TampaRLX-SH

1. It will frighten pedestrians off the roads, reducing vehicle vs. pedestrian accidents.

2. Ugly is more fuel efficient.

3. It will sober you up before you get in and drive.

4. The wife will never be jealous of your affair with it.

5. Car thieves will take a pass.

6. The design team lead is a scorned Pontiac Aztec owner.

7. Acura's marketing geniuses plan to campaign the RL as the 'Designated Ride of Halloween'.

8. Rock chips will be improvements.

9. Acura wants to niche market to blind drivers hoping to increase market share.

10. Dick Colliver wanted a car design in his own image.

lumpulus

You, sir, are a comedic GENIUS. David Letterman would be proud.

jwaters943

TampaRL,

I love you too!



XOXO,

The 2009 RL

P.S. Here's a sexy pic for you to better remember me by......sweet dreams!

Storm982

hahaha, awesome

Rob144

"I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way."