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Old 04-10-2020, 03:57 PM
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I'm the contigo mugs guy
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Old 04-10-2020, 05:23 PM
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I'm the contigo mugs guy
Shit, I was just joking too, everyone knows Kurt loves Yeti


You said it, not I
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Old 04-10-2020, 05:26 PM
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Wife saw 6 COVID patients today
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Getting that fancy coffee in the Contigo.

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Old 04-10-2020, 06:26 PM
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shiiit
I'm not too freaked about it. She has all the PPE plus additional layers. Her hospital has a large stockpile of equipment and she has some special order sealed N95 and goggles she wears under her face shield.

She could still get it, obviously, but she's taking every precaution.
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Old 04-10-2020, 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by kurtatx
I'm not too freaked about it. She has all the PPE plus additional layers. Her hospital has a large stockpile of equipment and she has some special order sealed N95 and goggles she wears under her face shield.

She could still get it, obviously, but she's taking every precaution.
That's great.






























So, really, per the vernacular of this thread, she could also treat all the peeps in here given the incestuous butt-licking and gonad sucking that is encouraged and the likely herpes and other novel STDs passed around.
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Old 04-10-2020, 07:34 PM
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Slapsticking aside, hope you tree-goats have a nice Easter all things considered.
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I don't want to know how many rectal exams she has done.
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Originally Posted by kurtatx
I don't want to know how many rectal exams she has done.
Though, really...it's not really a physician the peeps in here need given all the @$$ eating and gonad sucking encouraged. It's a dentist and a good hygienist.

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Old 04-10-2020, 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted by kurtatx
I don't want to know how many rectal exams she has done.
I wouldn't mind knowing. Just out of curiosity.
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I don't want to know how many rectal exams she has done.
FFS Kurt
Stop shoving things up there
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I wouldn't mind knowing. Just out of curiosity.


Not more than Tobey.
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Poor Tobey.
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I got a $100 tip today!



Gonna fuck Jim later!
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Originally Posted by Midnight Mystery
I got a $100 tip today!



Gonna fuck Jim later!
Just the tip?
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I got a $100 tip today!



Gonna fuck Jim later!
Free BJs on MM...!
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Old 04-10-2020, 11:43 PM
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Pizookie?!?!
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Pizookie?!?!
awww hell yeah
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Old 04-11-2020, 08:17 AM
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$100 tip? Damn, that's awesome. Gonna be eating that name brand cat food tonight?
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Old 04-11-2020, 08:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Midnight Mystery
I got a $100 tip today!



Gonna fuck Jim later!
They don't tip you for a good job
They tip you to leave
#hookertips
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Old 04-11-2020, 10:41 AM
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And usually because they feel some guilt or remorse about what they just did.

MM probably cleaned up some "soda stains" out of the car or something.
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Old 04-11-2020, 12:31 PM
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Prevented "soda" stains you mean
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You mean like swallowing the customers fuck-snot instead of letting it splash all over the console again?
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Dude in a Ford Raptor shook my hand and thanked me then gave me the $100. I split it with the guy I was working with but he pulled back around again and said he wanted to give us another $100. So we each got $100.

Then... He came back and gave the guy cleaning the parking lot $100 too.

He bought a new wash each time too. So he managed to spend $345 at an express car wash...
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Old 04-11-2020, 05:39 PM
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LMAO, how was he able to bust 3 times in a row. Y'all are good.
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Old 04-11-2020, 05:57 PM
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He probably eats a lot of celery.
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IDK... Hate to say it, but the sisister side of me wants to say he's suicidal and trying find excuses to unload money.

Nah... He's just a rich guy probably just having a good day...

Meanwhile my mom is sick in bed with corona. I'm driving around the city. Just sitting parked in my car at City Park right now watching the joggers and oak trees blowing in the wind...
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You not taking care of yo momma?
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Where my n95 jimmies?
Sun's going down
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You mean like swallowing the customers fuck-snot instead of letting it splash all over the console again?
We call that the Kurt Special round these parts
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Kurt hasn't nutted Yeti.
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IDK... Hate to say it, but the sisister side of me wants to say he's suicidal and trying find excuses to unload money.

Nah... He's just a rich guy probably just having a good day...

Meanwhile my mom is sick in bed with corona. I'm driving around the city. Just sitting parked in my car at City Park right now watching the joggers and oak trees blowing in the wind...
Take care of yourself - get PPE'd up and get your mom to a hospital.
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Kurt hasn't nutted Yeti.
what does this even mean?
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Take care of yourself - get PPE'd up and get your mom to a hospital.

She's a nurse and her work issued her the Z-Pack and Anti-Malarial drug. Sever nurses have been sick and none admitted to the hospital. In fact, some of them worked while sick. She'll seek attention if she needs it and as for me... I have a 50%+ chance I have it so we'll see.

She isn't with me right now either. She's at the other house across town but she was with me during the week.
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Typo, I meant yet.
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IDK... Hate to say it, but the sisister side of me wants to say he's suicidal and trying find excuses to unload money.

Nah... He's just a rich guy probably just having a good day...

Meanwhile my mom is sick in bed with corona. I'm driving around the city. Just sitting parked in my car at City Park right now watching the joggers and oak trees blowing in the wind...
hope for a speedy recovery.
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