Taylor is Legend

aight check this. my compadre, hes russian, believes his jetta, 99 (E/I) can take my 04 TL. he says he beat his bros 02TL, which i dont believe at all. so anyway, we go out to race, and we pull into a parkin lot to talk and grab folks to watch. we leave out the other exit, which has a SPEED BUMP. i lead the way, and he is right behind me. he starts to go over the bump, verrrrry slowly. i was like WTF cmon wuss. SO i find out why. the boy gets STUCK on the bump. like balances there. completely stuck. what an idiot.

anyway, needless to say. he gives up fior the day, too embarrassed. besides, gettin humiliated twice is no good for anyone. except shaq. with his free throws. o haha