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Old 09-22-2016, 11:51 AM
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my stupid fucking office building installed an APP controlled locks and security gates.
Talk about fucking douchey, having to have your phone just to enter the fuckin building.
That sounds super fucking secure.. ........................ ............ NOT

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and it isnt instantaneous like RFID is... activate the bluetooth by rotating my phone 90 degrees and I have to wait at least 5 seconds for the app and lock to talk to each other.

so, you get a bunch of people waiting at the door or garage entrance waving a phone at a little black box
Just drive through it.. drive through it all.. fuck it.
You'll be herald as teh people's champ
endless pussy and ass to go around
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dafuq, this is where all you guise hide...
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dafuq, this is where all you guise hide...
Duh!


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Originally Posted by Majofo
I like to free hand
A lot of artist use forms, and there's nothing wrong with that
But it feels cheap.. unauthentic reps cuzz.
I'm ok.. back in the day it was about trying different styles, arrows, backgrounds, flares, etc.
Took me a while to focus on the art.. that part is tough, it's difficult to do murals.
Some guys draft what they want to do, plan the background first and edge it over.
The real good guys can go in and just start something from nothing and look amazing..
that ain't me cuhh.. I be like.. this looks like mierda! Hope somebody writes over it..

dis gotta be you...



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Old 09-22-2016, 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
That sounds super fucking secure.. ........................ ............ NOT



Just drive through it.. drive through it all.. fuck it.
You'll be herald as teh people's champ
endless pussy and ass to go around
doit

bro, you know they charge people to fix the gate if they break it!?
lol fuck that
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bro, you know they charge people to fix the gate if they break it!?
lol fuck that
Pusssayyyyy
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
Pusssayyyyy
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I AM NOT a pussy for NOT wanting to BREAK something that I would have to PAY FOR.
Furthermore, you dont walk in my shoes, so you cant tell me shit. [/JonRant]
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Old 09-22-2016, 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Y'all vatos think the smartwatch will be the next douche magnet?
I saw someone pay with their smart watch a few weeks back and I thought..
what a fucking douche.
Maybe I'm just jelly anus.
Personally.. I think it's the next bluetooth ear piece.
Like taking your fucking huge iPad around to take pictures / video.
I think it could go both ways(like most of us).
I don't see it being like the BT earpieces as the watch's with NFC are usually kinda expensive. Maybe it'll be like selfie sticks where they're real big for awhile then no one uses them or they get banned from places :idk:
Could also end up a flop like google glass.

Originally Posted by justnspace
my stupid fucking office building installed an APP controlled locks and security gates.
Talk about fucking douchey, having to have your phone just to enter the fuckin building.
That sounds counter intuitive, although I was considering getting an RFID implanted in my palm so I could be on the robots side when the uprising happens.
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Obamamnotbad.jpg.


Needs more butthurt though..


This place is fucking toxic, I'll be back tomorrow
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although I was considering getting an RFID implanted in my palm so I could be on the robots side when the uprising happens.
Bruhzzz you slacking..... We've all done that already... Except we implanted it in our scrotums..
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Mobile check in and opening hotel room with phone is nice though. Don't have to go to the check in desk to grab a shitty key
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Originally Posted by T.K

That sounds counter intuitive, although I was considering getting an RFID implanted in my palm so I could be on the robots side when the uprising happens.
it sucks. I think the thought was, every one carries their phone and will make it easier and maybe attract new tenants, so lets spend $50 mil on installation, but wait, we're losing tenants because the oil and gas industry isnt doing well. but lets spend that $50 mil anyway.

it totally sucks, as you'll see people waving their phone like idiots
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Old 09-22-2016, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
Bruhzzz you slacking..... We've all done that already... Except we implanted it in our scrotums..
y'all on that next level, i'm still in the Fisher Price section
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y'all on that next level, i'm still in the Fisher Price section
They still allowing paedophiles there?!?


They kicked me out last time ;(
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Originally Posted by justnspace
it sucks. I think the thought was, every one carries their phone and will make it easier and maybe attract new tenants, so lets spend $50 mil on installation, but wait, we're losing tenants because the oil and gas industry isnt doing well. but lets spend that $50 mil anyway.

it totally sucks, as you'll see people waving their phone like idiots
I get that. They're remodeling our Global HQ in downtown Austin and they added this ridiculous badge activated turnstyle in reception. There's only one in/out section, and only one person can badge through at a time, so theres a line out the front door of employees waiting to badge past this turnstyle. Then on top of that since they're remodeling every floor they have 2 of the 4 elevators dedicated to the construction crew so you wait in line at the turnstyle....to wait in line for the elevator.
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
They still allowing paedophiles there?!?
They kicked me out last time ;(
You just gotta play it cool. I usually get into one of the display Power Wheels and roll around seeing who likes candy.
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Old 09-22-2016, 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted by T.K
I get that. They're remodeling our Global HQ in downtown Austin and they added this ridiculous badge activated turnstyle in reception. There's only one in/out section, and only one person can badge through at a time, so theres a line out the front door of employees waiting to badge past this turnstyle. Then on top of that since they're remodeling every floor they have 2 of the 4 elevators dedicated to the construction crew so you wait in line at the turnstyle....to wait in line for the elevator.
and ALL I want to do is get to work on time.
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Old 09-22-2016, 12:21 PM
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You just gotta play it cool. I usually get into one of the display Power Wheels and roll around seeing who likes candy.



Do they got Power Wheels vans yet???

Asking for a friend
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Old 09-22-2016, 12:22 PM
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Mobile check in and opening hotel room with phone is nice though. Don't have to go to the check in desk to grab a shitty key


It would feel so weird before when I would walk straight to the guests rooms..
Now it's totally common..
Housekeeping.. you need gravy for butthole???
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building management also remodeled the break room, with six tv's () and a "Fresh Market" that sells like healthy expensive stuff, but like the sushi is still there from opening day... err. lol

to get people to go in there, they offer free foods on thursdays... last week it was personal sized bowls of oatmeal by red millz.
today, it was chia seed bars! (I grabbed like 6)
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6 TVs.. for 5 people.
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6 TVs.. for 5 people.
you need an app to listen to the tv's...
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dis gotta be you...



Originally Posted by justnspace
bro, you know they charge people to fix the gate if they break it!?
lol fuck that
I guess you don't want ass..

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Sounds like maybe Hitler won after all.
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Originally Posted by thoiboi

Do they got Power Wheels vans yet???
Asking for a friend
Yea, they're called power squeals

Originally Posted by justnspace
building management also remodeled the break room, with six tv's () and a "Fresh Market" that sells like healthy expensive stuff, but like the sushi is still there from opening day... err. lol
to get people to go in there, they offer free foods on thursdays... last week it was personal sized bowls of oatmeal by red millz.
today, it was chia seed bars! (I grabbed like 6)
lmao, Whole Foods=Whole Wallet
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Damn I love Mr. Ferrel.
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Maj, you watch Silicon Valley?

Shoot, that might be HBO...you no has HBO, verdad?
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Originally Posted by justnspace
you need an app to listen to the tv's...
I'd burn that place to the ground


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you would lose your shit at that show.
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Maj, you watch Silicon Valley?

Shoot, that might be HBO...you no has HBO, verdad?
I read Dilbert, comprende?
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non, no nintendo as Betty would say...
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and no lie, every time i walk in a room i get this reaction

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you would lose your shit at that show.
Silicon Valley dick jerk algorithm - YouTube
Fucking amateurs.. two dicks per hand, two dick in mouth, two dicks in butt, one dick per foot.. that's 10 dicks.
Where's dick bike.. confirm maff.
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Back from gymming...


And I see I just had to edit some posts. You boneheads lose some IQ or something?


C'mon guys.
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Hey ninjas

Saw Drake last night, with Future. Bitchezzzzz galore. Couple of strippers (they had to be strippers) were sitting behind me in some near non existent clothes with some big fucking tittays hanging out. Kept looking over my shoulder

I couldn't believe the good (and bad) type of poon at the show.

The guy puts on a good show, that's for sure. Entertaining until the end. I'll post a couple pics later.

Wifey wanted to go to the after party to give him a round of BJs... Pulled up to the club... Busy as fuck on a Wednesday night... Cops everywhere... We get in... $120 cover per person. FUCK. THAT. Plus it was 12:30 by the time we got there... Well last call is 1:00am here I believe, and bars have to shut down by 2. Why the fuck would anyone pay to see the motherfucker, scratching his balls in the VIP section for an hour? We were 50 feet from him at the show. Good enough. Let's go home.
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