The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Man Sex FFS)
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MM doesn't even know Taintor
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Frantz, your presence here is welcome as fuck. @Franchise1124
You practice your "it was so hard to be away from you all day" face yet for when you get home today?
Sold Vagon, sold Audi...
still has my Yukon for creepin, Volvo for the ladies (literally) and S2000 for the 19 year old brorape trap...
J still has the Ody...
We got engaged last week...don't think I mentioned it.
Z is getting the sounds and able to put 2 or three of them together now...got her to sound out HONDAAAAA yesterday.
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Austin got fucked, but he asked for it, right @Undying Dreams ?!?!!
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Frantz fucks
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Thanks, my friend...
when it's right, it's right...
I ain't even scared.
The night I met her early on "I was like oh hell no never getting married again"...
then I met her and was like "maybe one more time but really that's it, never again after that"
when it's right, it's right...
I ain't even scared.
The night I met her early on "I was like oh hell no never getting married again"...
then I met her and was like "maybe one more time but really that's it, never again after that"
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Mystery Meat is the kind of guy that will get a dollar tip at work and then one of the other car waxers will trade him two shiny quarters for it.
And Mystery Meat will take those two quarters because two is more than one.
And the wheel detailer guy will trade him three dimes for those two quarters.
And Mystery Meat will take those three dimes because three is more than two.
And the chrome buffer will trade him four nickles for those three dimes.
And Mystery Meat will take those four nickles because four is more than three.
And then the Burrito Guy who gives lotion handies in the bathroom will trade him five shiny pennies for those four nickles.
And Mystery Meat will take those five pennies because five is more than four.
And then Mystery Meat tells his mom about what he did, trading the dollar for two quarters for three dimes for four nickles for five pennies, beaming with pride.
And his mom will shed a tear, take a deep breath, and tell Mystery Meat how proud she is of her smart little boy.
And Mystery Meat will take those two quarters because two is more than one.
And the wheel detailer guy will trade him three dimes for those two quarters.
And Mystery Meat will take those three dimes because three is more than two.
And the chrome buffer will trade him four nickles for those three dimes.
And Mystery Meat will take those four nickles because four is more than three.
And then the Burrito Guy who gives lotion handies in the bathroom will trade him five shiny pennies for those four nickles.
And Mystery Meat will take those five pennies because five is more than four.
And then Mystery Meat tells his mom about what he did, trading the dollar for two quarters for three dimes for four nickles for five pennies, beaming with pride.
And his mom will shed a tear, take a deep breath, and tell Mystery Meat how proud she is of her smart little boy.
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Suck it.
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Morning, slores.
Working from home today...fighting a lousy cold too.
Working from home today...fighting a lousy cold too.
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Fucking Joe...
FUCKING JOE!
FUCKING JOE!
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Yum, want to work from our tent today?
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car waxers = 50% return
wheel detailer guy = 67% return
chrome buffer dude = 50% return
burrito / lotion handies guy = 300% return
Dude eating a burrito and giving handies in the bathroom is winning in life
Be more like burrito lotion handies guy
wheel detailer guy = 67% return
chrome buffer dude = 50% return
burrito / lotion handies guy = 300% return
Dude eating a burrito and giving handies in the bathroom is winning in life
Be more like burrito lotion handies guy
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I bet none of them got the emotional gratification return that MM did though.
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I’m fighting a cold too. Headed into the office to get my laptop and then bounce to work from home.
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MM drives a Hyundai Kia whatever and has the nerve to take shots...
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HUMP day!
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HUMP day!
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Mystery Meat is the kind of guy that will get a dollar tip at work and then one of the other car waxers will trade him two shiny quarters for it.
And Mystery Meat will take those two quarters because two is more than one.
And the wheel detailer guy will trade him three dimes for those two quarters.
And Mystery Meat will take those three dimes because three is more than two.
And the chrome buffer will trade him four nickles for those three dimes.
And Mystery Meat will take those four nickles because four is more than three.
And then the Burrito Guy who gives lotion handies in the bathroom will trade him five shiny pennies for those four nickles.
And Mystery Meat will take those five pennies because five is more than four.
And then Mystery Meat tells his mom about what he did, trading the dollar for two quarters for three dimes for four nickles for five pennies, beaming with pride.
And his mom will shed a tear, take a deep breath, and tell Mystery Meat how proud she is of her smart little boy.
And Mystery Meat will take those two quarters because two is more than one.
And the wheel detailer guy will trade him three dimes for those two quarters.
And Mystery Meat will take those three dimes because three is more than two.
And the chrome buffer will trade him four nickles for those three dimes.
And Mystery Meat will take those four nickles because four is more than three.
And then the Burrito Guy who gives lotion handies in the bathroom will trade him five shiny pennies for those four nickles.
And Mystery Meat will take those five pennies because five is more than four.
And then Mystery Meat tells his mom about what he did, trading the dollar for two quarters for three dimes for four nickles for five pennies, beaming with pride.
And his mom will shed a tear, take a deep breath, and tell Mystery Meat how proud she is of her smart little boy.
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Sounds like trickle-down economics works after all
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Just use your shirt to clean up
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Who is bringing the lube?
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Well the amateur is going to make sure we're prepared with 55Gal... ordering now, will be here in two days.
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whalecum back frantz
sorry didn't acknowledge you yesterday
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Like anyone is going to need lube for your thoithoi
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i'm being generous
I'm just going to sit back and watch, not participate anyway ..
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Just use spit. It'll work good enough, plus it's properly degrading.
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Look, using your shirt is so...ghetto. I'm trying to raise the quality of shenanigans in here. Gosh.
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And there is no spitting. We are classy.
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Whatever we do, we do with our pinky sticking up. And we try to speak like Englishmen.
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Shart...I hit 145K and didn't even realize.
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One day I'll have that power...
but maybe good highway mileage too
This is the exact combo I always said I wanted to try
https://www.cargurus.com/Cars/invent...ting=219333629
although for that much money...hard to argue about this being a better buy
I never realized the DRL portion of the light is different on the 2011
https://www.cargurus.com/Cars/invent...ting=223831157
but maybe good highway mileage too
This is the exact combo I always said I wanted to try
https://www.cargurus.com/Cars/invent...ting=219333629
although for that much money...hard to argue about this being a better buy
I never realized the DRL portion of the light is different on the 2011
https://www.cargurus.com/Cars/invent...ting=223831157
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A Z06...
im trying to find my replacement. Still don’t know what I want.
im trying to find my replacement. Still don’t know what I want.
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