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Old 06-18-2019, 05:19 PM
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are you high ladiboi?
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Old 06-18-2019, 05:39 PM
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Oh I get it now
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Old 06-18-2019, 09:23 PM
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You're high justn, that's sad because you won't pass your piss test


FJ's saying JJ Watt is sad, not what is sad..
Sad
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nothing, i dont eat fast food anyway
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We getting one of them burger joints in California.

Some shit burger something. One of them Texas franchises.
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Call me when Hardees comes back to the South.
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You too good for Carl's Jr?

Is it because they have girls with big boobies in their adverts?
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Thoiboi day!
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Old 06-19-2019, 07:28 AM
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If I were 15 years old when I saw the Carls Jr commercials I could have for sure finished.
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Old 06-19-2019, 09:02 AM
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Sheeeit... Those greasy, drippy burgers and some bimbo smooshing it all up?

I'm spent.
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Old 06-19-2019, 09:38 AM
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Party over here
Fuck me over there
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Old 06-19-2019, 09:39 AM
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Call me when Hardees comes back to the South.
I bet you scarf down hardees down souf and up norf
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Old 06-19-2019, 09:42 AM
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Enjoying some 50/50 coffee / single barrel whisky
Fuck bitches

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Went to talk to a cubemate and came back to my coffee..
Soon as I entered cube.. Whoa shit booze fog
Fuck it
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Carl's Jr.. shit.. haven't had that since I was like 16..
Who remembers them choco cakes they have, they still have that?
Fuck yeah

It's not like there aren't Carl's Jr in my general area
Or I don't see them when hittin' the road
Just haven't had the urge to return
Solid joint (jawknee)

Shit.. got me thinking of all the places haven't been in a while
Tommy's Burgers been too long.. next time LA or Vegas
Shit..

El Pollo Loco
I don't give a fuck what any of y'all say
All da salsas, lick yo fingas clean (J)
Mmmmm...
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Old 06-19-2019, 10:07 AM
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Got me feelin' some type of way..
Crip walk to this -Kurt

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Fuck that piece of shit
Booohooo!!! I was 16.. c'mon!!!
It was before the shooting, I've changed!!!


Eat my ass
I fucks with Harvard
They admitted my boy GDubbs when UT turned him down
Roaddawg 4lyfe

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Old 06-19-2019, 10:14 AM
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I fell back into heavy rotation of Enter the Wu-Tang last weekend.

A+ would recommend.

Not you, Kurt. -Kurt
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Old 06-19-2019, 10:18 AM
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Not you, Kurt. -Kurt
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Old 06-19-2019, 10:20 AM
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Not the earliest I've been lit on a Wednesday
But usually it's a carryover from Tuesday
FFS

10/10 would recommend
Not you, Kurt. -Kurt
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Shit. That's typically how my December goes.
A+
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Old 06-19-2019, 10:21 AM
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Yes, December in June
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On this day... Poor Tobey.

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Old 06-19-2019, 10:27 AM
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Somehow, a long time ago, I got it in my brain that because vodka *looks* like water and can easily be consumed out of a water bottle without suspicion... It must also not have an odor of alcohol. So it's the perfect incognito drink.

Fast forward to a few months ago and I'm just "staying hydrated" and my wife points out that I reek like a bar floor.

I'm confused because I've been drinking god's stealth drink.

Well, evidently, the "doesn't smell" part of the equation is false.

Whoops.

But on the other hand, no one has ever said anything. So I guess all my officemate's just think I wash my clothes (hah!) Is some cheap detergent that smells vaguely like hobo breath.

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Old 06-19-2019, 10:40 AM
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Similar to how Kurt thinks his bottle of Cumbucha is easily masked as a bottle of Kombucha
You're not fooling anyone Kurt, dick breath.
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Old 06-19-2019, 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Yes, December in June
Is that that Green Day song?
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happy hump day
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Westside Connex...
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Someone jacked my brother in laws 3G base wheels.

Who the fuck does that.

Some bums off Broadway that’s who..
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Thoxic Thursday!
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Old 06-20-2019, 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Flipster23
Someone jacked my brother in laws 3G base wheels.

Who the fuck does that.

Some bums off Broadway that’s who..
Does your BIL live in HTinnnneeee???
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Broadway.. shiettt..

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That was my parking lot pimpin' joint
12" Bazooka blowing out the windows
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Taco Bell was closed so all the black chix (and Larry) go to get something real meaty.

An apt lyric, even today.

Poor Larry Tobey.

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Old 06-20-2019, 11:24 AM
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12" bazooka tube? that was fucking huge...
I used to have 2 tens in the back of my Taurus hatch.
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My dumbass vato's unc had 15s in his ride.. we had to represent.
RIP bro
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My buddy had his grandpa's brougham for a while...he put 2 15" square solobaric kickers in that bitch.
we had mad respect.
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wow 12 inches..

is that erect?
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Damn I forgot all about bazooka tubes. My dad had 2 10"s in the back of his '91 Taurus SHO
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MIne was an '88...my first car.
And a Wagon, at that.
Thumped, man...
I was so ghetto...ran the house speaker wires to it through the roof and had a floral
pattern comforter over both of them to hide them so they wouldn't get stolen.
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