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Old 03-01-2018 | 10:30 AM
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A Model X was behind me this morning at a light. I open up the caddy about 50% and she right on my ass.
Fuck you ho, long sweeping turn coming up to work.. cya! I put a couple of buslengths on the turn.
But the mofo cought up.. takes the same turn to work. Basic bitch.
I had a similar situation earlier this week, except both cars were much slower
Old 03-01-2018 | 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
A Model X was behind me this morning at a light. I open up the caddy about 50% and she right on my ass.
Fuck you ho, long sweeping turn coming up to work.. cya! I put a couple of buslengths on the turn.
But the mofo cought up.. takes the same turn to work. Basic bitch.
must have been humbling
Old 03-01-2018 | 10:45 AM
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Pharma Bro begging for his life
He could face 20 years
Get ready to Bro Down Pharma Bro
skreli?!?!


OR kurt?
Old 03-01-2018 | 10:50 AM
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I need to fill-up
I also need gas
Old 03-01-2018 | 10:51 AM
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bet she needs a charge too
Old 03-01-2018 | 11:06 AM
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That Ty$ and YG song EX okay
But it just gave me them real vibes
Gotta stay OG cuhh

Old 03-01-2018 | 11:11 AM
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Even the most sensitive nostrils need a 'wiff' of burnt hydrocarbons every once in a while.
When it reduces down, you both are burning hundred million year old sunlight; that is, if she's not charged on atoms.
Old 03-01-2018 | 11:14 AM
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I got my dose of wakeup when I hit the parking structure
Model X had to go buy a $10 skim soy latte
Old 03-01-2018 | 11:22 AM
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Noone around here has skim soy


I'm moving to Austin
Old 03-01-2018 | 11:54 AM
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Old 03-01-2018 | 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
I got my dose of wakeup when I hit the parking structure
Model X had to go buy a $10 skim soy latte
lol, that may be true about your 'wakeup'; however, think about it this way. If she's playing with your V on the road, then most likely she's done it, excitedly, before to others as well. As a result, while standing there waiting for her $10 skim soy latte, she's enjoying that glistening between her pudendal cleft. That would put a 'hop' in her step and not a bad way to start off the day.

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Old 03-01-2018 | 12:45 PM
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My sebaceous glands are moist
Old 03-01-2018 | 12:56 PM
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GD Kurt, your impression of a Pussy is uncanny

Old 03-01-2018 | 12:57 PM
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Shit, that's not Kurt, it's Taco
He's really become Alpha AF
307K Views.. Shiettt.. He's a millionaire.


Old 03-01-2018 | 12:58 PM
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Gawddamn! You can kick a field goal through that gap in his chicklets.
Old 03-01-2018 | 01:04 PM
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Or suck 3 dicks (J)
Old 03-01-2018 | 01:06 PM
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I heard he banged Jeff's girl

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Old 03-01-2018 | 01:08 PM
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Drake fell off.. take notes fuccboi

Old 03-01-2018 | 01:45 PM
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fucking love shooting star vids

That guy is the OG Mr steal yo girl..
Old 03-01-2018 | 03:03 PM
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Greedo vibes today

Old 03-02-2018 | 02:29 AM
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Got some buzz.. let's see how far this will go this round

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Old 03-02-2018 | 02:54 AM
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I'm buzzin ninja
on shiner bock
because work
It's friday bitches

gonna get lit
starting early?
Yes.

I think Flip ded.
Someone call his pops.
It fucking snowed in Sac Town
That's fucking bananas.
Old 03-02-2018 | 04:30 AM
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Hell yep.
Old 03-02-2018 | 04:35 AM
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That's a good ad, but won't sell when it has to compete with an all caps nonsense title ad. You need more of this:

2006 AUDI A3 SILVER WITH GREY CLOTH INTERIOR AM/FM/CD ICE COLD A/C DOUBLE MOON-ROOF AUTOMATIC, POWER WINDODW, POWER DOORS, POWER MIRRORS, AWD, NICE TIRES, DRIVES AND RUNS GOOD, WELL SERVICED CALL AT show contact info OR show contact info Y SE HABLA ESPANOL AL show contact info

THIS VEHICLE IS LOCATED ON FT LAUDERDALE FLORIDA

CASH PRICE *** $3499 ***
See? The shouting shows how good it is. And a tile like this would help:
2006 AUDI A3 WAGON DOUBLE ROOF TURBOCHARGER - $3499
See how the double roof turbocharger intrigues you and makes you want to read more?
Old 03-02-2018 | 08:32 AM
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Happy Friday
Old 03-02-2018 | 08:35 AM
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happy friday fellas!
Old 03-02-2018 | 08:43 AM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
That's a good ad, but won't sell when it has to compete with an all caps nonsense title ad. You need more of this:



See? The shouting shows how good it is. And a tile like this would help:


See how the double roof turbocharger intrigues you and makes you want to read more?
I hear you homie

I'm going for that subliminal

word game 2018
Old 03-02-2018 | 09:08 AM
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happy friday migos
Old 03-02-2018 | 09:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
I hear you homie

I'm going for that subliminal

word game 2018


Fuck, that's what i get for internetting at 3am. Normally I can pick up on that kind of shenanigans right away.

Well (butt) played, well (butt) played.
Old 03-02-2018 | 10:23 AM
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It's March.. Flip Ded.. J headed to Vegas.
Kurt don't brow down.
Fuck it.
Old 03-02-2018 | 10:54 AM
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Perspective my ninja

Houston woman, whose skeletal remains were found in wall, slipped through attic floor | Fox News

You ain't shit and life goes on.
Old 03-02-2018 | 11:02 AM
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Comment section is too much

She was actually the former hide & go seek world champion
Old 03-02-2018 | 11:09 AM
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strict warmup routine, let idle for 20 minutes in the morning. Car goes through automatic car wash every week. Flawless paint1!!1
Old 03-02-2018 | 11:11 AM
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Them cats mang
Old 03-02-2018 | 11:12 AM
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Shit Kurt Shit Posting
Old 03-02-2018 | 11:12 AM
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i'm allergic to cats
Old 03-02-2018 | 11:12 AM
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You're allergic to Pussy
Makes sense
Old 03-02-2018 | 11:14 AM
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richards on the other hand...
Old 03-02-2018 | 11:17 AM
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Count your blessings

Old 03-02-2018 | 11:21 AM
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I can't lie though.. when they talked about a feast for CNY.. and then panned to the cat.
I was a little worried.



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