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Old 01-21-2016, 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Roland_Bluntzs
I joined Law and Order SVU because I thought they solved ANUS crimes. I misheard that altogether. Turns out they solve heinous crimes. Dafuq I wanna do that for tho?!

In fact, "Dafuq I wanna do that for tho" was how I gave my 2mins notice. Microwaved a whole fish as my parting gift. Then left that building. That was heinous crime AF.

They did solve that crime though. I never get away with anything :'(
WTF?

I guess we can all go home now. Because this guy seems to be all of us.

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Old 01-21-2016, 12:52 PM
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crappy cellphone pic...
Don't cell phones have white balancing now ?



i'm jk bruh
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Old 01-21-2016, 12:54 PM
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I'm going to ban myself now.

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I've been exposed.
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Old 01-21-2016, 01:00 PM
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whatchu talking about ninja
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Old 01-21-2016, 01:03 PM
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cUlo said it.
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Old 01-21-2016, 01:05 PM
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I just need to crank out 7 more posts and I'll be :justnspace:-ing myself.

And I don't mean getting crabs.
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Old 01-21-2016, 01:09 PM
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Don't cell phones have white balancing now ?
You know that if I tried using "white balancing", I'd be called a racist, reported and banned for life.
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Old 01-21-2016, 01:11 PM
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#Whiteoscars
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Old 01-21-2016, 01:13 PM
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You know that if I tried using "white balancing", I'd be called a racist, reported and banned for life.
well done young padawan.. you didn't fall for the trap
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Old 01-21-2016, 01:13 PM
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#Whiteoscars
*Oscars
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Old 01-21-2016, 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Roland_Bluntzs
Thank you all for being my friend.
Yes. Yes...

Let your guard down.

And to quote Maynard, "Relax, turn around and take my hand."

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Old 01-21-2016, 01:17 PM
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I smell fresh blood...
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Old 01-21-2016, 01:17 PM
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I smell fresh blood...
Did your period start today?
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Old 01-21-2016, 01:19 PM
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No, I tore my asshole, after a Pyrex beaker shattered in my ass. Blood everywhere.

#1man1jar
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Old 01-21-2016, 01:20 PM
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The is "ambitious"

Shall we see *how* ambitious?
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Is he challenging me?
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Old 01-21-2016, 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
No, I tore my asshole, after a Pyrex beaker shattered in my ass. Blood everywhere.

#1man1jar
#JustManlyManThings
#LemonPartyFavors
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Old 01-21-2016, 01:21 PM
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Get that Preparation H ready broham...
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Old 01-21-2016, 01:23 PM
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Come at me, bro.
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Old 01-21-2016, 01:24 PM
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Why flip, do you have hemorrhoids?
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Old 01-21-2016, 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
No, I tore my asshole, after a Pyrex beaker shattered in my ass. Blood everywhere.

#1man1jar
Should have started with the graduated cylinder, then to the volumetric flask before graduating to the beaker...


too ambitious


#chemistryjokesfordays
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Originally Posted by Techneecs
Cum on me, bro.
The GAME. IS. ON!
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Old 01-21-2016, 01:25 PM
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Come at me, bro.
23 posts in four years... Not sure it's worth my time
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
Should have started with the graduated cylinder, then to the volumetric flask before graduating to the beaker...


too ambitious


#chemistryjokesfordays
Go big or go home. Amirite.
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The GAME. IS. ON!
Was it ever off?



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Old 01-21-2016, 01:30 PM
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that's what Kevin says
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23 posts in four years... Not sure it's worth my time
lol lurker for life
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Old 01-21-2016, 01:30 PM
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justnthanks isn't even posting and still managed to leave the gate open, eh?

Or did we just trade Maj, Crabs, and PB for some rookie draft picks?

Well I hope everyone gets the drippydick anyway.
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Old 01-21-2016, 01:31 PM
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justnthanks isn't even posting and still managed to leave the gate open, eh?

Or did we just trade Maj, Crabs, and PB for some rookie draft picks?

Well I hope everyone gets the drippydick anyway.
one more to go ninja!!
better make it count playa
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Old 01-21-2016, 01:45 PM
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I have my performance review in about 45 minutes.

Not sure if "sat on AZ for 98% of my work day" will result in a good review.

I also had to fill out a bunch of paper work, saying what I did over the last year, what I learned, where I need to focus, etc. I replied "AZ" for everything.
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I've never post counted.
When I do look at my posts I'm like WTF...I spend too much time on here.
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No J left the gate open
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Just met a hawt bank teller big ol boobies. Her name was Alicia, she was Mexican dough. Now I feel like fish tacos
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Old 01-21-2016, 02:10 PM
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Just met a hawt bank teller big ol boobies. Her name was Alicia, she was Mexican dough. Now I feel like fish tacos
why couldnt I have anytbing like this at my old company
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I have my performance review in about 45 minutes.

Not sure if "sat on AZ for 98% of my work day" will result in a good review.

I also had to fill out a bunch of paper work, saying what I did over the last year, what I learned, where I need to focus, etc. I replied "AZ" for everything.
Noob...

You lose,

You were supposed to say "I excelled and exceeded expectations this past year at salad tossing and waisism calling"
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Noob...

You lose,

You were supposed to say "I excelled and exceeded expectations this past year at salad tossing and waisism calling"
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