"I'm a big, nasty-assed, fucking Turkey Vulture, and you left your nice, shiny, modded car parked next to the dumpster on trash day. Now me and my buds are having a Rave Party on your roof. (nn-sey, nn-sey, nn-sey) Good thing you have State Farm, so you can avoid mayhem, like me...and my friends."

 

Do the jingle.....Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there....with an AR-15 and a bucket of fried chicken batter....

 

^

 

Hope you had Vulture coverage.

 

Obligatory it's totaled post.

 

sharky, where the fuck was your dog? should have unlease the beast

 

Bet the movie would go something like this...

 

^^^lol.

Aron that suck ass, this is why I hate bird in general, some time I go to the beach and praying there better be no bird land on my car or else they will face a serious issue, it seem like your car is gloss and make reflection of their own image so they then to use the beak to poke here and there.

 

all that garbage, and they eat weather stripping..... dumb birds

 

ouch sorry to see your car being tortured, next time you should cover your can and get a bb gun in handy and do some target practice and some damage back to them big suckers.

out of all the cars it gotta be yours and the one next to yours, I think its your rims and black car attracting them. they think your car is a big boss vulture.

 

Damn dude! How the hell did they mess up the weather stripping? That's...bizarre

I'm sure it'll look good as new. It's nice having a buddy with a paint booth

 

Damn that sucks. I wonder if is because they feel threaten. Bigger black version of them lol.

 

Lol I'm looking at this with my phone thinking a giant rock fell on your car.

 

oh HELL NO!! sharkie when are you going to learn? you have the car cover for a reason. it is kind of ominous... (sigh) sorry to see this. good luck with getting it all fixed.

 

isn't mayhem from allstate?

this would be a great mayhem commercial.

 

Seems like u got the worst of what Angry Birds can do. Bout two wks ago I was parked on a friends block, as I came outside there was Pigeon feathers everywhere & Pigeon meat all over my car. Some people was like watch out, there's a Hawk above you, it just came down & took da Pigeon to the top of the light & pole & started ripping that shit apart.

 

Next time tell her to grab a broom and go swinging on them fools!

 

Fresh new paint courtesy of the insurance company will do.

Plus you have pictures for proof.

 

Damn!!

 

It's apparent to me that Ravens aint got shit on Vultures.

They need to change the name to Baltimore Vultures.

That sucks man, but maybe you will get fresh paint.

 

hey shark didn't you mention on the other thread how come nobody has tried painting their car "battleship grey?" maybe this is what you call DESTINY

 

Last night I got to work, and about 30 minutes after I parked a HUGE flock of those god damn black birds you see flying everywhere (crockels or something like that)came and shat and sat on everyone's car in the damn lot. Carwash today

 

Thats what everbody says. Here let me change it lol

 

holy shit that messed up. Those bastards tore through the weatherstripping too??? I think I know what it is- they see their reflection in the black paint and glass and try to fight themselves or something...

I used to have a black Silverado SS and the crows would land on my side mirrors and peck at themselves in the paint. I had to leave my truck in a ride share lot every day for work and every day Id pull up and see them fly off my truck and land up in a tree. Soon enough I just put my .22 in the truck and when they flew up in the tree, I pulled it out of the back seat and capped one. It didnt stop em but it made me feel a lot better

 

 

get that thing in the shop before this storm hits us tonight and tomorrow. keep all water out of the weatherstripping

 

^^duct tape...that fixes everything!

 

hahah.. i dont know about all that.

 

damn bro that sucks... sergio showed me the pics the other day i couldn't believe it

 

just a little update, i will be taking my car to a body shop today (weather permitting) and i'll let you all know what the outcome is.

 

Good luck.

 

Good luck with that. Stay dry.

 

thanks, :aman:

thanks, ravi. the plan was to take it to the shop around noon today and leave it there, protected inside their building. problem is, they arent answering their phones so i assume they are closed today because of the storm...which sucks, because i didn't want my car outside during this hurricane.

we'll see what happens...

 

Hurricane > vultures

 

Aaron, you can't catch a break lately my man. Good luck and be safe bro

 

Yeah how is the hurricane up there?

 

thanks man, all is well.

wasn't so bad really. at least not in my area.

another update, dropped the car off yesterday at a shop and waiting on an estimate by this weekend to see what all needs to be done. i'll keep you all in the loop!

 

respray= no car cover for 3 mos. good luck.

 

Looks like the birds have good taste in cars . Guarantee if this was a POS they wouldn't have done this.

Best of luck aaron.

 

thanks for the heads up!

thanks man, appreciate it.