I will never park near a tree again...
#1
I will never park near a tree again...
This happened while I stopped at the grocery store tonight. Was there for about 20 minutes and I returned to find a million (maybe an exaggeration) birds pooping on my car. It was literally raining poop, I had to enter from the passenger side. My neighbors are all used to seeing me wash my car on Sunday's but most of them thought it was pretty funny that I was doing it a 8pm tonight.
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#5
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Wash it tonight man i.e. that is at least what I would do....
Did you piss one of them off or something?
Did you piss one of them off or something?
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#6
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
should've bought a WDP..
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#8
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Holy crap! Literally!
#13
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Damn that blows.
But really funny. Sorry.
But really funny. Sorry.
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Tote, I'd almost like to see the "after" pictures....meaning after you wash it.
#20
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I think the funniest part is that you said you entered through the passenger side lol sorry, but I actually started laughing sitting here. Just thinking how pissed you looked, then having to enter the passenger side lol.
And you took a pic with your cell phone! Haha oh man I'm sure people passing you were all confused
And you took a pic with your cell phone! Haha oh man I'm sure people passing you were all confused
#26
I think the funniest part is that you said you entered through the passenger side lol sorry, but I actually started laughing sitting here. Just thinking how pissed you looked, then having to enter the passenger side lol.
The birds in our town do tend to flock together. I've regularly seen groups of thousands flying into various neighborhoods. It was so bad over the summer that the university resorted to firing off percussion bombs to try and scare them away from common areas...
#32
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Could've been worst
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#35
Are you guys serious? Don't you know? Birds freaking HATE Acuras.
#37
ADVANCE.
I am never, ever, ever, ever parking under a tree again. hahaha... As for that other picture with the car covered in poop, I'm gonna yack! hahaha
PEACE!
PEACE!
#40
Drifting
You're lucky... I had a bird poop on my car in the morning after I parked at work... When I got back to my car after work, I found the bird poop, and used the detail spray and microfiber towel I have in my trunk to take care of it... However, because the sun baked the bird poop, it already etched the paint... Of course I'm probably the only one that knows it's there, but if you look where the poop was, you can see an etch around where the blob was.... And this was after only about 8 hours or less sitting in the sun...