The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
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Bruhs..
Have any of you guys dated a girl that wasn't freaky?!?!
Or have only dated straight up chicks who aren't nasty freaks?!?!
Have any of you guys dated a girl that wasn't freaky?!?!
Or have only dated straight up chicks who aren't nasty freaks?!?!
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That guy is a saint. He could have easily died trying to save the dog. Holy fuck balls that's brave and crazy.
im pretty sure it took a week for his testicles to thaw and drop down again. Even in ladiboi's mouf, it still would have taken 5 days.
im pretty sure it took a week for his testicles to thaw and drop down again. Even in ladiboi's mouf, it still would have taken 5 days.
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Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
#relationshipgoals
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Take a shit on me!
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I mean, I can't say I've ever had a girl ask me to defecate on her, but there was this one chick back in university... Straight up daddy's girl, 3.9 gpa, innocent as fuck, only banged one other guy that she dated for a few years prior... Fuck me.... I couldn't produce semen fast enough for her to drain it
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But apparently telling her she was fucked up, just like her fucked up mom, wasn't the right thing to say.
who knew?
who knew?
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fuck all over campus amirite? yep..
I once fucked in the ladies bathroom across our main lab.. some girl kept banging on the door.
Fuck off unless you want to join!
I once fucked in the ladies bathroom across our main lab.. some girl kept banging on the door.
Fuck off unless you want to join!
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you fucked her mom too.. shit Taco.. need to be giving you more points in here.
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I fucked her on the counter of the women's bathroom in the basement of one of the engineering buildings. No one ever went down there
fucked her in the engineering club office, fucked her in the pingpong room, fucked her in the storage room... Oddly, never fucked her in a lecture hall. #missedopportunities
fucked her in the engineering club office, fucked her in the pingpong room, fucked her in the storage room... Oddly, never fucked her in a lecture hall. #missedopportunities
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Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
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Nasty makeout session with my chick in big chem lecture.. probably 200 students.. all like wtf
Shit got real.. got the fuck out and banged in the girls bathroom..
Probably easier to name the places I didn't bone in school.. #humblebrag
How the fuck I didn't have a kid back then.. I have no fucking idea.. maybe I do.. idk.
Shit got real.. got the fuck out and banged in the girls bathroom..
Probably easier to name the places I didn't bone in school.. #humblebrag
How the fuck I didn't have a kid back then.. I have no fucking idea.. maybe I do.. idk.
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I miss uni/college
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I'm gonna go sign up for a class or two...
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
MILF opportunities.. that's my life now.
To be young and dumb again.. well young in your case Taco
I did get mad pressured to throw some dick by three ladies old enough to be my mom back in college
Two had kids around the age of 10-12 and one, the elder of the three, had no kids
I mean mad pressure.. If I was the nasty freak I am now, then.. I would have banged so hard bro!
But.. I had a variety of opportunities then.. No regrats
To be young and dumb again.. well young in your case Taco
I did get mad pressured to throw some dick by three ladies old enough to be my mom back in college
Two had kids around the age of 10-12 and one, the elder of the three, had no kids
I mean mad pressure.. If I was the nasty freak I am now, then.. I would have banged so hard bro!
But.. I had a variety of opportunities then.. No regrats
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Morning, gents. Y'all in here reliving your glory (hole) days and not one mention of your exploits at OCH?
LOL...Majofo's escapades read like the story of the 40 year old virgin mixed with some penthouse forum letters
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TacoBello (06-15-2017)
precisely!
Good morning, Joe Fuck.
Jade has been with her old owner a week and supposedly adapting well.
So far, Kali is staying with B as she's not much work and hasn't been acting out.
Mom called me to tell me her ex boyfriend's daughter and son that have a huge plot and house outside Atlanta would take one or both of them if need be. I told B to consider it.
Good morning, Joe Fuck.
Jade has been with her old owner a week and supposedly adapting well.
So far, Kali is staying with B as she's not much work and hasn't been acting out.
Mom called me to tell me her ex boyfriend's daughter and son that have a huge plot and house outside Atlanta would take one or both of them if need be. I told B to consider it.
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hell no bro.. ask Gus why
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rockstar143 (06-15-2017)
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2x the hours to drop the trans from what I hear
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rockstar143 (06-15-2017)
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I paid close attention to those years and tons of issues.. didn't get ironed out til 09 iirc.
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lemon party?
Good call Joe...thanks!
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I'll probably die pretty soon. 103+ for 7 days starting tomorrow.
Sweaty ass balls, if wouldn't get in trouble id just walk around with my balls out.
Sweaty ass balls, if wouldn't get in trouble id just walk around with my balls out.
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pfft.. stop being a pussy
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get some of those special undies... I think they're called saxx, or something? They keep things separated, if you catch what I mean, and help keep things cool.
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I was taking a piss.. bumped into the human penguin at work..
then as I'm taking a piss, one of our boards guy (old fucker) comes in and pisses in the urinal next to me..
He was nearly hugging the urinal.. he was so deep the curved bottom part was past his ass.
I mean.. does he have such a minuscule penis that he doesn't want people seeing (we know bruh)
Or trying to contain splashed piss to his pants
I laughed.. maybe the fact that I was pissing from 3 feet away made him uncomfortable.. idk.
then as I'm taking a piss, one of our boards guy (old fucker) comes in and pisses in the urinal next to me..
He was nearly hugging the urinal.. he was so deep the curved bottom part was past his ass.
I mean.. does he have such a minuscule penis that he doesn't want people seeing (we know bruh)
Or trying to contain splashed piss to his pants
I laughed.. maybe the fact that I was pissing from 3 feet away made him uncomfortable.. idk.
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I always laugh at the huggers. Kind of gross too.