unless people ruin it before that. My rules should be reposted on every page by someone.
09-30-2005, 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Caliadria
I've never peed myself on purpose.... 
i heard chicks piss themselves regularly when performing strenuous activities? (e.g. power squats, running, aerobics, coitus etc..)
no wonder they're the subordinate class on this planet
09-30-2005, 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Caliadria
I've never peed myself on purpose....
09-30-2005, 10:07 AM
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Real name = Andrew
Oregon kicks ass. Great city, no natural disasters or poisonous shit, and just the right mix of
and :smitler:
Oregon kicks ass. Great city, no natural disasters or poisonous shit, and just the right mix of
and :smitler:
09-30-2005, 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted by nicholbr
i heard chicks piss themselves regularly when performing strenuous activities? (e.g. power squats, running, aerobics, coitus etc..)
no wonder they're the subordinate class on this planet
no wonder they're the subordinate class on this planet
09-30-2005, 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted by NEVERaDuLLmoment
I did a report on Oregon in the eighth grade
09-30-2005, 10:10 AM
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I did a report on Oregon in the eighth grade
I did a report on greece in the 4th grade then worked for greeks in the 8th grade and realized I hate the greeks and will never capitalize their country because they are not worth me pressing shift.
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Originally Posted by NEVERaDuLLmoment
I did a report on Oregon in the eighth grade
09-30-2005, 10:10 AM
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I don't "always" pee myself. In fact, for the most part, I don't *ever* pee myself. But I did wet the bed when I was a kid, and occasionally it happens again if I am passed-out drunk. But the last time that happened was like, 3 years ago, probably. It's just that it happened when I was an adult. Oh, and I was laying on Scott. I've told this story before; I guess he was passed out, too, and when we woke up, at first we both thought that we were the perpetrator, and to this day we don't actually know who the pee-er was, but I assume it was me since he doesn't have my history.
09-30-2005, 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
If you don't follow the routine a 2 year old will ruin your life.....
09-30-2005, 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Yumchah
Yeah! No kidding! Remember that pic of Fergie (BEP) peeing all over herself? What's up with that?
SNAP! i forgot about that one...she's still hot IMO
i always picture the oriental lady lifting/cleaning like 800 lbs in the olympics and totally old faithfulling all over the rubber mat...
09-30-2005, 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted by JesusJuice
I want to go to Oregon. I went camping last weekend for the first time and now I want to go in a place where there isn't swamp every fucking where and scary turtles that are the size of dogs and can literally bite your hand off.
I camp all summer long out here. Just watch out for bears
09-30-2005, 10:12 AM
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I passed in the same report on a president 3 times to three different teachers when I was young
09-30-2005, 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted by nicholbr
SNAP! i forgot about that one...she's still hot IMO
i always picture the oriental lady lifting/cleaning like 800 lbs in the olympics and totally old faithfulling all over the rubber mat...
i always picture the oriental lady lifting/cleaning like 800 lbs in the olympics and totally old faithfulling all over the rubber mat...
09-30-2005, 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted by UnsanePyro
I passed in the same report on a president 3 times to three different teachers when I was young
I wrote a paper on illegal drugs in the 8th grade and then improved upon it every year for my English class research paper, culminating in the manifestation my freshman year of college that was published in the university literary show-off book they send to prospective students.
09-30-2005, 10:13 AM
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Might as well get it going.
with style tho peeps.
Conversation and sharing stores, not mindless whoring, page whoring, smiley whoring, or attention whoring.
This thread will close in 24hours unless people ruin it before that. My rules should be reposted on every page by someone.
with style tho peeps.
Conversation and sharing stores, not mindless whoring, page whoring, smiley whoring, or attention whoring.
This thread will close in 24hours unless people ruin it before that. My rules should be reposted on every page by someone.