TacoBello

I don't know yet!! The guy was away from work yesterday with an injured back (I was a little rough on him when trying to satisfy) and today he's busy until the afternoon. It's killing me!

In fact, I walked away with a roll of 20s in my hands

Mmm aloe is nice. It really soothes the burn!! Especially when you have crab claw marks everywhere...

Majofo

Not too many people tried fucking with me in school.. in 8th grade this big fucking messican tried pulling some tough guy bs in front of his 4 friends. I caught him in the bathroom pissing, kicked the back of his knee in and shoved his face in the urinal. He pussed out. I didn't like getting in trouble in school.. perfect attendance, minus a week suspension for getting jumped.

Always fought in the bathroom or off-campus. I've had some wicked scraps. /coolstory

TacoBello

Justin! I told you to STOP using different shades of lipstick!! My D is starting to look like a rainbow!!!

Majofo

I bet your hands are real rough and manly..

Jamie's 08 TL

Let's both bring some just in case. We don't need to run out! And, yes, get the Aloe version! I'm a virgin!!!

TacoBello

I've always been a lover, not a fighter. Not many people tried starting shit with me, probably because of my size, but the odd time they did (generally at the bar) I'd buy 'em a beer and we'd be all good, lol.

I've got nothing to prove. I've also got more to lose than to gain by getting scrappy. Oh well

And let's be honest. I'm only a tough guy on the internetz

Yumcha

G'morning.

Yumcha

Conference calls and dumb@$$-idiot-moron-questions-to-deal-with all morning was the theme so far today.

Yumcha

On what planet, is MANDATORY and REQUIRED field mean DIFFERENT things?!?!?!?

Cuz, I just spent 15 minutes of my already-short-life arguing with someone that they are supposed to be the same but the other person insisted are different.

WTFBBQ?!?!?

Jamie's 08 TL

My hands are very rough! And, Jake, if you don't like feminine guys, RS is not for you because he's a self proclaimed feminine guy! But, that's fine... I'll take him.

Majofo

I haven't been in a fight on the street in nearly 8 years.. and that was caused by some samoans jumping our friend who was drunk out of his mind. I've broken up several fights since but I'm definitely not the one looking for one. Given no options, anyone can get it though.. and if there's a disagreement, I ain't buying anyone a beer unless I'm drinking it.

Love is the answer.. but sometimes handing out an ass kicking is required, although not mandatory.

Franchise1124

I see what you did there, Majofo

polobunny

Same here. I kinda bullied physically some people in elementary school, then got bullied at the start of high school (karma hey) and got angry and took care of the bullies. Since then it's been pretty calm, some small fights but overall good. I always knew how to defend myself, but my ~7 years of shotokan karate during highschool didn't hurt either.

My brother who's 6 years younger is a bit more of a brawler. Got "TAKE THAT" tattooed on his fingers near his knuckles. Possible I might have played a part in him with a bit too much play fighting and wrestling.

TacoBello

Little men fight to justify all their other inadequacies. Kind of like buying a big truck

Jamie's 08 TL

Dynamite comes in small packages. Ask Yumcha. Little man syndrome is a bish! I'm 5'6"... 170lbs.

polobunny

Can't talk for other people, but I don't have any inadequacies to compensate for. If you know what I mean.

I'm 5'8" and 165lbs. Just imagine a slightly taller Jamie without the belly.


My penis is abnormally large is what I meant.

Jamie's 08 TL

Belly? I don't have a big member, but my tongue is magical.. Or so I've been told.

TacoBello

Busy this weekend?

Majofo

Majofo

who wants my nuts up in they guts?

polobunny

Love donut.

Girlfriend over as usual, but I can probably pencil you in my blackberry.

justnspace

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BrakeL8 must be the most straight person here, right about now.

Brake_L8

When I had my Miata, I had some girls pull up next to me at a light (while in college). Typical sorostitutes in a Jetta or something. They giggled and one was like "OMG your car is so small, it's so cute!" - it was lowered, roll-barred, on Kosei K1s.

I looked her in the eyes and deadpanned "Thanks, I'm undercompensating."

Jamie's 08 TL

I've been trying to hold out for RS, but he's playing hard to get. And, you're much closer.

Majofo

Just tryin' to bust a nut..

polobunny

Haha that's a nice come back. At a party I went to one of my friend's close friend had a dropped miata, way too much, it kept scratching the under carriage. Turbo'ed the thing, it looked like a blast on hot summer days.

Majofo

polobunny

I think you should put Hit Em Up next.

rockstar143

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Maj...preemptively coolstorybro'ing yourself is a bannable offense!

Brake_L8

Mine had (aftermarket) black "leather" seats. I think they were really vinyl. I wasn't too low, maybe 1.5" lower than stock but easy to drive everywhere. Never worried about scraping except on huge driveway type of things.

You could unzip the back window (was vinyl) and leave the roof up... put all three windows down on a hot summer day and you'd keep the sun off of you but have a TON of air flowing.

Loved that fucking car. It's for sale again, been through two of my friends and a few motors in the past few years. I sold the Koseis and put a set of ATS CompLites on it, which are still on the car. I guess all you HondaBois love those wheels for Civics and Integras 'n' shit.

polobunny

It's apparently a really fun car to drive, as underpowered as it might look. Fun in curves, just not some straight line thing. Turbo'ed or swapped I bet it's a really thrill and for pocket change compared to a lot of cars with as much fun value as this. His was that ugly forest green haha

TacoBello

That thing is sexy, and I like your drop. Looks good but still functional

TacoBello

Brake, your new official name is Undercompensator.

Brake_L8

It's the most fun you can have with 108 whp. Literally everyone can outrun you (likely even a Hoveround) but mountain roads were a riot. 2nd gear, steer with the throttle. You can pick up an older one for pennies now.

I always wanted a blue one, but after test-drives numbering somewhere in the double-digits, I learned to give up on color and pick the nicest one. Paid $5500 for it with 72k on the clock. I was 18 at the time...

rockstar143

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Yumcha

Back from -ing.

polobunny

Strangely also wanted a blue one. Makes it feel like an oldie for some reason, but that's a good thing. In stock form, this car probably benefits for any weight loss you can put into it too. I can see why people race these. In very curvy tracks, I can see a miata tying up with many other more powerful cars but with twice the fun to be had.

The mazdaspeed version must have been terribly fun with it's turbo'ed i4. Nothing crazy (8.5psi?), just to add that little kick and bring it in the 0-60 in 6.2 secs

rockstar143

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I'd drive a miata!








Right to a used honda lot to buy an S2000.

Brake_L8

They can hang with a lot of powerful cars depending on who's driving what. Head toward the second half of this video and watch me pass a 500 hp V10 M5 (we were both doing our... second ever track day? so it's all driver skill, but the car can keep up to an extent):

https://vimeo.com/16719096

The 'Speed version is actually pretty shitty if you keep it stock. It hits boost too high up in the revs and then you're forced to shift. A tuned one, though, is a lot of fun.

polobunny

Interesting about the speed version. I know for the rotaries they're "difficult" cars to drive because you have to keep them at high revs to get your power. Guess it's difficult with a miata since i think the cutoff is at 6500 rpm?