Majofo

I have the most POSTs up in that bitch :ladiboi:

thoiboi

i meant personal experience

Majofo

What part of.. we don't tattle did you not understand?

TacoBello

Not gonna lie, my job is a bit of a joke. I'm expected to work 35 hours per week. If I want the extra day off every two weeks, I have to work a whopping 40 hours per week, so it ends up being 40 hours one week, 32 hours the next week, on and on. My work/life balance is pretty gravy.

Of course, 30 hours of that time is spend on AZ...

Majofo

I had this hot 23 year old science teacher in 8th grade.. one of my bros put a condom on the water fountain outside her class.. and one of the girls was like.. eww Ms. [Redacted], there's a condom on the water fountain. We all follow her outside as she goes to the water fountain.

She says, it's just a condom, snaps the condom off as water splashes about her face, looks at me.. and winks.

9 months later, she's a mother.

Franchise1124

Majofo

Any of you fuckers have a mother who used to be a science teacher right out of college?

Majofo

because...

TacoBello

I gotta agree... I thought I'd never even consider a Ford, but these new Mustangs are something else. Sexy looking with crazy performance.

thoiboi

Flipster23

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Flipster23

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I only had one hot teacher.....

TacoBello

In grade 10, I had this gorgeous Portuguese History teacher. Every guy wanted to smash her and I remember on the last day of class a guy asked her to marry him he ended up in the office. She wasn't having any of it, from anyone

She was an uber B**** though. It didn't help that her husband was a substitute gym teacher on occasion at the same school In gym class, guys would be like "man, I wanna smash your wife!" and off to the principal they'd go...

Flipster23

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Even though Sacramento has 500k+ people it too much of a small city....

TacoBello

"I see your Schwarz is as big as mine"

Flipster23

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I was always kicked out of class.

Inappropriate comments.

Walking out of class to take a piss.

Having big titty Cindy massage my leg....

Teachers be hatin'

Majofo

In 7th grade, I had this hot gym teacher, always wore spandex and always bent over and full juicy camel toe (think HOT Kelly LeBrock from Weird Science)..

She visited my 7th grade math teacher all the time during class (math teacher also female, think older sharon stone, still milf status), always bent over leaning on her desk to have juicy girl talk. It was always steamy like they were having a secret (not-so-secret) lesbian affair.

Coupled with my jr high hormones.. I've been walking around with a boner in my pants ever since.

rockstar143

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Justin...what age do kids go fixed seat front facing?

Flipster23

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Oh the best time ever. I was a teacher assistant senior year for a photography class. (Had the dark room and everything) I almost got into a fight with this little dickhead. Teacher got pissed and told me I'd have one more time to mess up or I'd be kicked out of his class.

The next week, I was assisting him with grading some quizzes, (he was teaching and I was in the room next door) and I blew through that shit because there was the freshmen named Myra (mexican FATTT ass booty) and she was going to be developing film in the dark room. Felt up on that booty in the dark room.... Next day I was kicked out of the class. Had to go to sit in the front office during 1st period for 3 weeks.

That dark room got me in trouble.
-Big titty Regina
-Big booty Myra
-Long leg Jade...

Flipster23

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depends on car seat.....

I would wait until at least 2. Recaro states 40 pounds....

rockstar143

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dude, if I wiat for 40 pounds with this girl, she'll be 10! she's tiny!

once they can walk, I don't give a fk about a coupe...they can climb over shiet!



I once got a handy in physics class during an educational laserdisc

Flipster23

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I did have a somewhat Decent Agriculture Science teacher... Only took that shit because the snow bunnies. Future Farmers of America...

Oh yea I took a Jazz dance class before, thought I was going to be able to feel up on some booties, highly disappointing....

Flipster23

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I smashed a BBW in the back of a 96 Civic coupe, in the Carls Jr parking lot... No lie....

I worked with her at Carls Jr. Long story short we were all in the parking lot bull shitting around after work one night around 12 A.M. Boner kicked it, took penis rubbed her ass, rest was history.

rockstar143

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animal style...
no wait...
that was in and out

Flipster23

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Week later found out she was dating the shift leader which was a girl. I guess she was turned on and wanted to have a 3 some......Score for me... All the bitches that worked there was hoes.

Flipster23

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I have so many stories from that greasy ass establishment.... I'll never eat there again from what went on at the location I worked at.

TacoBello

I'm never eating fast food again

TacoBello

If only decent camera phones existed back then...

thoiboi

i'm glad i haven't eaten at a carl's in a while either

Flipster23

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We used to make burgers and then store them in the fridge and when we had a moment we would go in the fridge and eat them because no cameras.

TacoBello

You ate a Hot Carl?

cu2wagon

Back in the day it was 1 year. Now, NHTSA is saying 2-3 years.

Most guidance is to keep them rear facing until they max out of the rear facing weight limits. I don't know anyone who does that.

You need to play it by ear. If you've got a little string-bean of a kid, they'll never reach the limit and you'll still be stuffing them in a rear facing seat with their knees touching their forehead.

Once they have good neck control and start to get cramped in the rear facing, it's probably okay to switch.

No sooner than 1 year; probably before 2.

And the whole world will change for them after that - actually being able to see what's going on. Going for drives becomes much more fun.

Flipster23

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There all about drive thru times too or was years ago. We used to unplug the drive thru thing to make it look like we had the best times in the area....

There was on crew that just BS around the whole time. I was part of that crew.

Carls Jr also had those ball pits outside, never I repeat NEVER let your kids in them. They're infested with germs, cum, and shit...

TacoBello

Man, my first real job was working at Burger King, soon after they opened up in Canada. We would make the dumbest stuff, take 2 bites, throw the rest away. Quadruple whopper with bacon and cheese between ever layer? hell yeah!

I would sometimes pay for the burger. I'd make it, put it in the burger chute, go on break, pay for my "cheeseburger" and then look at the cashier and be like "no- it's THAT one over there "

Flipster23

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My son is pretty skinny. He's 36 inches tall and like 30 pounds at 2.

My wife was so nervous switching him to forward facing. Shit I know people who have their 1.5 year old still in the newborn car seats and carrying them because those things go up to 2 years old now.

cu2wagon

true dat.

Flipster23

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At Carls when new stuff came out we could try it for free. I only worked there for 8-9 months, I couldn't stand the management. I remember I walked in on my day off and said I'm quitting. No 2 week notice, no nothing. Was like fuck this.

crazyasiantl

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Morning

I got more pics

cu2wagon

Picture Team, activate!

Flipster23

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Did you really? She still sending. Man B, she crazy....