Big bad impala Vs. little ol 6 speed
08-16-2009, 01:45 PM
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Big bad impala Vs. little ol 6 speed
its a beautiful day out and phee decides to take his girl out for a ride and a wash.
a little soap here, a lotta water there and she is shined up brand new.
after phee drys stacey off, he decides to head home the long way.
when phee pulls onto the road a douchebag rolls up in his purple 96 impala on 22 inch chrome wheels blasting his lightning audio 10 inch sub and wal-mart amplifier.
phee, unhappy with the crapy quality bass emitting from this shiny turd decides to accelerate slowly away (in 6th gear)
this makes the douchebag angry, because douchebags think everyone should listen to their music and look at their cars!!
Angry that phees car is a deliciously shiny shade of green, the douchebag accelerates rapidly while coming to a red light that phee is stopped at.
the douchebags poor, puny 6 inch rotors become red hot and boil under the stress of trying to stop 97 lbs of spinning force but finally succeed 2 inches from phees rear bumper.
Phee watches intently as the douchebag begins swerving his car left to right and flips phee a finger behind the crack in his windshield.
he decides to ignore it.
2 lights later the douchebag pulls up next to phee (who has let his windows down to engine the cool fall air)
Douchebag: "yea, yea, garble garblelkjhdlkjs glkj
Phee: what did you just say?
douchebag: i said, keep that shitty ass acura over there.
Phee: good point, we both wouldnt fit in that lane
douchebag: it aint got nothing on this, stupid ass acura
phee: well id rather drive my shitty acura than drive and actual turd
light turns green: douchebag floors it and the impala crouches back as if it was listening to fat joe
phee gives his vehicle light throttle and drives next to the douchebag while holding down his horn.
this enrages the douchebag as he tries to get away while accelerating about as fast as a fat chick running a marathon while wearing a sweater
phee finally gives his car gas in first gear
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phee laughs while rowing through stacy's gears and his left hand holds up just one finger and enjoys the breeze
a little soap here, a lotta water there and she is shined up brand new.
after phee drys stacey off, he decides to head home the long way.
when phee pulls onto the road a douchebag rolls up in his purple 96 impala on 22 inch chrome wheels blasting his lightning audio 10 inch sub and wal-mart amplifier.
phee, unhappy with the crapy quality bass emitting from this shiny turd decides to accelerate slowly away (in 6th gear)
this makes the douchebag angry, because douchebags think everyone should listen to their music and look at their cars!!
Angry that phees car is a deliciously shiny shade of green, the douchebag accelerates rapidly while coming to a red light that phee is stopped at.
the douchebags poor, puny 6 inch rotors become red hot and boil under the stress of trying to stop 97 lbs of spinning force but finally succeed 2 inches from phees rear bumper.
Phee watches intently as the douchebag begins swerving his car left to right and flips phee a finger behind the crack in his windshield.
he decides to ignore it.
2 lights later the douchebag pulls up next to phee (who has let his windows down to engine the cool fall air)
Douchebag: "yea, yea, garble garblelkjhdlkjs glkj
Phee: what did you just say?
douchebag: i said, keep that shitty ass acura over there.
Phee: good point, we both wouldnt fit in that lane
douchebag: it aint got nothing on this, stupid ass acura
phee: well id rather drive my shitty acura than drive and actual turd
light turns green: douchebag floors it and the impala crouches back as if it was listening to fat joe
phee gives his vehicle light throttle and drives next to the douchebag while holding down his horn.
this enrages the douchebag as he tries to get away while accelerating about as fast as a fat chick running a marathon while wearing a sweater
phee finally gives his car gas in first gear
5000rpm
6000rpm
shift
buslength
buslength
shift
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phee laughs while rowing through stacy's gears and his left hand holds up just one finger and enjoys the breeze
Last edited by phee; 08-16-2009 at 01:47 PM.
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08-16-2009, 05:25 PM
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great story. its funny how so many domestic car drivers think they drive the best and quickest cars. im guessing it wasnt an ss? the majority of american v6s cant hang with japanese 6 bangers :thumbsdow haha
08-17-2009, 02:18 AM
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Good kill dude. I hate those dumbasses in donks that think they're the shit. There's this one dude who goes by my work and bumps his music super loud.... not to mention he's a total douchebag.
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08-17-2009, 02:18 AM
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Ya....It's an Acura
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08-17-2009, 09:04 AM
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Enjoyed this story a lot! Well written, something like this has happened to many of us...When someone is banging bass out of their two 12s in the back, I slip in a cd of Pavarotti and crank it! always works!
08-17-2009, 02:26 PM
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08-17-2009, 04:50 PM
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If it was an SS it wasn't a V6, it was a 5.7L 260hp LT1 V8. But if it wasn't an SS, it was a Caprice...my guess is that if it was purple and had 22's, it was a Caprice...with either a 4.3L V-6 200 HP or the LT1.
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