Top Ten Advantages of Being Yellow/Rice Boy
06-12-2001, 01:38 PM
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Top Ten Advantages of Being Yellow/Rice Boy
Here you go Chris. I love you man. Yellow Power!!!
Top 10 Advantages of Being Asian American
1. You can pretend you don't speak English when you're around stupid people.
2. Everyone asks your advice on computers, cameras, carryout, VCRs, Toyotas and Karate.
3. You look enough like Bruce Lee that when you get in a fight, all you have to do is squint your eyes and howl to scare people.
4. There are a lot more opportunities for casting in war movies.
5. No one expects you to drive well.
6. People mistake you for a laundromat owner and bring you a lot of neat clothes.
7. You can be from Ohio and still be considered "exotic"
8. If you ever commit a crime, you can get good laughs when your description is passed around (black hair, brown eyes, glasses).
9. You get people coming up to you all the time saying neat things in languages you don't speak.
10. During times of way, you get free outdoor housing at a local housetrack.
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Top 10 Advantages of Being Asian American
1. You can pretend you don't speak English when you're around stupid people.
2. Everyone asks your advice on computers, cameras, carryout, VCRs, Toyotas and Karate.
3. You look enough like Bruce Lee that when you get in a fight, all you have to do is squint your eyes and howl to scare people.
4. There are a lot more opportunities for casting in war movies.
5. No one expects you to drive well.
6. People mistake you for a laundromat owner and bring you a lot of neat clothes.
7. You can be from Ohio and still be considered "exotic"
8. If you ever commit a crime, you can get good laughs when your description is passed around (black hair, brown eyes, glasses).
9. You get people coming up to you all the time saying neat things in languages you don't speak.
10. During times of way, you get free outdoor housing at a local housetrack.
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-Phin
www.generationinformation.com
AOL IM - paullanz01
CHECK IT OUT!!
06-12-2001, 01:43 PM
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those were actually funny, what web site did you copy it off? 
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Moonroof Visor
35% Tint All Around
Black Wood Dash Kit
Sportswing spoiler
My Bitch
aka Deadly-CLs
"I come for the Car Talk, but stay for the Ramblings"
06-12-2001, 01:44 PM
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by amirsafdari:
those were actually funny, what web site did you copy it off?
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those were actually funny, what web site did you copy it off?
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