The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
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Joto...
Check this out mang.. ESV.. that stands for Emagine iS a V
https://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/cto/6036146075.html
How bout this mano.. guaranteed no more than 2 major accidentos.. llame juan
https://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/cto/6019059425.html
Remember this one.. it was in that Wayne video.. fit like 12 hoes.. clean vato
https://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/cto/6035303012.html
This one is guaranteed to have only been dismantled 4 times by DEA.. might find a prize
https://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/cto/6026437765.html
It's pricier.. but it's money green mang.. say no mo..
https://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/cto/6053362002.html
Then the ultimate.. shiett.. turn the V into horde control meat vagon..
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/cto/6051591743.html
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Check this out mang.. ESV.. that stands for Emagine iS a V
https://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/cto/6036146075.html
How bout this mano.. guaranteed no more than 2 major accidentos.. llame juan
https://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/cto/6019059425.html
Remember this one.. it was in that Wayne video.. fit like 12 hoes.. clean vato
https://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/cto/6035303012.html
This one is guaranteed to have only been dismantled 4 times by DEA.. might find a prize
https://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/cto/6026437765.html
It's pricier.. but it's money green mang.. say no mo..
https://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/cto/6053362002.html
Then the ultimate.. shiett.. turn the V into horde control meat vagon..
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/cto/6051591743.html
justlookinout
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morning fam
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definitely needed a steaming cup of this morning...
could not fall asleep for the life of me.
could not fall asleep for the life of me.
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Been working on my taxes at night.
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ah, the tax man cometh.
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My CPA is on holidays. I gave him 2 months off and the keys to my yacht. Figured my other CPA could do the work. But I don't like the way he does his hair, so sadly, I'm left up to my own devices.
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I'm not talking about your Certified Pubic Anal-yst...
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Nope. Taxes aren't exactly brain surgery. Although, in the last few years, I've started using software instead of filling out paper forms by hand.
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Plus, I'd need to *pay* a CPA to do it.
pay for something... As if!
pay for something... As if!
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trader for services wink wink... nudge nudge
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yeah, we just use one of them fancy software thingies for our taxes. They walk you through it, step by step.
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Pfffttt.. fuck joe being awesome and shit..
Filed taxes yesterday.. I only withheld half of what I owe..
Kiss my ass!! (rubs ass on screen)
I usually paper file, but it's so much energy
and I'm good with maffs.. just not simple maffs
carry the 1 minus letter f.. and I owe 15 fucking thousand dollars
lets just erase that shit..
IRS is sophisticated these days.. catch my maff mistakes
Only owe 69 dollars..
Filed taxes yesterday.. I only withheld half of what I owe..
Kiss my ass!! (rubs ass on screen)
I usually paper file, but it's so much energy
and I'm good with maffs.. just not simple maffs
carry the 1 minus letter f.. and I owe 15 fucking thousand dollars
lets just erase that shit..
IRS is sophisticated these days.. catch my maff mistakes
Only owe 69 dollars..
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software thinggeess cost me money because 1099-B
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Hell, I'm to cheap to buy name brand software. I know a lot of people use the H&R Block tax program... I went down to the shops in Chinatown where you can get the knockoff handbags and picked up something called R&H BIock. It pretty much does the same thing but I have to guess about a few things since my Mandarin is pretty weak and google does some funny translations some time.
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I changed my withholdings at the beginning of Q4 so I wouldn't give too big of a interest-free loan to the man. Got a very small refund, next time i'll shoot for less.
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what's 1099-B?
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"Writing Place (1): Make kid name of how many to support if this year"
Uhhhh... I guess that's WagonJr?
Uhhhh... I guess that's WagonJr?
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Did my taxes beginning of February. Already got my dollar hairs. Sitting in the bank. Going down to one income helped......
Good thing is I don't have to pay $3000 in child care.....
Good thing is I don't have to pay $3000 in child care.....
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yes, but the point of ramblings thread is to ramble. So rather than google and sit in silence, I ask stoopid questions because I'm a looser.
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I'll do decent next year.
4 deductions.
Pull out game weak!
4 deductions.
Pull out game weak!
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So I've been going back and forth on picking up 1 of these for each bathroom. With little kids that forget to turn off the lights...
Lutron Maestro 2 Amp Single-Pole Occupancy Sensing Switch - White-MS-OPS2H-WH - The Home Depot
Lutron Maestro 2 Amp Single-Pole Occupancy Sensing Switch - White-MS-OPS2H-WH - The Home Depot
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do it.
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but why would you need 3 for each bathroom?
#grammarhumor
#grammarhumor
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just spank them until they learn how to turn off the lights. That's what my parents did
Best of all, it was free.
Best of all, it was free.
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I'm going to adopt like 6 messicans this year.. fuck paying taxes mang.
So two positive things..
So two positive things..
El Cheeto approved +19B budget to NASA
my question is.. is that on top of their budget (2x) or pretty much saying you guys still have a job?
Also..my question is.. is that on top of their budget (2x) or pretty much saying you guys still have a job?
El Pinche Pinche told repubs that if they don't pass his health bill, they gonna lose next term...
well... many of them don't like his bill because it's apparently similar to ACA... shiett.
well... many of them don't like his bill because it's apparently similar to ACA... shiett.
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Looking for a new job.
I'll be whoring it up for a while.....
I'll be whoring it up for a while.....
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I wonder if Cheeto's days are numbered in the oval office. Seems to be moving that way, but nothing substantial has come out yet... that the public knows, anyway.
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Fuck that.. I like to sit in the shitter for like 30-45 minutes..
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"I want you to go to Mars, on half the budget you have now"
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"Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time"
How do you deal with pinching your sciatic nerve and standing up only to fall to the ground because your legs fall asleep?
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How do you deal with pinching your sciatic nerve and standing up only to fall to the ground because your legs fall asleep?
asking for a friend
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I'm going to adopt like 6 messicans this year.. fuck paying taxes mang.
So two positive things..
So two positive things..
El Cheeto approved +19B budget to NASA
my question is.. is that on top of their budget (2x) or pretty much saying you guys still have a job?
Also..my question is.. is that on top of their budget (2x) or pretty much saying you guys still have a job?
El Pinche Pinche told repubs that if they don't pass his health bill, they gonna lose next term...
well... many of them don't like his bill because it's apparentlysimilar to much worse than ACA... shiett.
well... many of them don't like his bill because it's apparently
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