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Old 10-06-2009, 08:08 PM
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I will never park near a tree again...

This happened while I stopped at the grocery store tonight. Was there for about 20 minutes and I returned to find a million (maybe an exaggeration) birds pooping on my car. It was literally raining poop, I had to enter from the passenger side. My neighbors are all used to seeing me wash my car on Sunday's but most of them thought it was pretty funny that I was doing it a 8pm tonight.

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wow that is a lot of poop!!

I too hate parking under trees
Old 10-06-2009, 08:16 PM
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thats is a shitty car literally j/k

that sucks, I hope u washed that fast, because if that shit gets some sunlight, is goign to be worst.
Old 10-06-2009, 08:20 PM
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as long as you wash it and get rid of all the bird shit within a week, it should be okay. I left a bird poop on my car for about a week and didnt do any damage to the paint.
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Wash it tonight man i.e. that is at least what I would do....

Did you piss one of them off or something?
Old 10-06-2009, 08:40 PM
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should've bought a WDP..
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Wow! That's awful...... I'd at least hose it off.
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Holy crap! Literally!
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I washed it off immediately after putting away the groceries. Tomorrow I'm going to buy some bulk bird poison and exact my revenge
Old 10-06-2009, 09:13 PM
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Holy shit I have never seen anything like that!! After only 20 minutes good god! I hate birds.
Old 10-06-2009, 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Rafiton
thats is a shitty car literally j/k

that sucks, I hope u washed that fast, because if that shit gets some sunlight, is goign to be worst.
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LOL OMG so f*cking funny.....

LOL

I know i shouldn't be laughing but those comments were too funny.....
Old 10-06-2009, 09:28 PM
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WOW, thats crazy! 20 minutes. thats insane!!
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Damn that blows.

But really funny. Sorry.
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my friend thats GOOD LUCK for u.... holy shit!
Old 10-06-2009, 09:48 PM
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Lol, thats a lot of poop... I hate birds with a passion!
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boo ka ke ?!?!?!
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Tote, I'd almost like to see the "after" pictures....meaning after you wash it.
Old 10-06-2009, 10:29 PM
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Damn... I park under trees all the time and almost never get bird poop. The birds in your town must be hardcore.
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those bird blew shit up.. I wonder what they ate.. probably a bad case of viral gastroenteritis
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I think the funniest part is that you said you entered through the passenger side lol sorry, but I actually started laughing sitting here. Just thinking how pissed you looked, then having to enter the passenger side lol.

And you took a pic with your cell phone! Haha oh man I'm sure people passing you were all confused
Old 10-06-2009, 11:39 PM
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thats what u called a birdshit gang bang!
Old 10-06-2009, 11:48 PM
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Nuff said
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Originally Posted by Rafiton
thats is a shitty car literally j/k

that sucks, I hope u washed that fast, because if that shit gets some sunlight, is goign to be worst.
lol that ture...thats shits gona get realy hard...and harder to come off
Old 10-07-2009, 12:12 AM
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wwwhhhaaattt! lol
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HOLY shit literally LOL!
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Originally Posted by Steven Bell
Tote, I'd almost like to see the "after" pictures....meaning after you wash it.
Just did a quick wash...it was dark out and my exterior garage lights are dim. I'll do a more thorough job after work tomorrow.

I think the funniest part is that you said you entered through the passenger side lol sorry, but I actually started laughing sitting here. Just thinking how pissed you looked, then having to enter the passenger side lol.
Amazingly I stopped being pissed after I climbed into the car. I was laughing pretty hard at that point myself.

The birds in our town do tend to flock together. I've regularly seen groups of thousands flying into various neighborhoods. It was so bad over the summer that the university resorted to firing off percussion bombs to try and scare them away from common areas...
Old 10-07-2009, 03:02 AM
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nasty...havent seen that much poop on one car, ever.
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you got violated son. lol
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Hahaaha sorry. I got it once like that in the middle of the parking lot (no trees) in high school. I thought someone had shot my car up with paint balls.
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okay at first i had to laugh but then i felt really sorry lol that sucks!!

hope that shit comes off easily
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Could've been worst




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wow i cant believe all that happened in 20 mins. i hope all of that came but thats just ungodly how much crap is on your car
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Are you guys serious? Don't you know? Birds freaking HATE Acuras.
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WOW!!!!! after seeing this i will never park under a tree.
Old 10-07-2009, 01:51 PM
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I am never, ever, ever, ever parking under a tree again. hahaha... As for that other picture with the car covered in poop, I'm gonna yack! hahaha

PEACE!
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I'd have the BB gun out just picking off random birds from my bedroom window!!! LOL
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ah that sux.. there are a buncha trees where I work and everyday I get a bunch of red needles all over my car from them.. lame!
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Originally Posted by lldknyll26
as long as you wash it and get rid of all the bird shit within a week, it should be okay. I left a bird poop on my car for about a week and didnt do any damage to the paint.
You're lucky... I had a bird poop on my car in the morning after I parked at work... When I got back to my car after work, I found the bird poop, and used the detail spray and microfiber towel I have in my trunk to take care of it... However, because the sun baked the bird poop, it already etched the paint... Of course I'm probably the only one that knows it's there, but if you look where the poop was, you can see an etch around where the blob was.... And this was after only about 8 hours or less sitting in the sun...


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