Hi all,

New to the site. Just sharing some Dilbert's words of wisdom.


1. I can please only one person per day. Today
is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good either.

2. Am I getting smart with you? How would you
know?

3. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how
to get along without it.

4. Accept that somedays you're the pigeon, and
somedays you're the statue.

5. Needing someone is like needing a parachute.
If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you
won't be needing him again.

6. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a
perception problem.

7. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the
stars in the sky and thought to myself - "Where the hell is the
ceiling???"

8. On the keyboard of life, always keep one
finger on the escape key.

9.I don't suffer from stress - I'm a carrier...

10.Everybody is somebody else's weirdo...

11.Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down
to their level then beat you with experience.

 

Welcome aboard, but this thread should go to off-topic. The mods will move it shortly.