The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Part 2)
05-15-2014, 01:47 PM
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inb4 justn gets sloshed and fired
05-15-2014, 01:51 PM
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Vodka Martinis.. dirty.
Cognac sipper, hold my rocks.
Mojitos, Screwdrivers, Long Islands, Wine, Beer, etc. I drink it all, as long as it's decent and not trash. No piss water beer, cat piss tequila, cough syrup hards.
Homeboy got me on to sour beer. Fucking fantastic. Local microbrew makes two nice ones. If you guys can try RU55 in your area, I highly suggest it.
Cognac sipper, hold my rocks.
Mojitos, Screwdrivers, Long Islands, Wine, Beer, etc. I drink it all, as long as it's decent and not trash. No piss water beer, cat piss tequila, cough syrup hards.
Homeboy got me on to sour beer. Fucking fantastic. Local microbrew makes two nice ones. If you guys can try RU55 in your area, I highly suggest it.
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05-15-2014, 01:54 PM
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Somebody in the next cube was asking about a peter.. they were saying a bunch of last names.. they couldn't remember.. I blurted Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater. 
Got a weird look and back to work we go.
Got a weird look and back to work we go.
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05-15-2014, 02:01 PM
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Majofo I think we would be great friends if we worked in an office together. The jamming out, the lack of verbal filter (with the exception of cussin), and the occasional lunch alcohol makes an office not seem like a fucking graveyard for creativity, humor, and personality. If I heard someone say that, I would bust laughing. Weird look? I can't believe some people are so boring.
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05-15-2014, 02:01 PM
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I drank at work before...but, it was during an overnight/weekend data conversion.
Boy was I wasted.
Boy was I wasted.
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05-15-2014, 03:49 PM
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Once in a while I'll yell Westside! I get an occasional reply.. Westside!
05-15-2014, 03:57 PM
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Let's start Dickplugzine LLC. I'll start setting up the cubicles. Drink whenever you want. Get J and WD to test the products. We'll need Yum as our boss to make sure we actually do work plugging dicks.
05-15-2014, 04:09 PM
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Wtf!! 
05-15-2014, 04:10 PM
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Was that the one that was too far? Salads were tossed in here, undocumented sexual positions, profuse racism, and huge disgusting tits have been discussed in this thread. But Dickplugzine is too far?
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05-15-2014, 04:15 PM
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I'm mad that I'm the product tester. Bullshit!
Let me be in charge of web design/product photography.
Let me be in charge of web design/product photography.
05-15-2014, 04:17 PM
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05-15-2014, 04:23 PM
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But it's west of America. We're the most important country.
Gotta climb that ladder bro. Next step is Senior Product Tester.
Haha just kidding. I'm just being a dickplug. You take awesome pictures. The extent of my photography skill is adjusting the ISO setting on my smartphone. Maybe I should be the product tester.
Haha just kidding. I'm just being a dickplug. You take awesome pictures. The extent of my photography skill is adjusting the ISO setting on my smartphone. Maybe I should be the product tester.
05-15-2014, 04:26 PM
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Are you guys test the same demo plug one after another?
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05-15-2014, 04:30 PM
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05-15-2014, 04:33 PM
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Damn, I'm pretty lucky. Didn't even have to apply.
Harper! 
Thank you, Vlad.
I think I'm attending Cars & Coffee this Sunday so I can get some pics of my car with the new stickers on.
Harper! Thank you, Vlad.
I think I'm attending Cars & Coffee this Sunday so I can get some pics of my car with the new stickers on.
05-15-2014, 04:52 PM
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I'm gonna have to decline the offer for the position, I know sloth was really excited about the position.
05-15-2014, 05:52 PM
I'd share a full handle of Johnny with any of you fools. You're fam.
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05-15-2014, 11:17 PM
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Guys, please don't forget about the National Meet. Today, (Friday, May 16th) is the last day to reserve a hotel room at the AcuraZine rate.
05-15-2014, 11:31 PM
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Can't we just stay with you? 
05-16-2014, 12:27 AM
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Yin and Yang.. I'm the Wang.
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05-16-2014, 12:29 AM
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05-16-2014, 05:13 AM
Meh...I've seen better.
05-16-2014, 08:10 AM
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05-16-2014, 08:11 AM
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05-16-2014, 08:39 AM
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morning.One of my good friends is an EMT/firefighter. They started pranking each other in his department by putting a single picture of dick butt in unsuspecting locations. The rules were that there was only one dick butt and if you got it you had to prank the next guy. In their lockers, in their helmets/gear, under their pillows, etc. The best one was when they put it in the visor of one of their cars. It was there for like a week before he had to put it down. Suddenly, DICK BUTT!!! Passenger was like, what the fuck?????
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05-16-2014, 08:48 AM
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hahahahahahaha 
05-16-2014, 10:15 AM
Yum.
Cha.
Cha.
05-16-2014, 10:18 AM
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Morning fellas....
05-16-2014, 10:33 AM
I'm going home.
05-16-2014, 10:33 AM
Correction: I wish I were going home.
05-16-2014, 10:40 AM
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WFH 
05-16-2014, 10:41 AM
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Bored.. nobody to Westside here but the dog.. and she's from the Norf Norf.. more like Wuff Wuff
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well am glad its Friday....effin long week
05-16-2014, 10:48 AM
Super long week...I'm burned out already. Came in at 530am again...
05-16-2014, 11:01 AM
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Morning, folks. TGIF. 
05-16-2014, 11:03 AM
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@Jeremy
yeah thats early by even Sid's standards LOL....he wakes us up at 730-ish...
@yummy: whats up Harold
yeah thats early by even Sid's standards LOL....he wakes us up at 730-ish...
@yummy: whats up Harold