Top 10 Reasons Why the 09 RL was INTENTIONALLY Designed Ugly
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Torch & Pitchfork Posse
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1. It will frighten pedestrians off the roads, reducing vehicle vs. pedestrian accidents.
2. Ugly is more fuel efficient.
3. It will sober you up before you get in and drive.
4. The wife will never be jealous of your affair with it.
5. Car thieves will take a pass.
6. The design team lead is a scorned Pontiac Aztec owner.
7. Acura's marketing geniuses plan to campaign the RL as the 'Designated Ride of Halloween'.
8. Rock chips will be improvements.
9. Acura wants to niche market to blind drivers hoping to increase market share.
10. Dick Colliver wanted a car design in his own image.
2. Ugly is more fuel efficient.
3. It will sober you up before you get in and drive.
4. The wife will never be jealous of your affair with it.
5. Car thieves will take a pass.
6. The design team lead is a scorned Pontiac Aztec owner.
7. Acura's marketing geniuses plan to campaign the RL as the 'Designated Ride of Halloween'.
8. Rock chips will be improvements.
9. Acura wants to niche market to blind drivers hoping to increase market share.
10. Dick Colliver wanted a car design in his own image.
#5
Burning Brakes
Originally Posted by jwaters943
TampaRL,
I love you too!
![](http://image.automobilemag.com/f/multimedia/photo_gallery/8258913/0802_01a+2009_acura_RL+front_three_quarter_view.jpg)
XOXO,
The 2009 RL
P.S. Here's a sexy pic for you to better remember me by......sweet dreams!![Wink](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif)
I love you too!
![](http://image.automobilemag.com/f/multimedia/photo_gallery/8258913/0802_01a+2009_acura_RL+front_three_quarter_view.jpg)
XOXO,
The 2009 RL
P.S. Here's a sexy pic for you to better remember me by......sweet dreams!
![Wink](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif)
"I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way."
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