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Old 01-30-2018, 04:15 PM
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Is Kurt out of jail yet? Shit.
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take me to jail...throw away the key!
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Old 01-30-2018, 06:19 PM
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Is Kurt out of jail yet? Shit.
Sorry guys, I have been real busy. Didn't get that job, btw
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It's ok Kurt. Don't beat yourself up over it.

You don't want to be in that top 10% anyway.
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Old 01-30-2018, 06:25 PM
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It's ok Kurt. Don't beat yourself up over it.

You don't want to be in that top 10% anyway.
Bitch, I ain't in the top 10%


That's her job
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Old 01-30-2018, 06:29 PM
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Bitch, I ain't in the top 10%


That's her job
I said you don't want to be in it anyway.

FFS, go call your mother. I was trying to make you feel better.
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I said you don't want to be in it anyway.

FFS, go call your mother. I was trying to make you feel better.
Appreciate you guys. Except Maj. Because that fucking AIDS injection cocktail is a bitch.
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Old 01-30-2018, 06:48 PM
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Shit Kurt
I was going to say something nice
Like when a door closes, a window opens
I know by experience

I'm sure your company is going to hire an imbecile for that position
Probably some shithead who spent 6 years at community college
Then finished up in state school with a certificate

He'll make 50% more than you, then get a fat bonus
But don't worry, your work is valued, and you have great job security
Because you're the backbone of the company

They'd go to shit without you
Here's your bonus.. get fucked
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Old 01-30-2018, 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Shit Kurt
I was going to say something nice
Like when a door closes, a window opens
I know by experience

I'm sure your company is going to hire an imbecile for that position
Probably some shithead who spent 6 years at community college
Then finished up in state school with a certificate

He'll make 50% more than you, then get a fat bonus
But don't worry, your work is valued, and you have great job security
Because you're the backbone of the company

They'd go to shit without you
Here's your bonus.. get fucked
I appreciate it...i think? lol.
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Old 01-30-2018, 06:51 PM
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Not get fucked like get laid
Butt like, bend over, you're about to receive
A big tip.. Many in fact
Unlike your bonus
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Old 01-30-2018, 06:54 PM
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We love you Kurt
Never leave us

There are management opportunities
Just look at us
Justn, FJ, RS, and I

We didn't even go to fancy schools
Big tips tho
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Originally Posted by Majofo
We love you Kurt
Never leave us

There are management opportunities
Just look at us
Justn, FJ, RS, and I

We didn't even go to fancy schools
Big tips tho
I went to a public school

But I ain't no longhorn or aggie cuck
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I went to a pubic school too.

And look at me now. I hardly work anymore. I've been in the office once in the past month and a half or so. Barely put on pants anymore. Plenty of internet fuckaround time.

Aim low bitches. This ain't the Air Force.

What were we talking about again? I dozed off.
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Old 01-30-2018, 07:06 PM
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I went to a public school

But I ain't no longhorn or aggie cuck
Yeah.. top 10% public school in the world
Top Asian students in the world go there for grad school
The one time you were a minority
Still smallest weiner though
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Yeah.. top 10% public school in the world
Top Asian students in the world go there for grad school
The one time you were a minority
Still smallest weiner though
Do you just know everything about everyone?
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Old 01-30-2018, 07:09 PM
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Poor Tobey Kurt.
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Do you just know everything about everyone?
It's like prison sex. Once you just accept it and start to go along, it's kinda fun.
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Old 01-30-2018, 07:11 PM
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Just don't Tacobello my home address
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Old 01-30-2018, 07:12 PM
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Your window is open btw
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Old 01-30-2018, 07:14 PM
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Poor Taco Tobey
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Old 01-30-2018, 07:21 PM
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No BS Kurt
One of my best brosef's graduated with you
MSEE tho

He met his wife there
BSCE from Seoul National University
PhD at your lowly state school

They moved to Austin, he did premed at UT
Now he's doing his residency in San Antone
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MSEE sounds horrible
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Old 01-30-2018, 07:33 PM
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It was cake
They run you out of there
It was raining during grad day

Assembly Hall
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I used to work concessions at ass hall. Sometimes, I go to games at Assembly Hall, too
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Ahhh... Corn Fucker?
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Kurt watched the games for free
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I bet all the games were free at Ass Play Hall.
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The games were free because Kurt was part of the pep squad
He played the skin flute
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The games were free because Kurt was part of the pep squad
He played the skin flute
I played trumpet in basketball band, thank you very much
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Ass hall? Sounds like my type of hall.
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I didn't go to school. Fuck that shit. Schools for chumps.


Nah I went to school, sometimes. Usually ditched 1-6 period then get home before the school left a message on the answering machine.

Copy the Asian kids homework. Bro, let me see that paper real quick, I want to see if we got the same answers.

Fucking dummies.
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Where's that 10% fuccboi at? He was talking shit about Kurt in another thread.

I told him to leave his mum out of it. Fucking 10%er
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Tryhard fuccboi. Doesn't even use the references right.
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I love this.
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Originally Posted by Flipster23
Where's that 10% fuccboi at? He was talking shit about Kurt in another thread.

I told him to leave his mum out of it. Fucking 10%er
probably warranted
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Old 01-31-2018, 08:03 AM
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I love this.
Really J
You don't get knobs for lobs
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What's new with you, Matt?
How's the new cribbo? All set up, unpacked? Any pending projects still to get done?
DId you end up renting out your old place rather than sell?
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I have no idea what you're talking about
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